38 replies to this topic

[Bondian]

Hi Jim,

I'll get in first.....Well said Jim!.


Cheers,

Ian

[Bondian]

MAN "Doctor I have a cricket ball stuck up my bum"!.
DOCTOR "HOWSZAT"
MAN "Don't you start"!.

MAN "Doctor I've got a bar of soap stuck up my bum".
DOCTOR "Well that's 'lifebouy".

Cheers,

Ian

[DLibrasnow]

How did this thread turn into a doctors office?!

[Sensualist]

I read Ray T's final post. It seems he did not appreciate a number of expletives directed at him in a thread in which he was criticising a movie and its film-maker. Why should ANYONE have to put up with that type expletive-filled attack?

[Joyce Carrington]

Originally posted by Jim


The mental image created here....I now need counselling.

How ironic.

I aim to please, Jim.

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Brix_Bond_007
Does anyone want to hear about my colonoscopy? Only no-one I know will listen

Hey, ever had a high colonic?

[zencat]

Originally posted by Athena007
Hey, ever had a high colonic?

Yeah, it really clears the head.

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by zencat


Yeah, it really clears the head.

Or clogs it.

-- Xenobia

[Matt O'S oo4]

Does having surgery performed on you with only a local sntithestic count?

How about having all four widsom teeth pullted in on sitting?

Acu-puncture around my eyes?

No?

Ah, well.

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