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[Judo chop]

Now, I

[Qwerty]

[quote name='Judo chop' post='737215' date='10 May 2007 - 15:56'][size=1][I apologize for the increasing absurdity of my questions. I got very little sleep last night, and it

[DaveBond21]

Never Dream of Dying


How would you rather die:-


Slowly eaten by ants over the course of 4 days

or

Stuck in a desert with no food while vultures peck at you for 4 days?

[mrsbonds_ppk]

Stuck in a desert with no food while vultures peck at you for 4 days.

Edited by mrsbonds_ppk, 11 May 2007 - 12:15 AM.

[PrinceKamalKhan]

That's a cheery choice, DaveBond21!

Really neither but of the two I guess stuck in a desert with no food while vultures peck at you for 4 days because I think I'd die faster.

A View to a Kill with Barbara Bach as Pola Ivanova and Caroline Munro as Jenny Flex

or

The Spy Who Loved Mewith Fiona Fullerton as Anya Amasova and Alison Doody as Naomi?

[mrsbonds_ppk]

A View to a Kill with Barbara Bach as Pola Ivanova and Caroline Munro as Jenny Flex

If you were in a dilemma which would you choose:

The One Who Loves You

or

The One You Love

[DaveBond21]

The One I (You) Love


Queen or Prince?

[Qwerty]

Prince

Batman or Superman Returns?

[DaveBond21]

Superman Returns



In Bond 22, Bond has which pet?


- A monkey which he calls "Mr Chimpenstein" all the time

or

- A dog called Snuffles who is always interrupting Bond's romantic interludes?

[Tiin007]

Snuffles.

Better replacement for Dench as M: Dalton or Brosnan?

[sharpshooter]

Dalton

Apple

or

Microsoft?

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Microsoft.

Moonraker with Barbara Bach as Holly and Caroline Munro as Corrinne

or

The Spy Who Loved Me with Lois Chiles as Anya and Corinne Dufour as Naomi?

[Qwerty]

The Spy Who Loved Me

Role Of Honour or Scorpius?

[DaveBond21]

Role of Honour


Which scene would you leave in Bond 22:-

The scene where Bond shoots Moneypenny dead

or

The scene where Q tells everyone that Bond is really a woman?

[Qwerty]

Bond and Q

Death Is Forever or SeaFire?

[DaveBond21]

Death is Forever


Bond 22 villain name -

Dr Death

or

Mr Doom?

[thecasinoroyale]

Mr Doom (how bad.)


Bond 22 Bond-girl name:


Michelle Chestshake

OR

Stephanie Broadchest

??

[Judo chop]

Stephanie died with Vesper. Her broad chest rests alongside Davey Jones

[00Twelve]

Wow!

I'll take the stall situation.

Better tattoo idea:

Tattoo of a third nipple on chest,

or

Tattoo of a smushed Smurf on the bottom of your foot?

[thecasinoroyale]

Tattoo of a smushed Smurf on the bottom of your foot!



Custard

OR

Cream

??

[Kilroy6644]

Custard


Giving a Christmas card to a Muslim (I've done this.)

or

Speaking in a fake Asian accent to a Korean (I have a friend who does this.)

Edited by Kilroy6644, 11 May 2007 - 08:08 PM.

[PrinceKamalKhan]

Giving a Christmas card to a Muslim


Alternate universe:

A View to a Kill with Teri Hatcher as Stacy Sutton and Michelle Yeoh as May Day

or

Tomorrow Never Dies with Tanya Roberts as Paris Carver and Grace Jones as Wai Lin?

[00Twelve]

Ha! Christmas card.

Being on an elevator with several people, one of whom being your dad or uncle, and that dad or uncle anonymously farts, and only YOU know who it was,

or

Being summoned into the bathroom during a family visit by an oblivious dad or uncle so they can talk to you about life...while they're sitting down, taking care of business, with their pants around their ankles?

[Judo chop]

Giving a Christmas card to a Muslim

Alternate universe:

A View to a Kill with Teri Hatcher as Stacy Sutton and Michelle Yeoh as May Day

or

Tomorrow Never Dies with Tanya Roberts as Paris Carver and Grace Jones as Wai Lin?

Prince, I leave no man behind! The alternate universe AVTAK for sure. It actually sounds like a good idea.

Being on an elevator with several people, one of whom being your dad or uncle, and that dad or uncle anonymously farts, and only YOU know who it was,

or

Being summoned into the bathroom during a family visit by an oblivious dad or uncle so they can talk to you about life...while they're sitting down, taking care of business, with their pants around their ankles?

Elevator. The truth is, once one person breaks wind, it opens the floor up for everyone else. It's actually a relieving and bonding situation for all. Or so I tell myself. Going up anyone?

Sour milk

OR

Sour OJ

[00Twelve]

Sour OJ. Ooh, I can feel my stomach lining peeling away now.

A pint of warm Budweiser

or

a 2-Liter of completely flat coke?

[Qwerty]

Coke

300 or Gladiator?

[darthbond]

300

On a hot day:

Ice Cream

or

Jello

darthbond

[Qwerty]

Ice cream

Icebreaker or Nobody Lives Forever?

[PrinceKamalKhan]

ICEBREAKER

Giving a Christmas card to a Muslim

Alternate universe:

A View to a Kill with Teri Hatcher as Stacy Sutton and Michelle Yeoh as May Day

or

Tomorrow Never Dies with Tanya Roberts as Paris Carver and Grace Jones as Wai Lin?

Prince, I leave no man behind! The alternate universe AVTAK for sure. It actually sounds like a good idea.

Much appreciated, judochop! I'm actually thinking up an "alternate universe" TND scenario where Paris is the main girl and Wai Lin is Carver's henchwoman/partner-in-crime.

Who's funnier:

Bugs Bunny

or

Daffy Duck?

[mrsbonds_ppk]

Daffy Duck

Moonraker Book Ending

or

Casino Royale Book Ending?