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[Double-0-7]

Did she really say nose ?

[00Twelve]

Turning Tricks.

[Santa]

Nose . F-A-R-T. Nose f-a-r-t.

[MaVeRiCk7]

etc.

[Tanger]

Nose . F-A-R-T. Nose f-a-r-t.

Lol, it censors that?

Madness.

[Double-0-7]

Nose . F-A-R-T. Nose f-a-r-t.

That's not very lady-like!

[Matt_13]

You know what...............I like pie.A LOT.

[Qwerty]

Stop raining.

Indeed.

The weather apparently failed to listen.

[Santa]

Nose . F-A-R-T. Nose f-a-r-t.

That's not very lady-like!

I didn't commit the sneeze/nose , merely commented upon it. Admittedly that's not very ladylike either, but it simply wasn't a sneeze to be proud of. I believe that if one does something, one should do it properly.

[Monkeyfoahead]

Wow the auto-censor censors - (F-A-R-T) but not bitch, bastard, hell, damn, screw, piss, and many others. I'm confused-Oh wait, I forgot that (F-A-R-T) is the worst of all. ROFL

Edited by Monkeyfoahead, 22 October 2006 - 11:36 PM.

[Santa]

Wow the auto-censor censors - (F-A-R-T) but not bitch, bastard, hell, damn, screw, piss, and many others. I'm confused-Oh wait, I forgot that (F-A-R-T) is the worst of all. ROFL

That's not very ladylike

[bond_girl_double07]

Wow the auto-censor censors - (F-A-R-T) but not bitch, bastard, hell, damn, screw, piss, and many others. I'm confused-Oh wait, I forgot that (F-A-R-T) is the worst of all. ROFL

That's not very ladylike

Monkeyhead's a lady?!?

[Skudor]

Clearly not.

[Monkeyfoahead]

Wow the auto-censor censors - (F-A-R-T) but not bitch, bastard, hell, damn, screw, piss, and many others. I'm confused-Oh wait, I forgot that (F-A-R-T) is the worst of all. ROFL

That's not very ladylike

I'm sorry, please don't impale me.

[Santa]

Don't have any stakes handy so you're safe for now.

[DaveBond21]

Imagine if you could form an army of pigs with spikes on their heads.....it would be the surprise factor that would put the enemy of guard of course.

[Skudor]

Nah. Pooring oil over them, putting them on fire and sending them in the direction of the enemy works much better. Particularly in the middle east

[Santa]

Nah, pigs alone would do it.

[Qwerty]

Ah, Venice.

[Monkeyfoahead]

Don't have any stakes handy so you're safe for now.

Ok, that's good. I can live to Die Another Day.

[00Twelve]

Crispix Mix.

[Jericho_One]

Really?

[killkenny kid]

Thank you, for letting that thread die away. Boy, what the was I thinking.

[Skudor]

Nah, pigs alone would do it.

But surely the delicious smell of roast pork would be more effective?

[00Twelve]

Cocaine fix.

[Santa]

Nah, pigs alone would do it.

But surely the delicious smell of roast pork would be more effective?

You're being terribly subversive lately. What's up? Not enough trouble in the world? (mmmmm, roast pork )



The dog smells awful.

[00Twelve]

Eat some Kix.

[Skudor]

Nah, pigs alone would do it.

But surely the delicious smell of roast pork would be more effective?

You're being terribly subversive lately. What's up? Not enough trouble in the world? (mmmmm, roast pork )



The dog smells awful.

Subversive, moi? Never.

Are you roasting the dog or stewing it? Stewing is usually better.

[Santa]

Neither, can't get near him. His farts are so poisonous I think it may be an attempt at suicide.

[Skudor]

Yuck. Not many things smell worse than dog farts. Horrible stuff.