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[Bondian]

"why don't you lay down and let me eat you?" :rofl:

[trs007]

I've never eaten women before, they're rather good.

[Bondian]

"there's a useful four-letter word, and you smell of it!"

[trs007]

Looks like we're going down there together.

[Bondian]

"I hope you've got all the mites out of the bed Goodnight?"

[Qwerty]

"I'll keep the bed completely clean."

[Joyce Carrington]

"And everything else dirty, I trust."

[Qwerty]

"The dishwasher exploded!"

[dr.doak]

"I'd say one of their rear-shafts are missing."

[Qwerty]

"Repair it!"

[MI-6 Director]

Sit down. Put your hand on that box! Now, why don't you fix it?

[Qwerty]

"There must be some mistake. I don't fix any..."

[Joyce Carrington]

"You break it, you fix it. Understood?"

[The Dove]

" I hope nobody here is superstitious. Thats one big mirror we're about to fix! "

[Qwerty]

"Break it!!"

[The Dove]

" We've run out of glue. "

[Qwerty]

"Why don't you get some 007?"

[The Dove]

" The glass is broken, Mr. Drax. "

[Qwerty]

"I'll fix it."

[The Dove]

" That's detente Commrade! You can't break it, I can't break it. "

[Qwerty]

"Unbreakable indeed."

[00-FAN008]

"He was like a fatwa to me."

[Qwerty]

"You can't be that!"

[The Dove]

" He's the biggest soap dealer in the Golden Cresant. "

[Qwerty]

"Well that's alot of soap!"

[The Dove]

" In a few hours you and I will have more soap than God. "

[Qwerty]

"So you live to bathe another day?"

[The Dove]

" Yes!! I am invisible!! "

[Qwerty]

"Now there's something to root for!"

[The Dove]

" I don't wanna win the gold medal!! "