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[killkenny kid]

Damn, who up the internet today?

Whoops! My bad I was trying to download pørn & got carried away. Damn Skynet!

At this rate by the end of the week, there will be nothing to download. ing s.

[hcmv007]

Walk up to a slutty girl & ask her "Hey didn't I see your (Bleep) on Groupon?"

[hcmv007]

Frak I need to take a wicked shart.

[killkenny kid]

Here comes the Girls.

[Red Barchetta]

You mean I'm the trigger man?

Cows don’t kill themselves son.

[hcmv007]

Happy Mardi Gras!

[thecasinoroyale]

Happy Pancake Day, tossers!

[hcmv007]

I have to wake up & go to sleep

[The Dove]

Chocolate cake..

[S K Y F A L L]

Blofeld is so creepy in Diamonds Are Forever dressed as a woman.

[thecasinoroyale]

I didn't kill my wife!!

[S K Y F A L L]

Relax Harrison Ford.

[The Dove]

Peach pie...

[killkenny kid]

Good night to catch on season 3 of Whitechapel.

[Chief of SIS]

Good night to catch on season 3 of Whitechapel.

How is that show? I enjoy Rupert-Perry but wasn't sold on it.

[killkenny kid]

I have become a big fan, Rupert-Perry is excellent. If you are fan of muder and mayhem, this is a must. But, you really have to begin with series one. To watch how the relationships begin and later grow.

[hcmv007]

Worship me! Worship me!

[S K Y F A L L]

JAMES BOND WILL RETURN IN 200 DAYS!!!

[killkenny kid]

Ya Mama (Push The Tempo)

[S K Y F A L L]

I always thought Bond said , "Keeping the British hand up, Sir," not "Keeping the British end up, Sir,"

[S K Y F A L L]

I found this cleaning up my bookmarks.

[Monkeyfoahead]

Bollocks. Cherrry Bollocks.

[Trevelyan 006]

The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.

Edited by Trevelyan 006, 15 April 2012 - 03:34 AM.

[hcmv007]

The super hero known as Wolverine used to be featured quite prominently on the covers of Wizard & ToyFare, but since those magazines ended publication the adamantium laced hero has had some free time on his hands. "I'm still an X-Men member." Wolverine, or James Logan as he is also known says. "And also on the New Avengers, X-Force and the new Alpha Flight team." So how do you find the time to be on so many teams at once? "Clones. Hey, despite my 2 money making titles sinking I have more cover shoots than supermodels." Well, good for you Logan! Nice to see in this trying time someone can still make a living.



In other news, Marvel announces a new crossover event-"War of Wolverine" . Yeah, all his clones fight each other. Snikt-Snikt!

[S K Y F A L L]

woozle wuzzle

[killkenny kid]

Why are so many folks hanging out in Leicester Square at 3:42 on the am?

[S K Y F A L L]

WOOT WOOT

[Red Barchetta]

I think Navy was a wonderful chance of beating Army this year!

[Red Barchetta]

Always loved this quote from Carl Spackler-

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the 18th and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

[thecasinoroyale]

"I'm Gotham's reckoning!"