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[PrinceKamalKhan]

Dr No/From Russia With Love(tough one)

From Russia With Love/The Man with the Golden Gun

or

Licence to Kill/Tomorrow Never Dies?

[DaveBond21]

Tough, but because FRWL is so good, I will go with that combo.


You'd be less happy if which of these happened in Bond 22:-


Bond discovers that the whole of Casino Royale was a dream

or

Q returns as a ghost who wise-cracks in Bond's ear every 5 minutes and after every action scene says "Oh, that was cool"

[Skudor]

Less happy with Q the ghost...


More menacing:

Drax

or

Graves

[DaveBond21]

Drax

Silliest storyline for Bond 23:-

Bond is turned into a fly and kills the villains by buzzing in their ears

or

Bond is discovered to be a robot and is programmed by a large toad to kill M and only gets stopped when Moneypenny accidentally reprograms Bond by using her TV remote?

[Skudor]

Bond is turned into a fly and kills the villains by buzzing in their ears


More interesting villain's lair:

A gold-plated aircraft carrier

or

A hollowed out glacier with huge disco balls?

[DaveBond21]

LOL, the goldplated aircraft carrier!

(Is the villain John Travolta - because both would suit him!!!...)


Better villain name for Bond 22:-


Dr Fingermonkey

or

Mr Golden Sick Person?

[Skudor]

Dr Fingermonkey

LOL


Better gadget:

A car that turns into a hot air balloon

or

A perfectly good jet fighter that turns into a comfy chair?

[DaveBond21]

LMAO!!!


I love both but I have got to say the car that turns into a hot air balloon.


Bond 23 - Bond kills the villain by:-

Singing "Hey Big Spender" to him and his head explodes

or

By doing a little dance that makes the villain's eyes wobble and then fall out and then his brain squirts out of his ears and the Bond girl laughs?

[Skudor]

Now that's just silly

I kinda like the little dance.



Better elaborate device to fail to kill Bond:


Putting a poison pill in front of him and constantly asking him very politely to take it

or

Tying him to a chair and playing Madonna's Die Another Day over and over and over again.

[DaveBond21]

LOL, the pill.


Would prefer the opening line of Bond 22 to be:-



Mr White : "Oooh my leg, it really really hurts"

or

Bond : "So you think you're so clever, eh, Mr White? Well you're not, you're a wormy worm. A wormy wormy wormy worm!!!"

???

[007Bond]

Mr White : "Oooh my leg, it really really hurts" (but neither in fact)

Pontiac GTO '66

or

Dodge Charger '69

?

[Vauxhall]

Pontiac

Preferred BOND 22 location: outer space or under the sea?

[Qwerty]

Sea

Locations: The Spy Who Loved Me or Moonraker?

[Vauxhall]

Both really good movies for locations but I'll go for MOONRAKER (with the exception of outer space...)

Bond girls: YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE or A VIEW TO A KILL?

[Skudor]

You Only Live Twice

Bond girls:

Casino Royale

or

Moonraker

[Vauxhall]

CASINO ROYALE

Baths or showers?

[Skudor]

Showers

Villain:

Goldfinger

or

Drax

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Drax

Connery's Bond/Talisa Soto's Lupe

or

Brosnan's Bond/Karin Dor's Helga?

[Skudor]

Sean and Talisa


Best girls:

Moonraker

or

Goldfinger

[PrinceKamalKhan]

MR's ladies(especially love the scene with Moore and them at the Pyramid)

Timothy Dalton's Bond/Akiko Wakabayashi's Aki

or

Pierce Brosnan's Bond/Mie Hama's Kissy?

[Qwerty]

Timothy Dalton's Bond/Akiko Wakabayashi's Aki

Alfred Hitchcock or Michael G. Wilson cameos?

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Alfred Hitchcock

Alternate universe:

James Coburn as Jim West in The Wild, Wild West

or

Robert Conrad as Derek Flint in Our Man Flint?

[americanbond]

Robert Conrad

War of the Worlds or Independence Day?

[d0uble0_7]

Independence Day
Hollywood butchered the newest version of this classic IMO.

Folgers
or
Maxwell House

[Vauxhall]

Maxwell House

McDonald's or Burger King?

[Qwerty]

McDonald's

Friday's or Applebee's?

[Cruiserweight]

Applebee's



Carvel
or
TCBY

[Qwerty]

TCBY

Better Christopher Wood novelizations: James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me or James Bond and Moonraker?

[Vauxhall]

'James Bond, The Spy Who Loved Me'

Orange juice or apple juice?

[Qwerty]

Orange

Would make a better film: Nobody Lives Forever or Zero Minus Ten?