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[Bon-san]

"I prefer the Rutles, myself."

[Qwerty]

"Don't whine about that now."

[The_Hunted]

"I think he's attempting Cluedo"

[Qwerty]

"Operation Cluedo."

[The Dove]

" You'll be replacing 000.. He turned up dead in Delaware with that egg in his hand.."

[Qwerty]

"There's always a replacement, isn't there Double-Oh-Eighty?"

[The Dove]

" Hey your fogetting one thing....If I fail to report, Double-oh-one replaces me!! "

[Qwerty]

"Sounds like a pathetic agent."

[The_Hunted]

"You were talking about the lost art of snap Mr Bond"

[Qwerty]

"Snap, crackle, Mr. Bond."

[The Dove]

" There's a fly in his Rice Krispies!!"

[Qwerty]

"Just keep eating them, 007."

[Bon-san]

"There's a wonderful 4-course meal, and I'm full of it."

[Qwerty]

"Perhaps you'd like to have dessert?"

[Bon-san]

"Oh, I find I get much fatter that way."

[Qwerty]

"Of course for such a grand meal, you would expect to."

[Bon-san]

"No Mrs. Bell, I expect I would belch."

[Qwerty]

"You quite rude, Mr. Bond, James Bond."

[Bon-san]

"And what rank do you hold at the Morality Patrol Department?"

[Qwerty]

"Policewoman."

[The Dove]

" Need I remind you, 007 that you have a license to kill...NOT to flirt with traffic cops!! "

[Qwerty]

"We're not a college campus, 007!"

[The Dove]

" You forget I took a first in Romantic languages at Cambridge.."

[Qwerty]

"You always were an 'A' student Jimmy."

[The Dove]

" I studied at Oxford and Harvard. Majored in western bankruptcy! "

[Qwerty]

"Do you go bankrupt often?"

[The Dove]

" Out of cash.. I haven't heard that one in a long time!! "

[Qwerty]

"You have excellent collateral."

[The Dove]

" At ten dollars a contract, I can afford to, Mr. Bond.."

[Qwerty]

"You're so cheap, James."