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[Qwerty]

After hours perhaps

[killkenny kid]

I'm not feeling very loving right now.

Hey, get out my head.

[DamnCoffee]

I hate roast dinners

[Matt_13]

mom.

[Gabe Vieira]

All I ever wanted was a back rub from Andrew Kevin Walker.

Now the rocks under the bridge will be put back together.

And the Denver Broncos said that Venus wasn't a planet.

This is what 10 mojitos does a dwarf on PCP.

[killkenny kid]

dude.

[Jericho_One]

??

[Johnboy007]

Philadelphia sucks.

[The Dove]

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain. But thats just perfect for an Amish like me, you know I shun fancy things like electricity. At 4:30 in the morning I'm milking cows, Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows..fool!! But I've been milking and plowing so long that even Ezekiel thinks that my mind has gone!!

- Weird Al Yankovic "Amish Paridise"

[TortillaFactory]

Longcat is loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.

[Santa]

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink, I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy

[killkenny kid]

indeed.

[DamnCoffee]

whos pumped?

[Judo chop]

The 20 greatest Rush songs, says me:

limbo
driven
test for echo
resist
cut to the chase
animate
stick it out
available light
the pass
time stand still
prime mover
marathon
analog kid
witch hunt
camera eye
red barchetta
natural science
spirit of radio
la villa strangiato
2112 overture

[Johnboy007]

Frightening

[DaveBond21]

Monkeys are not the only Fruit....

[TortillaFactory]

Every repost is repost repost.

[Santa]

My flatmate said "supposably" at least five times last night. Until I met her I didn't realise people actually did that. I'm about ready to commit murder.

[bond_girl_double07]

My flatmate said "supposably" at least five times last night. Until I met her I didn't realise people actually did that. I'm about ready to commit murder.

approximately 5 times a week, I hear the following white trash conversation from my desk:

(nextel beeps) Where you at?
Person at the copier - which is right by my desk: At the li-bary (let me spell that phoentically: lie-berry).
Phone: When you comin' home?
Copier: After I git dunn makin' these copies
Phone: Ok bye
Copier (to kids): Come on sissy, come on bubby, git yer muuvies, lets go! (for the benefit of people outside of the US, white trash people call their daughters "sissy" (despite the fact that they aren't in fact sisters) and their sons bubby (I don't really know why).

if there are any non-white trash people out there that say things like this, I apologize.. but I'm from a very white trash family, and I manage not to say things like lie-barry

so I feel for you santajosep.. I barely keep from punching patrons some days.. I can't imagine if they went home with me too

[TortillaFactory]

Movies, naturally. Not books.

Classic.

[TortillaFactory]

loli haet pizza

[Qwerty]

Hey. Hey you? You want to fight. You want a pieze?!

[killkenny kid]

It's getting better, all the time.

[Matt_13]

HUZZAH!!!

[Qwerty]

Yes, so then...

[TortillaFactory]

A winrar is you!

[Qwerty]

Yeeeeah!

[The_Mole]

Does a rose lose its colour in the rain?
Do the years take the edges off the rock?
When I'm not here, do your eyes look the same?

[Thunderfinger]

My internet connection was struck by lightning nearly three weeks ago.
I guess God must be a Brosnan fan,after all...

[Santa]

Wondered where you'd got to...