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[Joyce Carrington]

009: Matt, wake up.

*004 moans*

009: Matt, we're there.

*004 opens his eyes and looks out of the car window. Around him only dust. Sand. And in the distance... a mountain*

*009 puts on sunglasses*

009: I can't land on the mountain, it's too steep. We'll have to climb up there.

*looks at him*

009: Are you sure you're up for it?

004: It's Bond. He can be a real ***** at times... but it's Bond.

*takes another one of his medications*

004: I'm ready.

*wants to get out of the car*

009: Wait.

*004 turns back*

009: About what you said earlier... uh...

*takes sunglasses off so he can see her eyes*

009: I'm crazy. You know that. I've been through... some things. Just... be patient... and gentle.

*though 004 can't see straight he nods*

*009 smiles and puts on sunglasses*

009: Let's find Xen's man. You know how she gets when they've been apart for too long.

004: Oh yeah.

*they get out of the car*

[Matt O'S oo4]

Gives himself another booster shot.

004's eyes pop open.

Looks at 009.

We've got work to do....

Let's do it.

004

[Joyce Carrington]

*as they start walking around*

009: Have you thought about the possibility of this being a trap? Or what if this is a trick to lure us away from MI6? Shouldn't we at least keep one agent there to keep an eye on things?

[Genrewriter]

*008 heads for his car as 001 follows.*

008: Just keep a trace running on me at all times. Got it? I'm heading for the others in Nevada.

001: Got it.

008: Good. If I'm not back in five days, call the President.

001: England has a Prime Minister, 008.

008: Yeah, call him too if you like.

*008 speeds off towards Heathrow. He parks his car and buys a ticket, smiling at the cashier.*

Casher: That will be non-smkoing. Is that right, Mr.?

008: Harris, Ed Harris.

Cashier: Oh, like the actor?

008: Yeah, like the actor.

*008 smiles charmingly and boards the plane.*

[00Kevin]

00Kevin arrives in Los Vegas and exits the UIS

he walks through town until he finds a taxi and hops in

"hey, you know where silver peak is?"

"yeah."

"can you drive me there."

"I dunno, that's ganna be alo...."

00Kevin shoves a crisp $100 bill in his face "can this count as downpayment."

"yes! silver peak it is!"



the car begins the journey

00Kevin thinks back to london....how did that assassin lose him in the vents? he must have cover ever square inch of vents in all of MI6, and the man simply vanished, no matter, a bigger task was at hand..............

[Bond111]

*The plane lands, 111 rents a car, and heads for Silver Peak, Nevada*

Hmmm. I should probably call one of these agents to see what's going down.

*Dials 008*

111: 111 here. What's happening?

008: I just landed in Nevada.

111: So have I. I'm guessing 00*, and 00Kevin will be here too. We all have to get together and form a plan.

008: Right.

111: You call the other agents and tell them we must meet. See you later.

*111s car engine roars as he speeds towards Silver Peak.*

[Genrewriter]

*008 radios the others but everyobdy but 00* can be found.*

"You guys get started on a plan, we'll rendezvous at the MI6 safehouse outside Vegas. I'm going after 00*. Something is very wrong here."

*008 takes out his PDA and access the MI6 mainframe. He gets a list of aliases used by the 00-section and smiles thinly as he comes across the name Matchstick.*

"Now who are you, buddy?"

*008 clicks on the name and comes up with contact information, an address in Carson City.*

"Hmm."

*Dials 111.*

"Get the others to the safehouse and tell them to start planning. I'm going to Carson City."

111: Why?

008: I may have found an asterix.

*008 hangs up and turns the car around, heading for Carson City at top speed.*

[00Kevin]

The Taxi cab zooms down the highway.......

00Kevin is on the phone with 111 "yeah 111, I got it, I'll meet you there...."

111: "okay, see you in a few."

00Kevin hangs up "okay driver, change of plan, we're turning back...I'm ganna meet a friend and I'm ganna hitch a ride with him."

"can I still keep the 100 bucks?.......pretty please?"

*sigh*"sure..."

"EXCELLENT!"

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the taxi pulls into the pitstop......111's car is the only other one around

00Kevin hops out and heads to the car "okay driver, thanks"

"hey! you forgot to pay!"

"I gave you $100!"

"that was a tip man!"

"P*** off!"

00Kevin hops in 111's car "bloody yanks....okay, let's go"

"hahaha" 111 zooms down the empty highway





the taxi man picks up a radio transmitter "hey, they are heading for silver peak....yes....2 of them....yes...yes, I will follow them....got it...I'll report in when we get closer to silver peak." he hangs up

the taxi drives after the 2 down the long desert road...keeping a safe distance.........

[Bond111]

00Kevin: Where's 008?

111: He's gone to Carson City. He thinks he knows where 00* is.

