2736 replies to this topic

[PrinceKamalKhan]

"I think we should set an appointment for my wife with the orthodontist."

[Goodnight]

"Whatever the orthodontist orders".

[elizabeth]

"You have to promise to kick me this time."

[DamnCoffee]

"A Dessert!"

[Goodnight]

"An egg roll...scrambled not boiled"

[PrinceKamalKhan]

"Delicious! I use to hate egg rolls. Used to make me break out all over."

[Double-Oh Agent]

"You've forgotten the first rule of mass media, Elliott--give the people a bunch of sequels and remakes."

[MajorB]

"Can I put you on hold for an hour?"

[Goodnight]

"Time is funny".

[PrinceKamalKhan]

"I don't know any wristwatch jokes."

[Double-Oh Agent]

"Bang off target."

[Goodnight]

"You wouldn't kill me, you'd kiss me."

Edited by Goodnight, 30 November 2010 - 07:32 PM.

[PrinceKamalKhan]

"Stop fooling around and face up, please."

[Double-Oh Agent]

"I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my head up."

[Goodnight]

"I think my head is too big."

[MajorB]

"No, they're the right thighs--for me, that is."

[PrinceKamalKhan]

"Strangulation method: earlobes and thighs."

[Double-Oh Agent]

"I admit it's a little scary."

[Goodnight]

"Do you know what happens when a man gets wedgied?"

[MajorB]

"So short another million...well, shorts."

[Goodnight]

"So you want me to be half drunk half hatstand."

[volante]

It's your S.P.E.C.S.A.V.E.R. against mine

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"New model...improved Specsavers!"

[Goodnight]

"I think your so blinded by inconsolable rage, that you can't even see with your new specsavers glasses."

Edited by Goodnight, 21 December 2010 - 07:44 PM.

[MajorB]

"Do we know what brand his contacts are?"

[Nicolas Suszczyk]

"Salamanca, Francisco Salamanca"

[PrinceKamalKhan]

"Sounds like the name for a Spanish nail varnish."

[elizabeth]

"Ew! French wine!"

[Monkeyfoahead]

"take the next one. There isn't enough room for me and your emo. "

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

"It is a fish. That is the symbol of the iceberg shipping line."