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[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

My ear feels like it's had a fire poker shoved down it. OW!!!

[Gabe Vieira]

Never mind. Stupid Wikipedia.

[Cruiserweight]

With a hiditihi and a hipitiho!

[Aris007]

I ed a hooker at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Oh wait, call girl. My bad.

Nice!

[elizabeth]

I hope my mom lets me go to my friend's birthday party!!

[Gabe Vieira]

13 stitches. What an . I got them. Prick. 3 inches lower and I would have looked love a Bond villain. Prick.

[Conlazmoodalbrocra]

WE JUST BEAT NOTTINGHAM FOREST!!! In the words of Elliot Carver, that was "delicious"!

[Harry Potter]

I've been thinking about Llamas

[Goodnight]

Sticks an stones break bones but what I say'll hurt you worse,
leavin you feelin dead an buried like your 6 feet under earth,
and if actions speaker louder than words how comes I hear you hatin but I never see you burst,

[elizabeth]

Fun girls day out with Mom today. ♥ I met one of her friends from her breast cancer support group who has a daughter with Asperger's, and I am now the proud owner of MLB 2K10.

Also, It was BOILING in El Cajon!! I felt truly blessed my DQ didn't melt. God was watching over me.

[Goodnight]

Sticks an stones break bones but what I say'll hurt you worse,
leavin you feelin dead an buried like your 6 feet under earth,
and if actions speaker louder than words how comes I hear you hatin but I never see you burst,

Just lyrics of a song I love. Nothing sinister.


I soo need to get my old car sold, it's been nearly a year now. :/

[volante]

With your bitch slap rapping and your cocane tongue; you get nothing done.

better go to the "What music you listening to" thread

[sharpshooter]

I had a dream last night. I was walking along a path and Roger Moore and Timothy Dalton were together, talking. Naturally, I had a camera and took their photo. I turned around, and miraculously, walking towards us was Daniel Craig. The obvious idea would be to get all three in the frame. But Craig just smiled and kept walking.

[Cruiserweight]

I need to post more often.

[elizabeth]

Moving in on Friday...

[Mr. Blofeld]

*waves hands erratically*

[elizabeth]

Over the course of yesterday and the beginning of today, I have played host to two creepy scenarios involving pop culture. The first is something I just stumbled upon. It's a lost episode of the Simpsons in which Bart dies and the deaths of future Simpsons guest stars are predicted.

Dead Bart

You know how Fox has a weird way of counting Simpsons episodes? They refuse to count a couple of them, making the amount of episodes inconsistent. The reason for this is a lost episode from season 1.

Finding details about this missing episode is difficult, no one who was working on the show at the time likes to talk about it. From what has been pieced together, the lost episode was written entirely by Matt Groening. During production of the first season, Matt started to act strangely. He was very quiet, seemed nervous and morbid. Mentioning this to anyone who was present results in them getting very angry, and forbidding you to ever mention it to Matt. The episode’s production number was 7G44, the title was Dead Bart.

In addition to getting angry, asking anyone who was on the show about this will cause them to do everything they can to stop you from directly communicating with Matt Groening. At a fan event, I managed to follow him after he spoke to the crowd, and eventually had a chance to talk to him alone as he was leaving the building. He didn’t seem upset that I had followed him, probably expected a typical encounter with an obsessive fan. When I mentioned the lost episode though, all color drained from his face and he started trembling. When I asked him if he could tell me any details, he sounded like he was on the verge of tears. He grabbed a piece of paper, wrote something on it, and handed it to me. He begged me never to mention the episode again.

The piece of paper had a website address on it, I would rather not say what it was, for reasons you’ll see in a second. I entered the address into my browser, and I came to a site that was completely black, except for a line of yellow text, a download link. I clicked on it, and a file started downloading. Once the file was downloaded, my computer went crazy, it was the worst virus I had ever seen. System restore didn’t work, the entire computer had to be rebooted. Before doing this though, I copied the file onto a CD. I tried to open it on my now empty computer, and as I suspected, there was an episode of The Simpsons on it.

The episode started off like any other episode, but had very poor quality animation. If you’ve seen the original animation for Some Enchanted Evening, it was similar, but less stable. The first act was fairly normal, but the way the characters acted was a little off. Homer seemed angrier, Marge seemed depressed, Lisa seemed anxious, Bart seemed to have genuine anger and hatred for his parents.

The episode was about the Simpsons going on a plane trip, near the end of the first act, the plane was taking off. Bart was fooling around, as you’d expect. However, as the plane was about 50 feet off the ground, Bart broke a window on the plane and was sucked out.

At the beginning of the series, Matt had an idea that the animated style of the Simpsons’ world represented life, and that death turned things more realistic. This was used in this episode. The picture of Bart’s corpse was barely recognizable, they took full advantage of it not having to move, and made an almost photo-realistic drawing of his dead body.

Act one ended with the shot of Bart’s corpse. When act two started, Homer, Marge, and Lisa were sitting at their table, crying. The crying went on and on, it got more pained, and sounded more realistic, better acting than you would think possible. The animation started to decay even more as they cried, and you could hear murmuring in the background. This crying went on for all of act two.