00K: We'd better start making a plan.

111: Right. In a little while I will phone 008 to see if he has found 00* yet. 004 and 009 are already in Silver Peak. We'll meet them there. In the meantime we have put the clues together and figure out exactly where Blofeld's Cat is. Many of these clues are still quite baffling.

00K: Hopefully we will get another clue from Mr. Clue.

111: We need one now more than ever. Anyway, I will call 008 now....

[00Kevin]

00Kevin pulls out a laptop and begins researching

[Genrewriter]

*008 arrives at a small colony of houses and parks at the curb. He checks his PDA and heads for one of the houses.

He knocks on the door and waits, nothing.*

"Great."

*008 goes to the house next door and knocks. He asks for a Mister Matchstik but learns he is out of town. He thanks the woman and waits until she closes the door. He goes around to the back and picks the lock.

Inside the house, he finds a modest single man's living quarters. He notices the stove is on and frowns.*

"Right."

*008 moves towards a hall where the sound of typing can be heard. He enters a small office where a bald man types quickly.*

"Mr. Matchstik, I presume?"

*The man stiffens and whips around, knocking the gun away. 008 holds his ground and lands a solid punch to the man's gut, doubling him over. The man goes for the gun but 008 gets to it first and slams the man up against the wall, shoving the gun under his chin.*

008: Let's try that again. You Matchstik?

Matchstik: Who are you?

008: Pissed and trigger happy, give me a name.

Matchstik: Alright, I'm Oscar Matchstik. What do you want?

008: An agent, MI6. Code number 00*, you know him?

M: No.

*008 presses the gun harder*

M: Wait, yes! I know him.

008: How?

M: It's classified.

008: So is my mission which means so are you, which means I can blow your head off and noone will ever know. Now talk.

M: I'm CIA. We're old buddies.

008: Where is he.

M: I don't know. He travels under different names, all you guys do!

008: Let's see them.

*008 smiles ruthlessly.*

008: Or would you like to try what's behind door number 2?

*Later, 008 looks over a list of names with Matchstik.*

M: He could be using any of these. We could try looking around the state but...

008: I don't have time for that. I need to bring you in to update my team. If we can narrow the list down to a few names I can handle it but not until we're both safe.

M: I have a plane. I fly sometimes for recreation. Airport a few miles from here.

008: Fine then, let's move.

[Bond111]

111: Damn. It seems that 008's cell phone isn't working. Have you found anything yet?

00K: Not too much. I guess you can't really expect to come up with much about a ghost town.

111: No, I guess not. Keep looking, maybe we'll get lucky. I suppose now I should probably contact 009 & 004.

*Dials 009's number*

009: Hello?

111: 111 here.

009: Where are you?

111: Right now 00Kevin and I are heading for Silver Peak. I need to know where to find you two.

009: We're near the mountain just outside of town.

111: OK we will meet you there. Oh, and be careful.

[Genrewriter]

*008 and Matchstik arrive at the airfield and head for the hangar. Inside, Matchstik refuels the plane as 008 stands guard.*

008: So you left a care package for him, huh?

M: Yeah, he said he was planning on disappearing. Wouldn't tell me anything else.

*008 frowns at the sound of engines. He goes to the hangar doors and sees a black van in the distance.*

008: Damn it. Matchstik, get the plane ready, we got company!

*008 dials his phone quickly but gets nothing but static. He sighs in frustration and checks his gun.*

008: How we doing?

*Suddenly, shots ring out and the van blasts through the rear doors, nearly hitting the plane. Four goons get out as 008 shoots at the driver. He grabs Matchstik and they dive behind some crates.*

008: Stay here.

*008 rears up and shoots two of the goons. one of the men gets a shot off, grazing 008's side. He winces and shoots the man dead.*

*Matchstik runs for the plane as 008 fights with the lkast man. 008 trurns.*

008: No, wait!

*Suddenly, the driver of the van leans out and shoots Matchstik in the back. 008 kicks his opponenet to the ground and shoots the driver in the chest. He goes to Matchstik.*

M: The name...

008: What is it?

M: Starr...key.

*008 sighs as the manj dies. He gets into the plane and takes off. As soon as he's in the air, he begins to operate the radio*

008: Genrewriter to triple one, come in please...

*He winces in pain and sees a small bit of blood on his side.*

[00Kevin]

*sigh* "I can't find anything..founded in 1863, mine town...nothing much, there must be something I'm missing........hey, wait, what happened to....hmmmm"

00Kevin grabs his phone and eventually finds himself talking to M "hello M? yes we're almost at silver peak.....Yes I know...anyways, I was told about 2 things.....1, fish in rome all have 1 eye, also, that fax you got from one Charles Axeworthy of california, I want you to check out both locations...what's that?...you have already?..task forces, all right, I'll check in later to check their status."

he hangs up "M has indeed dispatched men to those locations, they are almost there



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california

a group of 5 MI6 agents in suits arrive at Charles Axeworthy's house in southern CA, they head to the door


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rome

another 5 MI6 agents have arrived to check out the fish


(I'll let Mr. Clue control their stories)

[Bond111]

*111's phone starts beeping*

111: Hmmm. I'm getting something from radio frequency 624.

