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#121 Bondian

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 02:23 AM

"that's why I always use the 'three nipple trick'!".

#122 Janus Assassin

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 02:24 AM

"The name's Bond..... Uhh Line?"

#123 Qwerty

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 02:30 AM

"Let's go git em Blofeld!"

#124 Bondian

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 05:13 AM

"you have come tonight, at the most fabulous and celebrated place in the world. Here on the plateau of 'Giza', stands forever the mightiest of human achievements. No 'Traveller', 'Emperor', 'Merchant' or 'Poet', has trodden on these sands, and not gasped in awe. The curtain of night is about to rise, and disclose the stage on which the drama of a civilisation took place. Those involved, have been present since the dawn of history. Pitched stubbornly against sand and wind...and the voice of the desert has crossed the centuries. With each new dawn, I see the Sun God rise on the far bank of the Nile. I am the faithful warden at the foot of the world...so faithful...so vigilant...so near him that he gave me his faith, my own. I am a Pharaoh's companion and I am he.....Butterhook!. :)

#125 Qwerty

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 12:08 PM

Whoa!

"Mr. Butterhook. Sounds like a Danish nail varnish."

#126 The Dove

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 05:14 PM

" Well there's a name to laugh at! "

#127 Mister Asterix

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 05:28 PM

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#128 Qwerty

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 08:06 PM

"I want my mullet done tonight!"

#129 Bondian

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Posted 04 November 2004 - 10:29 PM

"let me enlarge your constabulary"!.

#130 Blofeld's Cat

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Posted 05 November 2004 - 01:24 AM

I'll always be a stink to you.

#131 Qwerty

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Posted 05 November 2004 - 02:41 AM

"I mean besides stinking."

#132 Mister Asterix

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Posted 05 November 2004 - 03:32 AM

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#133 Qwerty

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Posted 05 November 2004 - 03:34 AM

"I wouldn't blow my nose!"

#134 Bondian

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Posted 05 November 2004 - 04:26 AM

"don't shoot..you'll blow the noses"!.

#135 Qwerty

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Posted 05 November 2004 - 04:33 AM

"Oh this nose, do you think it will blow?"

#136 Gabe Vieira

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Posted 05 November 2004 - 03:06 PM

"All I want is a dame."

#137 trs007

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Posted 05 November 2004 - 08:20 PM

Dames, noses, each just as stupid as the other.

#138 Qwerty

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Posted 05 November 2004 - 08:29 PM

"I was born without a nose."

#139 trs007

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Posted 05 November 2004 - 08:39 PM

Take after your father, perhaps?

#140 Qwerty

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Posted 05 November 2004 - 08:44 PM

"My father had a nose."

#141 Bondian

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Posted 05 November 2004 - 08:51 PM

"if I want insults, I'll talk to my nose that you very much"!.

#142 Qwerty

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Posted 05 November 2004 - 08:51 PM

"Good nose."

#143 Bondian

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Posted 05 November 2004 - 09:01 PM

"she always did like a good nose"!.

#144 Gabe Vieira

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Posted 05 November 2004 - 09:11 PM

"Xenia... I... can't... smell."

#145 Qwerty

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Posted 05 November 2004 - 09:12 PM

"You're such a stink!"

#146 trs007

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Posted 05 November 2004 - 09:16 PM

Looks like you're out to smell me.

#147 Gabe Vieira

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Posted 05 November 2004 - 09:19 PM

"Don't shoot, or you'll blow the gas that stinks!"

#148 Bondian

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Posted 05 November 2004 - 09:22 PM

"closing time James........buy me a nose!".

#149 Qwerty

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Posted 05 November 2004 - 09:28 PM

Better than that, two noses!

#150 Bondian

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Posted 05 November 2004 - 09:30 PM

"what, no nose chat?"