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[Athena007]

Oooooo ok, Mr Director

Originally posted by zencat
You didn't see it, but they asked for my ID as well.

Hey, that's a GOOD thing see, you're still looking young and spry!

[zencat]

Originally posted by Athena007
Hey, that's a GOOD thing see, you're still looking young and spry!

I'm always...spry.

[Athena007]

Originally posted by zencat
I'm always...spry.

Don't I know it + LOL

[zencat]

A-hem.

Back on topic.

Two things really jumped out at me with this viewing. One was just how feakin' GOOD Jane Seymour is! I really believe her in the scene where she loses her "powers." The moment could have been laughable in the hands of a lesser actress. But it works. Also, it hit me that the structure of this movie is: Bond is captured - Bond escapes. Bond is captured - Bond escapes. That's the whole movie! Capture - escape. And, you know what, it works just fine. It doesn't need to be mucked up with convoluted plotting and personal whatnot.

Oh, and Roger Moore IS James Bond, damn-it!

[Xenobia]

[quote]Originally posted by Athena007
[B]"Oh ya

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Xenobia
And let me ask you Miss Athena why you did not smack this guy for the s***ty job MGM did with Evelyn Don't you know us Brosnan girls must defend our man to the death?  

Though my 1st desire was to pummel hum... that probably would not have been smart considering I'm attempting to receive employment by the evil MGM.

And are the boys still clinging to the hope it will be in Key West?

Yes, it was discussed. Though it would be wonderful... there is that fact that it will be hell hot and... well... we'll just have to wait to see what happens. I will just be thrilled to get out of Cali for a while!!! My yearly vacation! Since I've not had one since 2000, I'm going to start with one in 2004.

Should I be worried? Forget it...I am worried now.  

Worry all you want... it will only be in vain hee hee

Oooh.  I didn't know there was another coming up.  Who's running that?

Bryce and I have been talking about it for a while now. He threw the idea at Matt004... and Wed night was the first night we both talked about it with ZenCat. So... it's kinda a Cali DAD 1 year anniversary party-ish-type-thing that us LA, CA locals are going to use as an excuse to dress up and partay!

I wonder how many scary stories start with that line.  

Oh you don't want to know, my dear

[Loomis]

Originally posted by zencat

it hit me that the structure of this movie is: Bond is captured - Bond escapes. Bond is captured - Bond escapes. That's the whole movie! Capture - escape.  

Not to rain on your parade, zen, but isn't that true of virtually all the Bond films?

Originally posted by zencat

It doesn't need to be mucked up with convoluted plotting and personal whatnot.

Now here's where I agree with you! If only you could some day talk some sense into Purvis and Wade (and, I guess, into Barbara Broccoli and Michael Wilson, who are the ones commissioning the "personal" storylines).

Originally posted by zencat

Oh, and Roger Moore IS James Bond, damn-it!  

Yes, well.... in seven out of 20 films, he undoubtedly is.

[zencat]

Originally posted by Loomis
Not to rain on your parade, zen, but isn't that true of virtually all the Bond films?

Yes it is...but it really hit me with LALD. Also, I'm not sure it's been as true in the recent films (TLD on).

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Athena007

Though my 1st desire was to pummel hum... that probably would not have been smart considering I'm attempting to receive employment by the evil MGM.

Brave Agent Athena. Going deep uncover to destroy the true Axis of Evil.

Originally posted by Athena007
[B]
Bryce and I have been talking about it for a while now. He threw the idea at Matt004... and Wed night was the first night we both talked about it with ZenCat. So... it's kinda a Cali DAD 1 year anniversary party-ish-type-thing that us LA, CA locals are going to use as an excuse to dress up and partay!

And strangely enough as I read this bit, "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" started to play on my Kill Bill soundtrack. Apropos, no?

Originally posted by Athena007
[B]
Oh you don't want to know, my dear

You forget, I spent a week with the man. I already know.

-- Xen

[Xenobia]

Now...all joking aside...

Zencat, this guy from MGM can't hate you from one meeting, years ago can he?

If he does, he's mindless idiot, and not worthy of you or Cold or Black Dahlia.

I have spoken.

-- Xenobia

[zencat]

He doesn't "hate" me. I don't even think he really remembers me. We're just joking around here.

