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[The_Mole]

Dances With Wolves.

Walking With Dinosaurs.

[Gabe Vieira]

Pleasuring with Wild Boar

[ComplimentsOfSharky]

So I was doing this research project in the library today. I looked up a book on the online catalog only to notice that for its location it simply said in huge bold letters: STACK .

I turned to the guy next to me, smiling like a lunatic and said: OH MY GOD GOLDENEYE and then tore off up the stairs where I spent 15 minutes sneaking around the stacks....


So....medication time or what?

[killkenny kid]

She gives me money.

[Jack Bauer]

I just farted. There are two kinds of farts to me: loud, non-smelly ones, and quiet, smelly ones. This one was the latter.

[Genrewriter]

Oh pointy stars, oh pointy pointy, anoint my head, anointy nointy.

[Gabe Vieira]

Damn, they do hurt!

[Gabe Vieira]

This is Agent Vieira to command. I can see the computer from here. Should paint the target? Command, should I paint the target? Command!? Answer me, damn you! I feel so alone. It is so cold. The end is near.

Command?

[Gabe Vieira]

The snow is yellow.

[Gabe Vieira]

Oso Vega just machine-guned the librarian to death!

[ComplimentsOfSharky]

Oso Vega just machine-guned the librarian to death!

Oh Snap!


I like when he punches the guy...

[Gabe Vieira]

Oso Vega just machine-guned the librarian to death!

Oh Snap!


I like when he punches the guy...

Oso Vega is my hero!

[killkenny kid]

Why?

[The_Mole]

Parrot soup.

Do you... dare?

[Gabe Vieira]

Why?

Because John Clark was taken.

[killkenny kid]

O.k.

[killkenny kid]

Mercy, bring the car around.

[Gabe Vieira]

The butterflies that I see... are they real... In my dream... when I wake up... will they be gone?

[Gabe Vieira]

Aisheteta to nakeku niwa
Amarinimo toki wa sugite shimatta
Mada kokoro no hokorobi wo
Iyasenu mama kaze ga fuiteru
Hitotsu no mede asu wo mite
Hitotsu no mede kinou mitsumeteru
Kimi no ai no yurikagode
Mo ichido yasurakani nemuretara

Kawaita hitomi de dareka naite kure

The real folk blues
Honto no kanashimi ga shiritai dake
Doro no kawa ni tsukatta
Jinsei mo waruku wa nai
Ichido kiri de owaru nara

Kibouni michita zetsubou to
Wana ga shikakerareteru kono Chansu
Nani ga yokute warui no ka
Koin no omote to kura mitaita

Doredake ikireba iyasareru no darou

The real folk blues
Honto no yorokobiga shiritai dake
Hikaru mono no subete ga ougon towakagiranai

The real folk blues
Honto no kanashimi ga shiritai dake
Doro no kawa ni tsukatta
Jinsei mo waruku wa nai
Ichido kiri de owaru nara

[Gabe Vieira]

No!

[The_Mole]

Dancing Queen / Sleeping Queen

[Gabe Vieira]

It'll make you smell like Elizabeth Taylor. I guess that means you'll smell like bourbon and Vicodin

[killkenny kid]

Mr. Black.

[Gabe Vieira]

Grow a beard

[Gabe Vieira]

\^V^/'::-(~~*T*~~)-::'\^V^/

What does this look like to you?

[killkenny kid]

The Red Sox lose.

[Agent 76]

this is what I call an angry gamer...

[killkenny kid]

Italy?

[The_Mole]

Jack T Milles was a true Patriot...

[Agent 76]

this is bad luck!