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#6631 danslittlefinger

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Posted 16 February 2010 - 03:42 AM

If you're a sensitive guy like me never party with pørn stars!


I am not seeing the problem here.

Because if you're hoping to score with any girl at the party(Even the non pørnstar ones) you're getting your hopes up. All the girls are too busy making out with each other...even the straight ones(I saw it head on Saturday night)


Still not seeing any sort of problem here.


I do, he hasn't gone into enough detail. :tdown:


Yes, well, given the nature of the forums I assumed that was a foregone conclusion.


Well that deflated quickly B)

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Posted 16 February 2010 - 03:46 AM

If you're a sensitive guy like me never party with pørn stars!


I am not seeing the problem here.

Because if you're hoping to score with any girl at the party(Even the non pørnstar ones) you're getting your hopes up. All the girls are too busy making out with each other...even the straight ones(I saw it head on Saturday night)


Still not seeing any sort of problem here.


I do, he hasn't gone into enough detail. :tdown:


Yes, well, given the nature of the forums I assumed that was a foregone conclusion.


Well that deflated quickly B)


What? Were you expecting torches and pitchforks? It's late and I'm not particularly randy. Best I can do is a shovel and a box of matches from somewhere down the lane.

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Posted 16 February 2010 - 03:46 AM

If you're a sensitive guy like me never party with pørn stars!


I am not seeing the problem here.

Because if you're hoping to score with any girl at the party(Even the non pørnstar ones) you're getting your hopes up. All the girls are too busy making out with each other...even the straight ones(I saw it head on Saturday night)


Still not seeing any sort of problem here.


I do, he hasn't gone into enough detail. :tdown:


Yes, well, given the nature of the forums I assumed that was a foregone conclusion.


Well that deflated quickly B)


What? Were you expecting torches and pitchforks? It's late and I'm not particularly randy. Best I can do is a shovel and a box of matches from somewhere down the lane.


I'll take it!!!!!!!!!!! :tdown:

#6634 Tybre

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Posted 16 February 2010 - 03:57 AM

Ohmigod that just completely made my night. No idea why I'm laughing so hard.

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Posted 16 February 2010 - 06:54 AM

If you're a sensitive guy like me never party with pørn stars!


I am not seeing the problem here.

Because if you're hoping to score with any girl at the party(Even the non pørnstar ones) you're getting your hopes up. All the girls are too busy making out with each other...even the straight ones(I saw it head on Saturday night)


Still not seeing any sort of problem here.


Well frankly girl on girl does nothing for me what so ever.
Now If one of the girls had decided to make out with me instead then that would have been much better.

The roller derby girls that were at the show promoting a show of theirs were hotter then the pørnstars were. So much so that I've been in contact with one of the roller derby girls so I can become a staff member at their games.

#6636 Gabe Vieira

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Posted 16 February 2010 - 04:04 PM

If you're a sensitive guy like me never party with pørn stars!


I am not seeing the problem here.

Because if you're hoping to score with any girl at the party(Even the non pørnstar ones) you're getting your hopes up. All the girls are too busy making out with each other...even the straight ones(I saw it head on Saturday night)


Still not seeing any sort of problem here.

We're all forgetting the important question here. Were they blondes or brunettes?

#6637 Conlazmoodalbrocra

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Posted 16 February 2010 - 04:57 PM

THE MUSIC IN THE HOUSE...

#6638 DamnCoffee

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Posted 16 February 2010 - 11:47 PM

2 presentations today. I did well on my English presentation and everyone liked our documentary in AP Gov. I'll post it up when Rachael puts it on YouTube. :tdown:



Looking forward to it! :tdown:B)

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 12:33 AM

I fell asleep in French.


In French what? :)

Pardon et moi for asking :tdown:

Class. :tdown:


Well, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is I didn't get into the Asperger's program at Marshall. The good news is that I'm applying to UConn, which means I might be able to go home to New England! I'm so excited!

Well, today my mom told me that since the application to the Storrs, CT campus was February 1, and the smaller campuses don't allow on-campus living, I have to get an apartment. But the good news is that I could probably apply to the main campus at Storrs in my 1st freshman semester. Bad news about THAT is that the apartment would probably have a year-long lease. My rationale for that is I can commute until the lease is up.

Sorry, but every high school senior is going through this right now. B)

#6640 DamnCoffee

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 12:35 AM

Asperger's program?

#6641 elizabeth

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 12:41 AM

Asperger's program?

At Marshall University they have this program for kids with Asperger's Syndrome (aka me) that gives them a plan for college and help them through it. I didn't get in.

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 12:45 AM

That's great, Elizabeth. :tdown:

I have Aspergers, too. Glad to know I'm not the only one with Autism on CBn. :tdown:B)

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 12:46 AM

Really? Yes, autism is very common, but we try our best to be normal, right? At least, our definition of normal...lol

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 01:31 AM

I fell asleep in French.


In French what? :)

Pardon et moi for asking B)

Class. :tdown:



Figured it would be. :tdown:

However on a totally different tangent, I am interested in this Aspergers.
Can you communique me with what the symptoms are and how it's treated?
Cheers much kindly. :)

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 07:47 AM

If you're a sensitive guy like me never party with pørn stars!


