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[Santa]

Depends - is spelling and thorogughness/eye for detail important? If so bin it. If not, put it in the look-at-later-if-desperate pile.

Interviews - A waste of time or a really useful place to practice chat up lines?

[no - I assumed you were on the loo with your laptop]

Spelling is always important! Thorogughness is probably an Icelandic word. It's certainly not English,

And I would never, ever practice chat-up lines on someone I may later employ, so they must be a waste of time.

Crisps: Salt & vinegar or cheese & onion?

[Skudor]

Clearly I'm unemployable then

Cheese and Onion.

Vinegar with your chips: Yes or no?

[Santa]

Oh yes. Lots of it.

Butter or margarine?

[Skudor]

[yuck]

Butter for the taste, margarine for the waistline. So margarine.

Internal company magazines: Just amusing or just a waste of time?

[Santa]

More toilet roll.

Financial analysts: Boring old men or secretly hot and exciting?

[Skudor]

Nothing secret about it.

Toga parties: Always a good idea or only if there's plenty of booze?

[Santa]

Must be lots of booze. LOTS.

Liverpool or Manchester United?

[Skudor]

Liverpool.


Table dancing: Strictly for professionals or Everyone can do it!

[Santa]

Strictly professionals.

You borrow your best friend's beloved automobile and accidentally put a dent in it. Do you: Confess and accept his wrath or stay quiet while he explodes about inconsiderate wankers on the road?

[Skudor]

Probably try to get a way with it.

Herbal Teas: Tasteless piss or Cure for cancer?

[Santa]

Piss.

Strippers: Essential component of any stag do or raddled old hags?

[Skudor]

Absolutely essential. As long as they aren't old hags....

Stag do: Free pass for the groom to do what he likes with whoever he likes or strictly stay sober and practice your lines?

[Santa]

Last night of freedom, groom is free to do whatever and whoever he likes.

Life after death: You're looking forward to it or only those of unsound mind can believe in it?

[Skudor]

Sounds like a highly illogical proposition to me... but who knows.

Teacher student relationships - always bad or ok if the teacher is female?

[Santa]

Always bad.

Caligula: Highly depraved or sadly misunderstood?

[Skudor]

Pretty diffucult to find anything nice to say about the chap.

C.J. Caesar: Hero or Villain?

[Santa]

Hero. C.J. - Showing off?

Bond and Moneypenny: Should they ever sleep together or would it ruin the chemistry?

[Skudor]

I developed a curious interest in all things Romans, ironically from reading Asterix.... should have been C.I. or G.J. actually...

Never ever, shouldn't be allowed at all. Shame on you for thinking of such things. Bond and Moneypenny sleeping together. Shame.


American obsession with the virtues of the Roman Republic: irritating or just plain amusing?

[off to lunch]

[Santa]

Quite amusing. I would have said G.J. but trying to avoid being that geeky.

Slapping: strictly for punishment or can also be used for encouragement?

[Qwerty]

Possibly could be.

Licence Renewed or Role Of Honour?

[Skudor]

Licence Renewed

Film: From Russia With Love or For Your Eyes Only?

[Qwerty]

From Russia With Love

Better book: SilverFin or Blood Fever?

[Skudor]

Silver Fin

Movie: Goldfinger or The Living Daylights?

[Santa]

Goldfinger.

Jill Masterson or Pussy Galore?

[Skudor]

I think I'd go for Pussy...

Oddjob or Jaws?

[Santa]

Probably just because of her name. Maybe I should start calling myself Doggy...

Oddjob.

Women: Great communicators or spend way too long on the 'phone?

[Skudor]

Have to go with both on this one - although 'way too long' isn't neccessarily a bad thing, gives my ears a rest.


Russel Crowe in Gladiator mode vs Brad Pitt in Troy mode, who'd win the bar brawl: Crowe or Pitt?

[Santa]

Crowe. I usually prefer Pitt, but Crowe did something old-fashioned to me in Gladiator.

Given the choice, would you come back in another life as a man, or would you be a woman?

[Skudor]

Good one... A man most likely. I imagine the novelty of having jugs wears of quickly

Latin lovers: over rated or under rated?

[Santa]

I think most are over rated.Some are very good though....

Homosexuality: Nature or nurture?