Act three opened with a title card saying one year had passed. Homer, Marge, and Lisa were skeletally thin, and still sitting at the table. There was no sign of Maggie or the pets.

They decided to visit Bart’s grave. Springfield was completely deserted, and as they walked to the cemetery the houses became more and more decrepit. They all looked abandoned. When they got to the grave, Bart’s body was just lying in front of his tombstone, looking just like it did at the end of act one.

The family started crying again. Eventually they stopped, and just stared at Bart’s body. The camera zoomed in on Homer’s face. According to summaries, Homer tells a joke at this part, but it isn’t audible in the version I saw, you can’t tell what Homer is saying.

The view zoomed out as the episode came to a close. The tombstones in the background had the names of every Simpsons guest star on them. Some that no one had heard of in 1989, some that haven’t been on the show yet. All of them had death dates on them. For guests who died since, like Michael Jackson and George Harrison, the dates were when they would die.

You can try to use the tombstones to predict the death of living Simpsons guest stars, but there’s something odd about most of the ones who haven’t died yet. All of their deaths are listed as the same date.

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Not gonna lie, I personally think this one’s not that great, but it’s been both submitted and searched for a ton, so apparently it needs to be archived. Only credit I can find is to someone calling themselves “KI Simpson”, so there you go.


And for those of you that have played Pokemon Red and Blue Version:

[DamnCoffee]

This is actually really creepy.

The Pokemon one is rather insane as well, but I really want to see The Simpsons episode. I wonder what possessed Groening to write something like that. It's quite a twisted thing to do. I know the idea was with The Simpsons tackling real life situations back in it's first few seasons, but the idea of Barts death and the family coping of it is rather creepy, albeit very interesting.


I found these as well, quite interesting.

[DamnCoffee]

Here's something else that you might all like...

Spooky conspiracy theory site Snopes.com pointed out a couple of forum posts that seemingly shows Fallout 3 predicting the future. Not only the exact time and date of Gary Coleman's death, but the US oil spill that's been taking over the news for the last couple of months. How? Via secret radio transmissions in the game.

In-game radio station Galaxy News Radio is hosted by a guy called Three Dog. If you kill him in the game, he is replaced on the air by his assistant, Margaret. If you then skip past the 'Galaxy News Radio' mission and then destroy Raven Rock, GNR will occasionally turn into a 'numbers station'. These allegedly exist in real life - radio transmissions which are heavily coded, most likely relaying military data or suchlike. In Fallout 3, they (again, allegedly) feature the voice actor of Three Dog (Erik Dellums) reading out numbers in a sad-sounding voice. These are then followed by a string of morse code.
Just to make the story more plausible, there are morse code transmissions in Fallout 3, most of which just sound like distress signals and usually lead you to a fallout shelter full of dead people and rare items.

But the supposed numbers station's codes are different and can be interpreted as dates, before talking about things in our world. Look at these supposed examples of messages buried in the game...

“The Queen has died today. The world mourns, as on days like these we are all Brits.” 4:02 March 19, 2014

“Have you watched my YouTube video yet, I uploaded myself kicking bums in the nuts.” 24:16 December 24, 2012

“I can’t believe Britney’s actually won an Oscar!” 21:33 February 27, 2023

“I can’t believe they’ve actually done it. Not long left. They were warned, but they just had to keep pushing the boundaries of science. The noise. I can’t take the noise anymore. And the light, dear God! The universe is slowly unraveling around us. I’m not going to wait for death. I have a pistol in the attic.” This is actually the only message not preceded by a string of numbers.

[Aris007]

Talking about creepy things what happened to that Ghost thread, Matthew?

[DamnCoffee]

Oh, you mean this one.

http://debrief.comma...ic/39325-ghosts

I forgot about that! I enjoyed that thread.

[Aris007]

Yeah, cool thread!

[Safari Suit]

I wonder what possessed Groening to write something like that.

And for that matter, I wonder what possessed the guy who made it up to make it up?

[stromberg]

This is actually really creepy.

The Pokemon one is rather insane as well, but I really want to see The Simpsons episode. I wonder what possessed Groening to write something like that. It's quite a twisted thing to do. I know the idea was with The Simpsons tackling real life situations back in it's first few seasons, but the idea of Barts death and the family coping of it is rather creepy, albeit very interesting.


I found these as well, quite interesting.

I wonder what possesses you to even remotely believe any such crap.

[DamnCoffee]

It's not that I believe it. I find stuff like this really interesting. Hoax or not.

Even if DEAD BART is fake, I still wouldn't mind seeing the episode, if it was real.

[coco1997]

Over the course of yesterday and the beginning of today, I have played host to two creepy scenarios involving pop culture. The first is something I just stumbled upon. It's a lost episode of the Simpsons in which Bart dies and the deaths of future Simpsons guest stars are predicted.

A very quick web search debunked this "Dead Bart" nonsense. Nice try, though.

[elizabeth]

A few fans are working on a hack for Pokemon FireRed. Not as spooky as the original hack to the Red version, but still a tiny bit chilling.

[killkenny kid]

[Jim]

What is all this rubbish?

[Bryce (003)]

What is all this rubbish?

What he said.

Does any of this really belong on a Bond site? Take it to facebook or whatever.

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