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[Thunderfinger]

dick Bush

[Santa]

Oh God, I am soooo stressed out. My flatmate (and v good friend) has been having this long distance relationship for the last 4 months but this week I finally got to meet her man, but he was a total prick. Within seconds of meeting me he was namedropping, being flash with his cash, making rude comments about her weight and then about mine. He also told her that she should burn her Iranian passport (she's half-American and half-Iranian). He is also Scottish, which is never a good thing but really is the least of the problems. Since he left, she cannot stop going on about him, oh he's so hot, he's such a dude, he's so cool ad nauseum. Now it seems to me that it's obvious he's an ugly dork, but that wouldn't be a problem if he weren't so unpleasant. She's driving me nuts and it's getting quite depressing. She has a habit of going for men who treat her badly but even so, it's not really acceptable to tell your best friend that her great love is a cock, so I don't know what to do. Really quite stressed.

[Jericho_One]

Bored out of my mind, again. This has been happening a lot in the last few days.
Bugger.

[The Richmond Spy]

The elevator is on fire, head for the stairs!

[Qwerty]

Yes sir.

[Thunderfinger]

Oh God, I am soooo stressed out. My flatmate (and v good friend) has been having this long distance relationship for the last 4 months but this week I finally got to meet her man, but he was a total prick. Within seconds of meeting me he was namedropping, being flash with his cash, making rude comments about her weight and then about mine. He also told her that she should burn her Iranian passport (she's half-American and half-Iranian). He is also Scottish, which is never a good thing but really is the least of the problems. Since he left, she cannot stop going on about him, oh he's so hot, he's such a dude, he's so cool ad nauseum. Now it seems to me that it's obvious he's an ugly dork, but that wouldn't be a problem if he weren't so unpleasant. She's driving me nuts and it's getting quite depressing. She has a habit of going for men who treat her badly but even so, it's not really acceptable to tell your best friend that her great love is a cock, so I don't know what to do. Really quite stressed.

Sounds like they are both a little immature.Really not much you can do.Only don

[Santa]

Oh dear. Somehow I knew honesty would be the best policy. I think I may take the mature and sensible approach of sticking my head in the sand a while longer, then get completely and utterly pissed and let it all spill out in a tide of vitriol, CNB style.

[Thunderfinger]

You can always create a website against the guy.I will gladly add some posts.

[Santa]

Peterisaprick.com

[Thunderfinger]

Just tell me when the site is up.
I will save my most poisonous venom for him.
I

[Santa]

You're such a good, caring person.

[Qwerty]

Top marks

[Jericho_One]

[Matt_13]

STEPHEN COLBERT IS GONNA GET A BRIDGE NAMED AFTER HIM HUNGARY!!! LOOK AT THE CHART!

Stephen Colbert h

Edited by Matt_13, 20 August 2006 - 03:30 PM.

[Thunderfinger]

dick Rumsfeld

[Blonde Bond]

For no reason at all, here's Captain Sean-Luc Connery of the USS Enterprise



Sorry, if images aren't allowed...

[Santa]

I can't sleep

[Qwerty]

Whose Batman?

[Blonde Bond]

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

make-make-make-make-makeitso.makeitso

Engage !

[Qwerty]

Hip

[DaveBond21]

Gorillas lost in the mist

[Santa]

I'm going to skive off work tomorrow. No reason, I'd rather laze around in the sun, that's all.

[Matt_13]

Stephen Colbert id dominating the bridge poll (thanks largely in part to the ballot stuffing efforts of Colbert Nation) Here are the standings as of 9:25 AM-

9:25am EST
Stephen Colbert h

Edited by Matt_13, 21 August 2006 - 04:56 PM.

[gkgyver]

Stars with the highest income 2005 (in $):

1. Steven Spielberg 229,3 Mio.
2. Howard Stern 208 Mio.
3. George Lucas 162 Mio.
4. Oprah Winfrey 155,37 Mio.
5. Jerry Seinfeld 69 Mio.
6. Tiger Woods 62,4 Mio.
7. Dan Brown 61,12 Mio.
8. Jerry Bruckheimer 57,3 Mio.
9. J.K. Rowling 51,13 Mio.
10. Dick Wolf 48,4 Mio.

[Santa]

Some days I just can't tolerate the stupidity.

[The Richmond Spy]

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[Thunderfinger]

Anyone care to visit my THREAD OF LOVE?

[Qwerty]

Maybe next time.

[Santa]

Anyone care to visit my THREAD OF LOVE?

I'm not feeling very loving right now.

[Thunderfinger]

That