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[Quartermaster007]

[Gabe Vieira]

Some more facts about Chuch Norris.

The Greek pronunciation of Chuck Norris is Zeus.

Newton's fourth law of physics: Don't with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris CAN find a needle in a haystack, and then kill a man with the needle... or the haystack.

Chuck Norris can't have pets. He had a dog once, but when it refused to do anything but lie on its back and quiver, Chuck had no choice but to eat it alive.

The movie "Face-Off" is loosely based on Chuck Norris. It only loosely based because Chuck does not use doctors. He just rips faces off people and uses them as his own. It is likely if you saw someone do something kick- it was not them, but Chuck Norris wearing their face.

Some scientists still refer to supernovas as "The Chuck Norris Effect". These scientists also think that comets are Chuck's sperm.

Chuck Norris doesn't care if Santa Claus is watching or not.

Chuck Norris eats pills that contain fatal diseases for breakfast.

Midway once made a Chuck Norris Kung Fu Fighting arcade game. However, the game was discontinued because it kept beating the crap out of the other games and stealing their quarters.

Chuck Norris lights flaming bags of feces on porches that cannot be extinguised. This is because his fecal matter is the chemical compound commonly reffered to as napalm.

Chuck Norris puts on his pants two legs at a time.

Chuck Norris taught Grizzly Adams how to grow a beard.

In prep school Chuck Norris was a master debater, because nothing rebuts a roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris, unlike most people, is able to breathe in the vacuum of space. In fact, anything else would damage his respiratory system. Because of this, whenever he's visiting Earth, he wears a respirator, which resembles a kickass beard.

Chuck Norris volunteers at retirement homes just so he can push old people in wheelchairs onto the freeway.

The world was in fact the produce of Big Bang. That was when Chuck Norris banged Mrs. God

One day Chuck Norris was infact killed when he round house kicked someone in the face so hard that it shattered the universe. But in heaven, Chuck challenged God to an arm wrestling match. Chuck won, and the universe was reformed.

In 1994, a film was made in Japan entitled Godzilla vs. Chuck Norris. It depitced a fight between the two, in which Chuck Norris made Godzilla tap out like a ######. The producers, not wanting their most marketable character to be owned in this fashion, did not release the film. After roundhouse kicking their heads off, Chuck Norris used their ribs to comb his beard.

Chuck Norris constructed his own iPod by staring intensely at 10,000 country-western bands until they fearfully compacted themselves into a 2x4x1/2 inch white rectangle.

Chuck Norris won 3 Grammy Awards for the sound of his foot making contact with someone's face.

vıagra is made from the sweat of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once was shot and killed in a fatality scene. Unlike Brandon Lee he revived himself and drop kicked the shooter.

Chuck Norris has two emotions: Anger and Rage.

[Skudor]

That one is hilarious! Go Chuck!

[TortillaFactory]

I've just utterly failed my drive test. The only concievable course of action is to go back in time and kill myself. However, I'm afraid this may cause problems in the space-time continuum - thoughts?

[Hitch]

Well, obviously you can't go back in time because that would mean selecting reverse.

[TortillaFactory]

Thanks.

[Hitch]

My work here is done.

[TortillaFactory]

I rather think so.

[Agent 76]

A light-year is about 6 trillion miles (10 trillion km)

[Bon-san]

[quote name='TortillaFactory' date='24 January 2006 - 18:33']I've just utterly failed my drive test.

[Bon-san]

Hee-hee. Gave me a chuckle.

[Gabe Vieira]

My sister is Emo. I'm anything but. We couldn't be more different.

[Agent 76]

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team...

[Gabe Vieira]

Is your name Liam Gallagher?

Yes.

Are you from London, UK?

Yes.

Did you write the hit song Wonderwall?

My brother did.

[Gabe Vieira]

Here, have a salad.

[Gabe Vieira]

[Gabe Vieira]

Some facts about Jack Bauer.

If you wake up in the morning, it

[Tanger]

These are Random Thoughts from a Random Thought Generator where people put in their Random Thoughts and their are spewed out again Randomly. These are other people's Random Thoughts not my own Random Thoughts, my own Random Thoughts are a lot more Random:

Homosexuals are SO gay.

The Fondling Midget had seen many a battle, but nothing quite so grand as this one. The crackers he

[Quartermaster007]

Banana.

Oh shutup.

[trumanlodge89]

dont exactly know where this goes but it appears i just reached 500 posts, and i just thought i would say how much i am enjoying my time here!!

[Tanger]

The bluejay was trying to communicate with me. He

[Agent 76]

I pity the fool.

[Skudor]

My mom was a ventriloquist and she was always throwing her voice. for ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.

Hilarious!

[Quartermaster007]

I pity the fool.

I never wanted to be a tough guy! I wanted to be a dancer!

[Gabe Vieira]

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO tired.

Good night.

[Agent 76]

I love when a plan comes together!

[TortillaFactory]

I got into the University of Washington and that makes me happy.

[Bon-san]

I got into the University of Washington and that makes me happy.

Congrats! Go Huskies!

[Agent 76]

[Gabe Vieira]

I got into the University of Washington and that makes me happy.

Congrats!