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[Genrewriter]

Hey, as long you're not losing arguments with yourself it's all good.

[Xenobia]

Oh.

So losing arguments with yourself is bad?

Hmmmmm.....

-- Xenobia

[Genrewriter]

Care to share something with the rest of the class, Xen?

[Xenobia]

No, but my alter ego Arroz con Pollo might.



-- Xenobia

[Genrewriter]

Hmm, I heard he was a bit of a chicken.

[Joyce Carrington]

Oh my God, you guys have alter ego's too???

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by Xenobia
Oh.

So losing arguments with yourself is bad?

Hmmmmm.....

-- Xenobia

Have that happen a lot, do you?

Pity.

[Genrewriter]

--Real World Interlude: Xen-Matt's been trying to send you a pm. Might want to clean it out a bit. --

Yes, Joyce. My alter ego is exactly like me, just a bit taller.

[Xenobia]

Arroz: Idiot! You let the PM box get full.

Xen: What do you want! I am too busy saving the world!

Barbara: Hang on, I'll fix it. (cleans PM box) All tidy now. Thanks!

-- Xenobia

[Matt O'S oo4]

How do I get out of this chicken outfit?

004

[Joyce Carrington]

Try kicking her.

009

[Genrewriter]

Try showing yourself a picture of Col. Sanders, Matt.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Sorry, never made the rank a colonel.

Wing commander was as far as I got.

Ah, well.

004

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by JoyceCarrington
 

004: See you at lunch.

*he closes the door behind him*

Knicks on 009's door.

Lunch time already.

So....shall we?

[Joyce Carrington]

009: It depends...

004: On what?

009: Will there be Scotch?

[Matt O'S oo4]

How dare you ask me such a questio!!!

A lady such as yourself.

After all!

I mean - really!

OF COURSE, THERE WILL BE SCOTCH.

004 grabs 009 and kisses her deeply.

Shall we?

[Joyce Carrington]

Lead the way.

*smiles*

Thank God for the Scotch.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Having a bad day, are we?

Not to worry, love of my life.

I will take care of you.

very good care.

Espceially after lunch.

Any food of preference?

[Joyce Carrington]

Uh yeah... Scotch...

then more Sccotch...

Scotch...

and Scotch for dessert....

[Matt O'S oo4]

*004 gently grabs her by the arm and pulls 009 toward him. He looks into her eyes.*

I love you very, very much, my dear lady Joyce.

I am going to marry you.

But under NO circumstances am I going to allow you to out-drink me.

It just isn't cricket, you know.

*Kisses her gently.*

Besides - all we accomplish after we have a scotch fest is another dozen hours in Bryces bathroom...... (Matts voice trails off and that familiar eye sparkle is exchanged).

Ah.

I see.

Uh.

*Joyce's eyes do not break contact and her smile begins to grow into a full grin. Matt begins to mirror that smile.*

004: (A tad loud) You like blended, RIGHT?

009: RiGHT.

004: OKAY!

009: GREAT!

004: (softly) Shall we?

009: (softly, she moves even closer to him) Yes, I am sure of it.

*Slight pause*

They both run to the exit.

[Joyce Carrington]

*009 arrives at the car first*

009: HA! I won! I won! And I didn't even cheat!

*004 looks at her*

009: Ahem. I uh... I know this wasn't a race.

004: Shall we?

009: Drive.

*they jump into the car*

[Matt O'S oo4]

Matt starts the car.

Shall we leave the usual way or *he looke at her* in a more unique manner?

[Joyce Carrington]

009: Every moment is unique with you around.

*smiles*

009: But if you're saying you want to fly this car then: HELL YEAH!

[Matt O'S oo4]

Lets leave the garage first, my dear.

004 throws the car into reverse, looks into his rear-view mirror and almost leaps the car out of its parking stall.

009: What about going forward?

004: What about it?

004 leaves the garage in a screaming BMW in REVERSE. At the entrance, pulls a fast J-Turn, get the car in the clear and rockets it skyward.

So....where would you like to eat?

[Joyce Carrington]

Hmmm... how about a picnic... at the beach? or somewhere on a mountain?

Your choice.

Of couurse.

[Matt O'S oo4]

A picnic??

Guess we'd better get a few supplies...unless...

Did you already pack one???

[Joyce Carrington]

*smiles*

*gets big suitcase and puts it on her lap*

*opens it*

*shows him Scotch, Scotch and more Scotch - caviar, champagne, cherries - and more supplies*

That enough for you?

[Matt O'S oo4]

Mountains it is.

Normally, I'd take you to the beach. If nothing else, but to get you into you bikini again...but as we're flying...let's keep the witnesses to a flying car to a bare minimum.

Unless you'd rather go to the beach...I could always land, you know...

[Joyce Carrington]

Mountain's fine.

Better not too high though.

Cold - thin air - not much fun.

How about... France? Switzerland? Some nice alp?

Know any?

[Matt O'S oo4]

004 looks at her and smiles broadly.

Several.

He turns the car hard over and opens it up.

We'll be there in about....20 minutes.

So...(turns on some soft music) what would you like to do in the meantime?