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[Jim]

Originally posted by bond007vna

Hi Blofeld's Cat,-
What ever You say,-My dear,-I mean :
*Your wish is My command*;-)
I so sorry that I couldn't find the singer of the song,-I always been an
fan of the song and of the singer either,-She have got an unforgettable
voice,-right!!!
So,-Bring Them All,-I wish You good luck in this Your mission,-from the  
bottom of My soul !!! ;-);-);-);-);-)
Well done,-that's all for now,-would You like to informing Me about the  
result,-please?!?!;-)
Sincerely,-Your's partner,-BOND007VNA!!!;-)

In a strange twist of fate, bond007nva posts something that makes more sense than any others. Or, at the very least, equal sense.

[Joyce Carrington]

Mr. Clue, does ANY of your clues make ANY sense? Give us something to work with.

[Tanger]

I'm not even going to attempt to try and work out what's been going on here.

*Backs away slowly and edges out the exit*

[DLibrasnow]

Mr. Clue, Blue Eyes and Blofeld's Cat -- one and the same??? Have you ever seen them together?

[Joyce Carrington]

Blofeld's Cat and Mr. Clue are possibly one and the same.

[DLibrasnow]

That is very probable....Blofeld's Cat is still sulking because of the failed assault on Mi6 headquarters!!

[BONDFINESSE 007]

after reading this thread i need another shot of vodka

[DLibrasnow]

You should join in the fun in the MI6 and You thread 'finesse...

001

[Xenobia]

Mr. Clue:

One very important word of warning. I take my writing very seriously. Touch my posts again, and the game is over.

Period. End of debate.

-- Xenobia

[DLibrasnow]

So, Mr. Clue has to be a staffer...very interesting!

[Athena007]

Moneypenny presses a button on her desk and begins to speak, he voice being hears in M's office...

"M..."
*pauses to wait for acknowledgement then continues*
"I was contacted by one of our agents... I just thought you should know that 003 and 004 were in HK but have since moved on."

[Mr. Clue]

CLUE:

M furiously tells Moneypenny to forget about 003 and 004 now and that the two of them seem not to care for the case she has assigned... or their 00 numbers.

[DLibrasnow]

Mr. Clue - who are you?!

[Mr. Clue]

CLUE:

001 receives a transmission on his watch radio, apparently from his old contact Gugleilmo Franco in Rome.

001 THOUGHT YOUD BE INTERESTED STOP THE VATICANS ENTIRE SUPPLY OF FISH FOR TOMORROWS MEALS ALL ARE MISSING ONE EYE STOP GF

[DLibrasnow]

Hmmm....thats wierd because we all know BC wears an eyepatch....

[Mr. Clue]

CLUE:

A fax has come in to Moneypenny's office. The fax says that it from the house of one Mr. Charles Axeworthy from Southern California USA. The fax trace log confirms this.

[Joyce Carrington]

Okay, Mr. Clue - that is just sick.

[Xenobia]

Now. This. Is. War.

You don't touch Bryce without pissing me off.

Congratulations Clue...you finally got some p***y. Pity it's only in a cartoon.

-- Xenobia

[Mister Asterix]

Um.

002.

Did you even notice the paw print on the fax?

It seems to me the fax is from the Cat. Clue has just told us about it.

Most people know ‘Don’t kill the messenger.’ 002, on the other hand, declares war on FedEx.

[Xenobia]

Mr. Clue...the Cat....they are all dead.

And you know what...sometimes the messenger does deserve to die.

-- Xenobia

[Bryce (003)]

*Burst in the door fresh from Hong Kong and witha Duty Free bag*

Hmmm...managed to tap into my alais and safe house in LA.....

Damn cat....

The games afoot....or rather a CAT.

00*, 001, G, Moneypenny, 002 - 004 will be along shortly...He had some trouble at the airport....

I've looked it over and concluded that the photo may very well be MI6 (or part of it) What's the damn "patch" riding on. I'm still chewing on the numbers....

Any thoughts?.....and tell M

I'MMMMMMMMM BAAAAAAAACK!

Glad I didn't post any pictures of O'Keefe.

[Xenobia]

*peaks into the Duty Free bag*

What, no Suzy Goose Vodka for me?

-- Xen

[Mister Asterix]

Great. We have one source of information—who has done absolutely nothing at all but tell us what we have found or seen or heard—and 002 wants to kill him.

Whether you succeed at killing Clue or not, 002, you will be without one.

::00* turns back toward everyone else.::

Okay, we have some clues. We need to find 007. Where to start?

Rome?

California?

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by JoyceCarrington
Okay, Mr. Clue - that is just sick.

Subtle.

To the point.

Obviously Clue is referring to himself.

Probably drawn while he was on crack.

Give it to Q. Have it check it for fingerprints. It will be part of th e FAX. Can't cover up those.

Then I'll process my request for a nuclear warhead from Q-branch.

004

[Xenobia]

Shamlady.

It's where he goes to recuperate. And it's not that far from places where people can hide illegal money quietly.

-- Xen

[Joyce Carrington]

*Joyce quickly takes fax to Q Branch*

[Xenobia]

It's obviously a doctored photo of one of the pix Bryce recently put up. The question is, who do we know that has the capabilities to do that to a picture.

(And is up at this hour.)

-- Xenobia

[Mr. Clue]

CLUE:

Q-Branch examines the Fax and report that while the document has no fingerprints there are several catprints that can be made out and while catprint science is not precise these prints match those found in several of 007's cases involving SPECTRE.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Mister Asterix
Um.  

002.
Did you even notice the paw print on the fax?  
Most people know ‘Don’t kill the messenger.’ 002, on the other hand, declares war on FedEx.

I did. However, it is just as possible that someone else created it. It is very possible for a cats' paw print to be FAKED!

It is not likley for any cat to have graphic design software, let alone the knowledge to use it.

UNLESS.....we're not dealing with just any cat found in nature.

What do you say Watson?? *shakes head*

A cat sent a fax. That is..... nevermind.

004

[Tim007]

Okay, people that's it. You want to know who Mr. Clue is. I am Mr. Clue.

But here is the point: There is NO Mr. Clue. Mr. Clue only exists to advance the story along. He has no side. He is not calling out Bryce. He mearly tells you things.

As Danny pointed out it doesn't matter whether you can trust Mr. Clue or not because you don't know whether you can trust the clues he tells you about or not. But trust me here, Mr. Clue means nothing. And does nothing. He is nothing. He is not there to kill.

You people have been given what I thought was a quite obvious assignment off finding Bond and finding Blofeld's Cat. But all you can do is fixate on Mr. Clue. Well there, you know who he is. And you know he has done nothing. And is nothing, but information.

Alright, now we have that behind us, can we play this game? Or do I have to close this thread with you 00s being unsuccesful in a simple mission?