*Extends antenna on the phone*

111: This is triple one, over.

008: I'm glad to hear from you.

111: Where are you? Did you find 00*?

008: I found a CIA agent named Matchstick. He was helping 00*. We were just about to take off in his plane when we were ambushed. He didn't make it.

111: Are you OK?

008: I have a small wound, but it is minor. Just before Matchstick died he muttered one word: Starrkey.

111: 00*'s alias?

008: I think so. Right now I am flying towards Silver Peak. I should be there in a few minutes.

111: Same here. I just contacted 009 and 004 to let them know we were coming. On another note, 00Kevin just called M and learned that she has dispersed several agents at those leads in Rome and California.

008: Great. I'll keep in touch with you, and let you know when I am about to land.

111: Alright. Talk to you later.

[Genrewriter]

*008 takes the radio off as he sees Silver Peak in the distance. He winces as the wound begins to bleed. He gegins to sweat and is having trouble keeping his head up. The plane begins to descend as 008 struggles with the controls. He sees the fuel gauge droppiong asw the ground gets closer.*

008:" Oh hell.

*008 pulls the plane up as it lands/crashes in the desert a few miles from Silver Peak. 008 looks up and passes out*

[Mr. Clue]

CLUE:

MI6 records came across this news story from a Nevada news website.


British Climber Found Dead At Foot Of Alcatraz Island

ALCATRAZ ISLAND, NEVADA – Nevada State Police report that the body of a climber was found at the foot of Alcatraz Island, a 4000 foot peak southeast of Silver Peak, Nevada that shares it's name with the famous California prison.

"The body was in bad shape. The man must have fell from quite a distance." Officer Greg Alstead said to the press. "It appears the man was climbing alone when something went wrong and he was no longer able to hold on." The safety line pulled free of the rock, Alstead added. "We are still investigating as there are some possible signs of fowl play, but overall it appears that it just was not this man's day."

The climber's identity is being withheld until next of kin can be notified.


CLUE:

A request has come in to Scotland Yard from the Nevada State Police in the United States to help find any relatives of a British citizen named Alexander Carleton Starrky.

[00Kevin]

00Kevin receives an email from MI6, it contains everything from the above post

"111, check this out....something is wrong...." 00Kevin shows 111 the info


"Dead God...they're picking us off...we have to act, NOW!"

"yeah....BTW, did you notice that......."

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Taxi cab behind them

the cab speeds forward

approaching some big rocks over a hill

the MI6 agents had dissapeared over the hill awhile ago...he was almost over...........


over

hey wait....where did they go?

he could see at least 5 miles ahead, and there was no sign of them anywhere

he kept going though...past one of the rocks


CRASH!

111's car speeds from behind the rock and slamms into the taxi, trapping it in a group of rocks

00Kevin gets out with his gun "come out now! You don't have anywhere to go!"

the man grins and hits a switch, locking the doors

"fine" 00Kevin fires 3 shots BAM BAM BAM into the window..........it does not break

the taxi man chuckles to himself

00Kevin steps up, and using a special ring gadget (as seen in DAD) he breaks the glass and yanks the man out of the car...and throughs him on the ground

"right....now where is the cat?"

"I don't know what you mean!"

00Kevin kicks him hard in the face "WHERE IS HE?!?!?!?!"

111 gets out to back up 00Kevin

"he is in the base on the mountain!"

"take us there!"

"never!" the man pulls out a gun from his pocket








BAM!

[00Kevin]

The Taxi Driver Radios the base "hello base?"

"yes?"

"It's me, I took care of the 2 agents, they won't be bothering you."

"good, well done."

"hey, is the uhhh, is the cat there?"

"yes, the cat is here..why?"

the taxi driver pauses...hesitate "just curious....I'll see you guys next week."

he hangs up

00Kevin: "Bravo my good man, you have just stayed alive."

00Kevin puts the man in the car, and restraints him so he can't budge, he and 111 then get in

taxi driver: "did you have to nip my finger with that shot?"

"hahaha....let's go..."

the car speeds off down the road

[00Kevin]

(hey clue...can you tell us what happened with the MI6 agents in CA and Rome???)

[Xenobia]

*Xen reads of 00*'s passing, and crumples the paper up. She turns and re-enters the mountain gear store she had just been in.*

X: I need to know if a man came in this way. He probably rented equipment.

Salesclerk: Name?

X: Bond...Ja...Andrew Bond.

