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[AMC Hornet]

Metz: "Who are you? What do you want?"

 

Bond: "Klaus Hergeshiemer, G section. Just checking radiation shields."

 

Metz: "Klaus Hergeshiemer has been working here for three years. Guards!"

[AMC Hornet]

RN officer: "That's where she is. ln this group of small islands."

 

M: "That's all we need - red Chinese waters."

 

Bond: "We could stray inadvertently into them, sir. l could fly low under their radar screen."

 

M: "Absolutely out of the question. lf the PM gets to hear of this, he'll hang me from the yardarm."

 

Bond: "Officially you won't know a thing about it, sir."

 

M: "I'm not risking you or an aircraft just to rescue that cloth-eared bint, Goodnight."

 

Bond: "I haven't bonked her yet, sir."

 

M: "What about Hip's nieces?"

 

Bond: "A bit on the young side, sir."

M: "I didn't think that would bother you."

 

Bond: "Perhaps if they were ice skaters..."

[The Dove]

Bond (at a posh casino): " Vodka martini...shaken, not stirred..."

 

Barman: " Certainly sir...May I see your I.D? "

 

Bond: *pulls out his Walther PPK* "Here is my I.D. right here!! "

 

Barman: *presses the silent alarm and the bulletproof shield behind the bar slams down*

 

Bond: "Damn!! Guess I'll have to hit the local pub then!! "

[Double-Oh Agent]

LUCIA: "If you don't leave now, we'll die together."

 

BOND: "I can't think of a better way to go."

[AMC Hornet]

M: "I'll have to do what he says."

Bond: "Before you do that sir, have Q do an analysis of this. I took it from the laboratory. Tell him to exercise caution - It is lethal."

M: "Doesn't look dangerous to me. (pop) Sniff sniff..."

Italy: AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

[DaveBond21]

From the same movie:-

 

"Balls, Q?"

 

"Bolas, 007....Good, Have that ready for army day"

 

"Q, do you realise that if I don't get to Drax in the next few hours, you and everyone else on Earth will be dead. Please can you help me instead of making these silly gadgets!"

[The Dove]

Bond: "Is she pretty?? "

 

Tiger: " Hah...She has a face like a pig!"

 

(later, Kissy Suzuki appears at the wedding)

 

Bond: " Damn Tiger! You must give me the name of your oculist...I think its time you get some glasses!! "

[AMC Hornet]

Bond: "I can protect you."

 

Madeleine: "With your track record? I'll take my chances with Spectre!"

[DaveBond21]

"Well my name's Eve. Eve Moneypenny".

 

"You're not doing it right - it's surname, first name then surname again..."

 

 

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[AMC Hornet]

Bond: "How's the water, miss...?"

 

Naked girl in Hai Fat's pool: "Chew Me."

 

Bond: "Really?!"

 

Chew Me: "Why don't you come in and..."

 

Splash!

[AMC Hornet]

Felix: "I don't know why you want to travel this way. What the hell can the two of you do on the train for 16 hours?"

 

Bond: "First order of business will be to get that hideous thing off Solitaire's head. Seriously, a matching hat and jacket? Who do you think you are, Diana Rigg?!"

 

 

 

Timothy Dalton in AVTAK:

 

Bond: "I thought you might like to join the party. By the way, my name is James St. John-Smythe. I'm English."

 

Stacey: "Hmph. I never would have guessed."

 

Bond: "Really?"

 

Stacey: "You sound more Welsh to me."

 

Bond: "You should 'ear Desmond Hchhllewelyn when 'e's at 'ome."

 

 

 

Timothy Dalton in Casino Royale:

 

LeChiffre: "Miss Lynd will give me the account number, if she hasn't already. So all I need from you is the password."

 

Bond: "You'll get nowt from me."

 

LeChiffre: "And you'll get 'knout' from me!"

 

Whack!

[glidrose]

Timothy Dalton in AVTAK:
 
Bond: "I thought you might like to join the party. By the way, my name is James St. John-Smythe. I'm English."
 
Stacey: "Hmph. I never would have guessed."
 
Bond: "Really?"
 
Stacey: "You sound more Welsh to me."

Midlands, not Welsh. See here http://debrief.comma...t/#entry1279582

[AMC Hornet]

Stacey: "You sound more Welsh to me."

 

Have you seen Steve Coogan in 'Never Say Alan Again'? Apparently Welsh is funnier than midlands.

