Is it OK if I can give the link?
Edited by Gabe Vieira, 27 April 2004 - 02:23 AM.
The Random Thread of Randomness
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Posted 27 April 2004 - 01:50 AM
You know what? I originally posted a link here to a REALLY funny web site. The thing is I somehow forgot that some of it was not child-friendly. So I removed it because I didn't want to get into trouble over it. Sorry guys. Is it OK if I can give the link?
Is it OK if I can give the link?
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Posted 27 April 2004 - 10:30 AM
Is the answer to this question a reason why no one posts or is posting in this thread enough of an answer?
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Posted 27 April 2004 - 10:36 AM
DIET
PREMIER
FREE THE TASTE
PREMIER
FREE THE TASTE
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#246
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Posted 27 April 2004 - 02:50 PM
My friend Todd has an on-line kung ku comedy show that just got released on DVD [finally through a distributor]. I thought some of you here would enjoy it...http://www.KWOON.com
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Posted 27 April 2004 - 02:57 PM
Yep, that definately gets the ultimate random award.This is so incredibly random, it's scary:
http://www.superbad.com
#248
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Posted 28 April 2004 - 10:57 AM
You want random?
I'll give you random!
www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
or try any cartoons on this site!
www.weebls-stuff.com
(I think this is the site, couldn't access it for some reason. If not try searching for 'weebl' in a search engine)
I reccommend Scampi! Or Kenya! Or Mr Stabby!
But watch out for Bonjeur Monsueur! It's not very nice!
I'll give you random!
www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
or try any cartoons on this site!
www.weebls-stuff.com
(I think this is the site, couldn't access it for some reason. If not try searching for 'weebl' in a search engine)
I reccommend Scampi! Or Kenya! Or Mr Stabby!
But watch out for Bonjeur Monsueur! It's not very nice!
#250
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Posted 28 April 2004 - 03:20 PM
Keep it up!
I want to laugh!
I want to laugh!
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Posted 28 April 2004 - 11:38 PM
forgive them...they are just kids!
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Posted 29 April 2004 - 04:11 AM
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Posted 11 May 2004 - 11:14 PM
Paper?
Snow?!
A GHOST?!
Snow?!
A GHOST?!
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Posted 11 May 2004 - 11:17 PM
"Bond was more than happy with the new modifications".
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Posted 11 May 2004 - 11:27 PM
Hmmm. So that's what ten evil pointing monkeys look like.
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Posted 11 May 2004 - 11:32 PM
"See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil".
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Posted 12 May 2004 - 10:38 AM
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
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Posted 12 May 2004 - 10:40 AM
The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me."
So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the commander."
Later that day the Captain called the Sergeant into his office. "Hey, Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform Jones his mother died. Couldn't you be a bit more tactful, next time?"
"Yes, sir," answered the Sarge.
A few months later, the Captain called the Sergeant in again with, "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private McGrath's mother died. You'd better go tell him and send him in to see me. This time be more tactful."
So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation. "Ok, men, fall in and listen up." "Everybody with a mother, take two steps forward." "Not so fast, McGrath!"
So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the mess hall for KP. Smith, report to Personnel to sign some papers. The rest of you men report to the Motor Pool for maintenance. Oh by the way, Jones, your mother died, report to the commander."
Later that day the Captain called the Sergeant into his office. "Hey, Sarge, that was a pretty cold way to inform Jones his mother died. Couldn't you be a bit more tactful, next time?"
"Yes, sir," answered the Sarge.
A few months later, the Captain called the Sergeant in again with, "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private McGrath's mother died. You'd better go tell him and send him in to see me. This time be more tactful."
So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation. "Ok, men, fall in and listen up." "Everybody with a mother, take two steps forward." "Not so fast, McGrath!"
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Posted 12 May 2004 - 10:41 AM
Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced "One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don't worry we have three engines left".
Thirty minutes later, the captain announced "One more engine has failed and the flight will be two hours longer. But don't worry we have two engines left".
An hour later the capain announced "One more engine has failed and the flight will be three hours longer. But don't worry we have one engine left".
One blonde looked at the other and said "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day"
Thirty minutes later, the captain announced "One more engine has failed and the flight will be two hours longer. But don't worry we have two engines left".
An hour later the capain announced "One more engine has failed and the flight will be three hours longer. But don't worry we have one engine left".
One blonde looked at the other and said "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day"
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Posted 12 May 2004 - 10:45 AM
A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain.
"I'm an attorney," the wincing man said, "and this is going to cost you $5000."
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry," the concerned golfer replied. "But I did yell 'fore'."
"I'll take it," the attorney said.
"I'm an attorney," the wincing man said, "and this is going to cost you $5000."
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry," the concerned golfer replied. "But I did yell 'fore'."
"I'll take it," the attorney said.
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Posted 12 May 2004 - 10:47 AM
Theorem: e=1
Proof:
2*e = f
2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)
e^(2*pi*i) = 1
Therefore:
2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)
2=f
Thus:
e=1
Proof:
2*e = f
2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)
e^(2*pi*i) = 1
Therefore:
2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)
2=f
Thus:
e=1
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Posted 12 May 2004 - 10:48 AM
A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder.
