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[Bryce (003)]

The 2000 mark was posts in this thread alone...Not my own personal count.

006 got the first one of Q's shaving cream guns....it blew up in his face....

*double checks design of said weapon*

Hmmmm...interesting flaw...Hmmm....

*emails findings to 004*

006's voice sounds from hallway.

006: (VO) Hey 008. That's pretty cool looking....Wait! I know, it's one of tho---

*THWAP!....fizzle*

006: (VO-muffled) My eyes! My eyes!

008: (VO) Sorry about that.....(under breath) no...I'm really not....Cool.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Good thing 006's health coverage is top-notch.

004

[Joyce Carrington]

Originally posted by Matt O'S. (oo4)
Good thing 006's health coverage is top-notch.

004

WELL...

Um... never mind.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by JoyceCarrington


WELL...

Um... never mind.

You were about to say something.......???

Are you okay?

004

[Joyce Carrington]

*whispers in his ear*

I may have.. uh... ACCIDENTALLY... destroyed some of his paperwork...

[Genrewriter]

*008 goes into the infirmary where 006 lies with bandages over his eyes.*

008: Hey, buddy. Sorry about that. You need anything?

*006 looks around.*

006: coffee, I'd love a cup of coffee.

008: I thought you'd be in the mood for it.

*008 holds up a thermos and pours the contents into a cup.*

006: There' non-dairy creamer in that, right?

008: Oh yes, I put lots in. Here you go.

*008 hands the cup to 006 and exits. He heads for 003's office.*

003: Hey, G.

008: Evening.

003: Seen my supply of Nuke-O-Lax anywhere?

*Suddenly, a loud crash is heard and 006 smashes into the wall as he runs for the bathroom.*

008: Nope, haven't seen it.

[Matt O'S oo4]

Originally posted by JoyceCarrington
*whispers in his ear*

I may have.. uh... ACCIDENTALLY... destroyed some of his paperwork...

Give her a soft kiss. I didn't hear a thing you just said.

Scotch?

004

[Joyce Carrington]

Yes please!

[Matt O'S oo4]

004 pours her glass to three and a half fingers.

Straw?

[Joyce Carrington]

*knocks back the drink*

Straw? What?

[Bryce (003)]

*Bryce sticks his head in 004's office*

Pardon Me...I see you're drinking scotch...May I?

*big cheesy grin as he holds up liter bottle of Glenmorangie 15 - Sherry Wood Finish*

[Joyce Carrington]

*009 jumps into 003's arms*

I LOVE YOU!

*grabs the Glenmorangie*

[Matt O'S oo4]

Fills 009's glass again.

Looking at 003: Yes have some.

[Genrewriter]

*008 walks into his opffice as 006 steps out of the bathroom, bumping into the wall again. He takes out his gun and begins to clean it as Dr. Warmflash enters.*

W: Lunch?

008: I had it already, but I seem to have missed dessert. Drink?

W: Yes, I do.

*008 frowns slightly, then closes the office door.*

[Bryce (003)]

*the scotch starts flowing*

*a few hours pass with much laughter*

*009 sits with her glass as Bryce continues telling her the story*

003: ...(continuing)...So Matt & I get to the beach and manage to hold off about 20 of these goon but....the sub's gone...I look at him (gestures to 004) and we both say "We had a car waiting"...Mr. Jones had decided otherwise....

[Joyce Carrington]

009: Yeah, yeah... pass me some more Scotch...

*grabs bottle and drops unconscious*

[Genrewriter]

*008 exits his office, adjusting his tie. He heads for 004's office and enters as 004 is pouring another glass.*

008: Thanks, I was looking for something like that.

*004 smiles wryly and pours a second glass as 008 takes his glass and sits.*

[Matt O'S oo4]

With 009 lying across 004 in 003's office, 008 is drinking out of 004's glass so 004 had to grab another of 003's glasses and pour some more scotch in 004's new glass, 009 begins to snore slightly and 003 and 008 snicker at 004 because of 009's unconsious state, who is now trying to rouse 009 due to 003 and 008's snickering.