I am not seeing the problem here.

Because if you're hoping to score with any girl at the party(Even the non pørnstar ones) you're getting your hopes up. All the girls are too busy making out with each other...even the straight ones(I saw it head on Saturday night)


Still not seeing any sort of problem here.

We're all forgetting the important question here. Were they blondes or brunettes?

Both

#6646 Conlazmoodalbrocra

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 07:52 AM

PETER TAYLOR IS THE NEW BRADFORD MANAGER!!! SOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!

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Posted 17 February 2010 - 11:43 AM

If you're a sensitive guy like me never party with pørn stars!


I am not seeing the problem here.

Because if you're hoping to score with any girl at the party(Even the non pørnstar ones) you're getting your hopes up. All the girls are too busy making out with each other...even the straight ones(I saw it head on Saturday night)


Still not seeing any sort of problem here.

We're all forgetting the important question here. Were they blondes or brunettes?


Personally the Tybre prefer gingers. And I don't know how it is I missed this post earlier...

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 08:33 AM



If you're a sensitive guy like me never party with pørn stars!


I am not seeing the problem here.

Because if you're hoping to score with any girl at the party(Even the non pørnstar ones) you're getting your hopes up. All the girls are too busy making out with each other...even the straight ones(I saw it head on Saturday night)


Still not seeing any sort of problem here.

We're all forgetting the important question here. Were they blondes or brunettes?

Both

I like the variety that have pink,green,blue,etc mohawks
But if we're taking the norm then I prefer brunettes

#6649 Conlazmoodalbrocra

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Posted 18 February 2010 - 09:00 PM

Sugar
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Ahh, honey honey

B)

#6650 DamnCoffee

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Posted 19 February 2010 - 12:10 AM

There's a live episode of EastEnders tonight. To mark its 25th Anniversary. Last night, to my amazement, the BBC got fans to record the theme song for the end credits.


Jesus...



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Posted 19 February 2010 - 01:46 AM

There's a live episode of EastEnders tonight. To mark its 25th Anniversary. Last night, to my amazement, the BBC got fans to record the theme song for the end credits.


Jesus...


Ugh, Eastenders. 2 years ago, I would've been really excited about the live episode, but it's just become one of the most poorly wrtitten soaps in Britain. Even worse than Hollyoaks! I'm sure it'll get better (soaps always have good and bad periods) but for now, I'm gonna give this one a miss!

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Posted 19 February 2010 - 02:09 AM

There's a live episode of EastEnders tonight. To mark its 25th Anniversary. Last night, to my amazement, the BBC got fans to record the theme song for the end credits.


Jesus...


Ugh, Eastenders. 2 years ago, I would've been really excited about the live episode, but it's just become one of the most poorly wrtitten soaps in Britain. Even worse than Hollyoaks! I'm sure it'll get better (soaps always have good and bad periods) but for now, I'm gonna give this one a miss!


When Dirty Den left the series, so did I. B)

#6653 Conlazmoodalbrocra

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Posted 19 February 2010 - 03:18 AM

There's a live episode of EastEnders tonight. To mark its 25th Anniversary. Last night, to my amazement, the BBC got fans to record the theme song for the end credits.


Jesus...


Ugh, Eastenders. 2 years ago, I would've been really excited about the live episode, but it's just become one of the most poorly wrtitten soaps in Britain. Even worse than Hollyoaks! I'm sure it'll get better (soaps always have good and bad periods) but for now, I'm gonna give this one a miss!


When Dirty Den left the series, so did I. B)


Haha, yeah, he was a great character. I wasn't keen on how they killed him the second time round, but he was always in the middle of things in Walford!

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Posted 19 February 2010 - 09:21 AM



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Posted 19 February 2010 - 11:26 AM

There's a live episode of EastEnders tonight. To mark its 25th Anniversary. Last night, to my amazement, the BBC got fans to record the theme song for the end credits.


Jesus...


Ugh, Eastenders. 2 years ago, I would've been really excited about the live episode, but it's just become one of the most poorly wrtitten soaps in Britain. Even worse than Hollyoaks! I'm sure it'll get better (soaps always have good and bad periods) but for now, I'm gonna give this one a miss!


When Dirty Den left the series, so did I. B)


I feel exactly the same. Dirty Den was my favorite character, ever! When he returned in 2003, Eastenders got brilliant. The moment he was killed off, the whole show just went off track.

Just because the Grantham masturbated on webcam to another consenting adult, did not give the producers the reason to fire him from the show.

Den Watts is king.

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Posted 19 February 2010 - 11:43 AM

It's a soap opera. You have better chances of staying dead in a comic book.

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Posted 19 February 2010 - 08:02 PM

Hens love roosters. Geese love ganders. Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!

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Posted 20 February 2010 - 07:17 AM

Is that a rat or a really ugly dog....or your mom?

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Posted 21 February 2010 - 02:16 PM

I'm going to Barcelona tomorrow! B)

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Posted 21 February 2010 - 08:15 PM

Pizza pizza pizza!!!