S: Yeah, he rented some stuff.

X: When?

S: Two days ago.

X: Six feet tall, dark hair, curled bang and the widow's peak?

S: Bright blues eyes?

*Xen nods*

S: Yup. That's him. British?

X: Yes. Thanks.

*Xen leaves store and texts HQ*

Bond, under father's name rented equipment. Gets me to thinking that the DNA found in the condom is either cloned blood from the father or Bond himself...cloned blood that isn't quite right.

Cat's messing with us.

Still no sign of 003 or O'Keefe.

End transmission.

-- Xenobia

PS: And for the record, I didn't deliberately delete anything...in fact I am not sure I deleted anything at all.

[Genrewriter]

*008 tightens a thick strip of cloth from his jacket around his wound. He pulls his undershirt over it and staggers out of the plane. He looks up and sees a small plume of smoke coming from a mountain. He heads for it, loading his gun.*

[Bond111]

111: C'mon, we have to get to the mountain to find 009 and 004. I'll try 008 again. It seems to have been an abnormally long time since I heard from him.

*Switches phone to channel 624*

111: Triple one to double-o eight, over.

*Dead silence*

111: This is triple one to double-o eight. Come in, over.

*Silence continues. 111 turns off phone.*

111: Not good. Where can he be?

00K: Hey, I see something big down the road!

*111 steps on the gas pedal and zooms towards the smoking object. As they get closer they see a small plane with wings bent and smoke emiting from the engine.*

111: Damnit!

*The car comes to a screeching halt in front of the plane.*

111: You stay here and watch the taxi driver.

00K: OK

*111 gets out and inspects the plane. He immediately returns to the car.*

111: He's not there!

00K: Where' could he have gone?

111: I don't know, but look over there past the mountain. More smoke. I wonder what it's coming from. Alright, first we must find 008. He can't be very far. Then we must get together with 009 and 004, I fear they might be the next victims.

*They speed away in search of 008*

[00Kevin]

the car speeds down the way towards the mountain

[Genrewriter]

*008 gets to the road and finds the remains of the car. He stops as he hears a car approaching. ?Suddenly, his ODA begins to beep. He looks at it and gets a message from 002 reporting 00*'s death.*

008: Damn it!

*008 looks up as the car approaches, rather faster than one would expect. A gunman leans out the passneger side window but 008 takes him out with a shot to the chest that causes him to fall out. The car screeches to a halt and 008 approaches, coldly shooting the driver in the head. He removes the bodies and speeds off in the car.*

[00Kevin]

well, by common RPG rules, my post stands, but I will change it for you this once....

[Bond111]

00K: There's a car up ahead!

111: You're right. Do you think it is 008?

00K: Possibly.

*111 revs the car up to full speed, and approaches the car fast. 008 speeds up.*

00K: What's he doing?

111: He probably thinks we're about to kill him.

*Just then two shots are fired at 111.*

111: Kevin, send him a quick message to his PDA.....if it still works.

00K: Done.

*A couple minutes later 008 slows down. The two cars stop alongside each other, windows down.*

008: Sorry about that, can't be too careful around this place.

111: That's OK. Glad to see you're alive in the first place. What happened to the plane?

008: I passed out just as I was about to land.

111: Alright, I suppose it's just as well that we bring two cars. We MUST find 009 and 004. Their lives are in our hands.

*The two cars once again speed toward the now ominous mountain.*

[00Kevin]

00Kevins leans out "hey.....can you tell me how to get to madison square gardens?"

"no, I can't"

"sucks to be you!"

"were are we headed?"

"madison square gardens"

"KEV!"

"the base is on the top of the mountain."

"okay."

"you know, this feels like american grafetti! HAW!!!!!" *he car speeds off as rock around the clock is played*

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by JoyceCarrington
*as they start walking around*

009: Have you thought about the possibility of this being a trap? Or what if this is a trick to lure us away from MI6? Shouldn't we at least keep one agent there to keep an eye on things?

Not only had that thought occurred to me....it is interesting that the ENTIRE 00 xection is being diverted to THIS location.

I wonder.....

.....what is the farthest place on Earth from Silver Peak, Nevada?

009 looks at 004 pause for a mement.

Oh, neverming. I'll be fine. I'm too much of a stubborn bastard to fall down sober.

009 lets a small smile escape.

We're almost there. No point in turning back just yet.

Worst case, I have a few friends that I can get an SR-71 to get us back in very short order.

009; YOU"VE flown an SR-71??

004 looks at 009.

004, dead serious: Oh, Yeah. I most certainly have. Incredible machine.

009; "My."

004; Don't worry. They seat two.

009 quickly turns to look at 004

004 nods. Oh, yes.

009's eyes go a little wide.

004

[Joyce Carrington]

So they've killed 00*... Whoever goes up that mountain, shouldn't go alone.