*Deep breath*

So....wheres the ice?

[Xenobia]

008: I don't know. Xenobia is still at lunch I think.

*003 and 004 say OOOOOH together*

003: That was cruel...

004: Cruel but true...

003: As true as a man should be to his scotch...

008: If Scotch was a woman, she'd have no reason to complain.

*009 snores even louder*

003: Yes Matt, you made the right choice.

-- Xenobia

[Matt O'S oo4]

Perhaps I need to get her where she'll be more comfortable.

Sigh.

004: Dear lady that she is...

009: SNNNOOOOORRRREEEE!

004: Ahem, uh, right. No problem. Excuse me gents. I'll be right back!

004 carries 009 to where she can be more confortable. After removing her shoes, 004 places her on his office sofa for the moment and covers her with a small throw.

*kissing her on the forehead*

Rest my love. Back soon.

[Joyce Carrington]

*wakes up*

Well, that was...

*headache kicks in*

AAARGGHH!

*slowly gets up from sofa*

Water... water...

*notices bottle of Scotch on desk*

Oh, that's even better.

*takes bottle and drinks*

Oh, this is... YUCK! What is this stuff? Oh.. do I want to know? I hope it wasn't meant for 006.

*gets very worried*

[Matt O'S oo4]

Hearing Joyce yelling YUCK for just across the hall.

Excuse me, gents, I think she's calling my name.

004, Looking in his office and finding Joyce with the bottle in her hand.

Ahem. Just WHAT do you think you are doing, yound lady? Hmmmm? A bottle of brandy shouldn't be drenk right out of the bottle - it isn't ettiquette - unless your aboard ship and have sank your first destroyer. So Bond tells me.

Give me that and let me get you something for the headache I am sure your going to be experiencing - if your not aleady.

Kneels down beside her, gently taking the bottle away and placing it on his desk. Never taking his eyes off her.

*Softly* Are you okay?

[Joyce Carrington]

PLEASE tell me that wasn't the Lax-O-Brandy Bryce had planned for 006!

*freaks out*

[Matt O'S oo4]

OKAY: that wasn't the Lax-O-Brandy Bryce had planned for 006.

Happy?

By her expression, she isn't. 004 hands her a glass of water and a pair of green pills.

Take these, they'll make you feel much better.

You'll be fine. Besides the Nuke-O-Lax is tasteless. You wouldn't have noticed it, if it WAS in the brandy. Whcih it wasn't. At least, WE didn't tamper with it.

Go on, take them. And drink ALL of that water. I get you another glass when your finished with it. You can't afford to get dehydrated.

*Smiles* Please?

[Joyce Carrington]

*takes pills and drinks the whole glass*

009: Oh, that was difficult. I haven't drank water since...

*thinks for a long time*

004: I know. It was before the dinosaurs were here.

009: I need some air.

*opens window*

[Matt O'S oo4]

You need some more water as well. Don't worry. It wont kill you. Not today.

Here. 004 hands her another cold glass full.

[Joyce Carrington]

009: Thanks. *drinks the glass* Oh, this is just... too healthy.

004: I know, quite shocking, isn't it?

*009 sighs*

009: I think I'll go back to work now. Or... you know, just play solitaire on my computer.

004: But of course.

*009 sighs*

004: Will you be alright?

009: Yup. Run along.

004: See you at lunch.

*he closes the door behind him*

[Matt O'S oo4]

I love that woman.

I must be out of my mind.

What in the hell does she see in me?

Maybe we're both crazy.

Sounds good to me.

[Xenobia]

It's amazing what can be solved by talking to one's self.

-- Lady X

[Matt O'S oo4]

Just as long as I agree - hey - everythning is great.

but there was the one time..

Shut uuuup.

*Smile*

What?