[glidrose]

Stacey: "You sound more Welsh to me."

Yes, I saw "sound". Problem is Dalton doesn't sound Welsh at all. As I said in that other thread, compare his accent to Monty Python's Terry Jones who, like Dalton, was born in the same town - Colwyn Bay. Whereas you yourself in that other thread mentioned how much the two Tims - Dalton and Curry sound alike.

Sorry, couldn't let this pass even tho' I've derailed the point of the thread, viz "What could the next line have been?"

[AMC Hornet]

And 'nowt' is more Yorkshire.

 

If Connery had been in Octopussy, he would've had to say something other than "sit!" to the tiger to get past the censors of 1983.

[AMC Hornet]

Ms.Fearing: "I doubt you got your reputation on a diet of wild rice. So: lentil delight, dandelion salad - goat's cheese."

 

Bond: "Big Mac, chicken McNuggets, shamrock shake, fries - supersized."

[glidrose]

And 'nowt' is more Yorkshire.
 
If Connery had been in Octopussy, he would've had to say something other than "sit!" to the tiger to get past the censors of 1983.

Unlikely: J.W. Pepper in LALD & TMWTGG. And the foul-mouthed American cop in AVTAK - either "Oh S***!" or "Holy S***!". Yes, I know, you're joking and that I needn't take you so literally.

[AMC Hornet]

Bond: "Now start losing, Goldfinger. Shall we say $10,000? No, let's be generous - let's make it 15.000."

 

Jill: "May I see?"

 

Bond: "Good idea, you speaking up like that - now when old Auric comes seeking revenge, he can start with you instead of me."

[The Dove]

Bond: "Do you know any other bird calls, Frans?? "

 

Oberhauser (Blofeld): " No....but I know how to do the Chicken Dance..*starts singing and dancing around to said Chicken Dance*

[AMC Hornet]

(Mustang drives into dead-end alley off Fremont Street, followed by LVPD Sherrif)

 

Bond: "Lean over!"

Tiffany Case: "What are you doing to my car?!"

[The Dove]

M: "This is an official question...Mexico City...what were you doing there?!!"

 

Bond: " Studying the culture and customs of the Day of The Dead festival and looking to join a mariachi band..."

[DaveBond21]

Bond walks up to Blofeld behind the glass in SPECTRE.

 

Bond - "Ha, you lost an eye in the explosion! Now you're halfway to knowing how Signor Guerra felt! How odd!! Ha ha ha ha ha" 

 

Blofeld - "Stop laughing! I'm meant to be the author of YOUR pain!!!" 

 

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[The Dove]

(time to revive this..)

 

SPECTRE #4: "5...4...3..2..1...0...IGNITION!"

 

*nothing happens*

 

SPECTRE #4: " I said to connect the ignitor cable!! "

 

*Japanese rocket tech quickly plugs cable into what he thinks is the proper socket*

 

SPECTRE #4: " And again..IGNITION!!"

 

* KABOOM!! * the rocket explodes which ends up setting off the volcano and everyone dies..end of film!

[Eskyfall]

Carver: "Ladies and gentlemen, hold the presses, this JUST in. There seems to be a small crisis brewing in the South China Sea. I want newspaper stories, I want magazine articles. I want book, I want films, I want TV, I want radio, I want us on the air 24 hours a day. This is our moment. And a billion people around this world, will see it, hear it, and read about it from the Carver media group. There's no news like FAKE NEWS."

[AMC Hornet]

Waiter at Eiffel Tower: "Qu'est-ce qu'il y a, M'suir?"

Bond: "There's a fly in his soup."

Bond chases May Day up the tower. May Day base-jumps. Bond walks back down the stairs to the elevator.

Later:

M: "You let the killer get away?!"

Bond: "The Minister said this investigation was to be conducted discreetly. What did you want me to do, jump onto the roof a descending elevator and chase the killer down the Seine in a stolen taxi or something?"

M: "Fair enough..."

Bond (sotto voce): "Bloody Monday morning quarterbacks!"

[DaveBond21]

Minister of Defence:- "Max Zorin? Impossible! He's a leading French industrialist. A staunch anti-communist with influential friends in the government"

 

Bond:- "With due respect, Minister, you were wrong about Drax"

 

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[AMC Hornet]

(I've always thought that every time I watch that scene!)