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[Tanger]

Hello Gotham...JOKER'S BACK IN TOWN!



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[Gabe Vieira]

Motherf***ing pizza tonight!

[Gabe Vieira]

You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make . Unbelievable, unremarkable . Now I'm not some grungy wannabe filmmaker that's searching for existentialism through a haze of bong smoke or something, no. It's easy to pick apart bad acting, short-sighted directing, and the purely moronic stringing together of words that many of the studios term as "prose". No, I'm talking about the lack of realism. Realism. Not a pervasive element in today's modern American cinematic vision. Take Dog Day Afternoon, for example. Arguably Pacino's best work, short of Scarface and Godfather Part One, of course. Masterpiece of directing, easily Lumet's best. The cinematography, the acting, the screenplay, all top-notch, but - they didn't push the envelope. Now what if in Dog Day, Sonny really wanted to get away with it, reallywanted to get away with it. What if - now here's the tricky part - what if he started killing hostages right away? No mercy, no quarter. "Meet our demands or the pretty blonde in the bellbottoms gets it the back of the head." Bam, splat! What, still no bus? Come on. How many innocent victims splattered across a window would it take to have the city reverse its policy on hostage situations? And this is 1976. There's no CNN, there's no CNBC, there's no- there's no internet! Now fast forward to today, present time, same situation. How quickly would the modern media make a frenzy over this? In a matter of hours it would be biggest story from Boston to Budapest! Ten hostages die. Twenty. Thirty. Relentless, bam blim, one after another. All caught in high-def, computer-enhanced, color corrected - you can practically taste the brain matter. And all for what? A bus, a plane, a couple of million dollars that's federally insured? I didn't think so. Just a thought. I mean, it's not within the realm of conventional cinema - but what if?

[Gabe Vieira]

What has nine arms and sucks?
















































































































Def Leppard!!!

[Gabe Vieira]

Ed Gein was one creepy bastard.

Warning: He was a really creepy bastard.

[TortillaFactory]

Ed Gein was one creepy bastard.

Warning: He was a really creepy bastard.

And that is absolutely fascinating.

Still, all those who thought of Never Send Flowers, raise your hands.

[The Dove]

I'll ignore that joke about Def Leppard, Gabe!! lol They happen to be one of my favorite bands..

[Gabe Vieira]

I'll ignore that joke about Def Leppard, Gabe!! lol    They happen to be one of my favorite bands..

Just joking. It is a good joke though, right?

[Gabe Vieira]

Why in Tomorrow Never Dies does Bond say somking is a filthy habbit, but two movies later he is seen sucking on a Cuban... CIGAR you sick-minded people.

[The Dove]

[quote name='Gabe Vieira' date='29 September 2005 - 13:46'][quote name='The Dove' date='29 September 2005 - 17:15']I'll ignore that joke about Def Leppard, Gabe!! lol

[Gabe Vieira]

Beat my score of 101-68-84-88!

Kickoff

[Gabe Vieira]

4 + 8 + 15 + 16 + 23 + 42 = 108

[ComplimentsOfSharky]

Why in Tomorrow Never Dies does Bond say somking is a filthy habbit, but two movies later he is seen sucking on a Cuban... CIGAR you sick-minded people. 

I suck on Cubans all the time.....what's the problem?

[Gabe Vieira]

THE OTHERS ARE COMING

[Gabe Vieira]

OCEANIC AIR FLIGHT 815 - SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA TO LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA

[Gabe Vieira]

There you go, Qwerty

WHAT DID ONE SNOWEMAN SAY TO THE OTHER SNOWMAN?

[Bond111]

Brilliant.

[Qwerty]

There you go, Qwerty 

WHAT DID ONE SNOWEMAN SAY TO THE OTHER SNOWMAN?

I'm cold.

[Gabe Vieira]

[quote name='Qwerty' date='1 October 2005 - 00:19'][quote name='Gabe Vieira' date='30 September 2005 - 20:55']There you go, Qwerty

[Gabe Vieira]

All My Friends Are Dead

[killkenny kid]

Why in Tomorrow Never Dies does Bond say somking is a filthy habbit, but two movies later he is seen sucking on a Cuban... CIGAR you sick-minded people. 

Wish I had a good cuban right now.

[killkenny kid]

Sam Worthington?

[killkenny kid]

O.k.

[Gabe Vieira]

17,693?

[TortillaFactory]

42

[TortillaFactory]

Mmmm, pi.

[00-FAN008]

Wow. That's terrible.

[Quartermaster007]

I like

[Tanger]

Lame.

[killkenny kid]

Jinx.