[Bryce (003)]

I kept an eye on him for you Zencat....I had your back.....

*Homer Simpson rage*

Lousy MGM execs....I hate them soooooo much!

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by zencat
He doesn't "hate" me. I don't even think he really remembers me. We're just joking around here.

I know hate is too strong of a word, but I could see some higher up somewhere simply remembering you because he thought your idea of directing your own film was insane.

I say this because higher ups in education have a wicked sense of memory.

-- Xenobia

[Genrewriter]

I hope the same doesn't hold true for grocery store CEO's, Xen. Otherwise you might end up with me badgering you for a teaching assistant job.

[Bryce (003)]

Originally posted by Xenobia
You forget, I spent a week with the man.  I already know.  

-- Xen

Yeah...In a SEPARATE bedroom at arms length....

You have yet to experience a night on the town with Bryce.....and get in line behind the "Kitty"..assuming she lets you....

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Yeah...In a SEPARATE bedroom at arms length.... You have yet to experience a night on the town with Bryce.....and get in line behind the "Kitty"..assuming she lets you....

But that "Nobody Does It Better" sign above your bed, Bryce

[Xenobia]

*shakes head at the last couple of posts*

Must I spell everything out for you Bryce? I was referring to buying drinks only. There was no need for clarification, but thank you none the less for defending my honor.

[quote]Originally posted by Athena007
So, the line can only get longer

[Athena007]

Originally posted by Xenobia
*hands over the tissue*  If you wish to wait on line, feel free.  I'm more about making men regret making me wait on line.  

"acting", my dear I have no need to wait in line... why? Because I have a ZenCat to pounce on! Now where is that guy... sleeping, undoubtedly.

Regret making you wait in line, huh... *ponders* ...run for the hills, Bryce!!! lol

[Bryce (003)]

I never run...I stand my ground....

*knock on door*

Oh...Hello.....Nice of you to come by, but the answer is STILL "No."

*Lucy Liu begins to sniffle and walks away sulking and starting to cry*

Poor girl....Sweet...but.....

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
*Lucy Liu begins to sniffle and walks away sulking and starting to cry*

Poor girl....Sweet...but.....

Dude...did you see Kill Bill? Do you really think it is a safe idea to break this girl's heart?



-- Xen

[Athena007]

Serriously though... Lucy Liu was checking him out once... ...great story. Bryce always has some good storys.

[Xenobia]

I don't doubt it...all the more reason not to upset her. She remembers his face.

-- Xenobia

[Bryce (003)]

*makes note to send Lucy some flowers and a stuffed toy*

Yeah...LA is a tough town for a man of mystery...

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)

Yeah...LA is a tough town for a man of mystery...

Just a note...the day you show up anywhere in a blue leisure suit with a white ruffle shirt...is the day I shoot you.

That is all.

-- Xenobia

[Bryce (003)]

Hope you've got some crossword puzzles or a good book to read (something light...like War & Peace) because that day will NEVER come....

Besides, I don't have any gold chains or that much chest hair.

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Hope you've got some crossword puzzles or a good book to read (something light...like War & Peace)

Actually I thought I'd work on a compendium of all the legal shennagins Kevin McClory has pulled through the years.

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
because that day will NEVER come..

That is because you are a man of great taste.

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Besides, I don't have any gold chains or that much chest hair.

As you made it clear a few posts up to everyone else, I wouldn't know.

-- Xenobia

[Athena007]

*turns into a female version of Alex Trevelyan*
Handsome man... taste like... scotch...

Originally posted by Xenobia
I wouldn't know.

I would!

(I love that scene in GoldenEye between Bond and Trevelyan... it's so... just perfect!!! Now every time someone says "I wouldn't know" it's like this crazy craving to say "I would!" right after )

[Bryce (003)]

Touche' Athena;) Never pass up the opportunity to throw in a Bond line/response.

Goldeneye would have been a very interesting flick if it had been 004 & I at odds....He'd never sell out though.

[Xenobia]

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
Goldeneye would have been a very interesting flick if it had been 004 & I at odds....

With or without the gorillia suits?

Originally posted by Bryce (003)
He'd never sell out though.

He wouldn't...but what about you?

-- Xenobia

[Bryce (003)]

No one has ever made me a better offer than MI6 (excluding a few ladies)