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[Mr_Incognito]

Michael G. Wilson; Welcome to the Casnio Royale press conference, I'd like to get the ball rolling with ... wait ... I'm sorry, but we can't go on ... I've got to cancel the press conference; there's a typo on my speech. It says that James Bond is a 'spy.' What the hell's a 'spy?' Anyone?

[Sam Fisher]

Michael G Wilson: Casino Royale has already been written, and produced. Basically we've taken the script and actors of the hit movie Gili and given it our famous Bondian appeal

[royalmile]

"Look, we auditioned hundreds of actors and none of them did "gritty" quite like this next guy...
Mr. David Schwimmer!"

[Loomis]

Bump. Wonder if any of our predictions will come true?

[pgram]

"No Brioni, no. It will be Lacoste track suit. He is a scouser, you know..."

[hartley_bond]

"Haha! No, James Bond is not a timelord. Good one, sparacus. Ok, back to the film. We'd like to show this clip which we shot yesterday, in which Bond reverses the polarity of the neutron flow."

[David Schofield]

"Yes, Pierce Brosnan did turn us down."

[SecretAgentFan]

We will always be grateful for Pierce to save the franchise.

[Loomis]

"Yeah, yeah, I know what you're thinking, but just look at him from the appropriate angle."

"Just keep saying to yourself: "Fleming's Bond. Fleming's Bond. Fleming's Bond.""

"We knew Dan was the one right from the first time we clapped eyes on him."

"We appreciate that this is a sad day for Rikki Lee Travolta's fans, but, if it'll make them feel any better, I'd like to assure them that it came very, very close indeed."

[SecretAgentFan]

Just relax. You know the drill, don

[hartley_bond]

"Thanks for coming. Umm.. This is a little embarrassing. We had planned to unveil Daniel Craig as our new Bond today, but he got decapitated by someone calling himself "Blackfelix" on the way here. I'm terribly sorry about all this. The good news is that we've cast Le Chiffre - Could you bring Mister Stern out please?"

[spynovelfan]

"We've eliminated M, Q, Moneypenny, Robinson, Tanner, MI6, Aston Martin's, vodka martini's, the gun barrel sequence, the James Bond Theme, and the number 007. We feel it's time to get serious and get James Bond back to the basics."

Wrong!

Well, almost, Righty007!

[TheREAL008]

Michael G. Wilson: "We've completly sold out to the Bourne Franchise. Daniel Craig does resemble Matt Damon and Casino Royale WILL be a total clone of the Bourne movies. Why are we doing this? SImply because Bourne is better than Bond and that I, Michael G. Wilson along with Barbra Broccoli, are complete nimrods who shouldn't be running this franchise anymore. For the next twenty movies they shall all be in the vein of Jason Bourne because let's face it. Better to clone and sell out then to be original and stand on your own efforts."

[JimmyBond]

"Just kidding! Craig isnt Bond, we had you all fooled. Brosnan is hard at work filming his scenes now, we just wanted to pull your leg a bit."