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[AMC Hornet]

Sorry, that's supposed to be "What Could the Next Line Have Been" but I don't know how to edit a thread title. Perhaps a mod could fix it.

Anyway, this is an off-shoot of the "Things Bond wouldn't say" game.

For example:

Holly: "Come on, Mr. Bond - a seventy-year-old can take three Gs."

Bond: "The problem is there's never a seventy-year-old around when you need one."

Holly: "Well, there's you."


It's open season - have at 'er.

Edited by Vauxhall, 08 June 2015 - 11:57 PM.

[thecasinoroyale]

Trevelyan: "Taste's like...strawberries."

 

Bond: "I wouldn't know."

 

Trevelyan: "I would!"

 

Bond: "Ah, but I DO know your Xenia is like a wild gooseberry. A little tart, but full of flavour."

[seawolfnyy]

M: "You killed a man in Bregenz."

 

Bond: "I did my best not to."

 

M: "You shot him and threw him off a roof. I'd hardly call that restrait."

 

Bond: "But it wasn't me! It was them! Wahhhhhhh!"

[AMC Hornet]

That's the idea.

 

Elektra: "You knew all the time he was out there, coming for me...and you lied. You used me. You used me as bait. And you made love to me. What? To pass the time as you waited for him to strike?"

 

Bond: "How true. Cocktail?"

[AMC Hornet]

Bond: "Don't they have showers at the ice rink? How did you get in here?"

 

Bibi: "One of the porters is a fan. He'll do anything for me - and I'll do anything for you."

 

Bond: "Right, move over then..."

[Call Billy Bob]

Bond: "There's only one problem. I have no swimming trunks."

 

Chew Mee: "Neither have I!"

 

Bond: "I sure hope you showered before you jumped in..."

[The Dove]

Bond: " I know a great resturant in Karachi! We can just make dinner..."

 

Drive-Thru voice: "Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order please? "

[seawolfnyy]

Tanaka: "Perhaps, you'd like a Vodka Martini?"

 

Bond: "Oh no, I like Sake...."

 

Bond: (Smells) "Oh, this Sake smells likes sh*t!"

[AMC Hornet]

Bond: "Moneypenny, you know there never has been - and never will be - anyone but you."

 

MP: "Oh James, you're so full of sh*t it's a wonder you're eyes aren't still brown!"

[Call Billy Bob]

M: "I f'ed this up, didn't I?"

 

 

Bond: "Language, M!"

[thecasinoroyale]

Jaws: "Well. Here's to us."

 

Dolly: "Us? What do you mean "us"? There is no "us"! I work for British Intelligence and this has been an undercover operation alongside my contact James Bond to honeytrap you into switching over to our side. Now....speak, or you'll never leave this station alive with me in the escape pod...!"

[The Dove]

Alec: "Closing time James!! Last call!!"

 

Bond: "Buy me pint!!"

 

Alec: " Would you prefer a bitter or lager?...How about some crisps or peanuts to go with it? "

[Call Billy Bob]

Scaramanga: "Nick Nack! Tabasco!"

 

Nick Nack: "Right away, Monsieur Scaramanga."

 

(Motions to Rodney to come inside)

 

Nick Nack: "Ungrateful swine, he is..."

[seawolfnyy]

Bond: (inserts the cassette into Tiffany's panties) "Bitch, your problems are all behind you now."

 

Tiffany: (slaps Bond)

[The Dove]

Felix Leiter: "Now you're sure you've got the ring?"

 

Bond: *frantically searching his pockets* " Oh damn, I forgot it!! Quick, turn the limo around find the nearest pawn shop!! "

[Call Billy Bob]

Bond: "Do you expect me to talk?"

 

Goldfinger: "Yes, Mr. Bond. This is your tryout for my debate team."

[glidrose]

If it's 69 you were expecting me.

 

No, it's 99 and I've got Grace Jones's strap-on, so bend over James.

[seawolfnyy]

Bond: "All right, I'll be there in uh...in an hour."

 

Moneypenny: "Make that 30 minutes."

 

Bond: "You expect me to make it all the way from Oxford to London in 30 minutes!?"

[Call Billy Bob]

Bond: "The writing's on the wall?"

 

Q: "Along with the rest of him!"

 

Bond: (pause) "NEVER do that again..."

[AMC Hornet]

"How did it happen?"

 

"I believe they were on the way to a funeral."

 

"No sh*t, Sherlock!"

[The Dove]

Bond: "Vodka martini...Shaken, not stirred!"

 

Barman: " Sorry sir, our liquor license has expired and we are not allowed to serve alcohol at the moment.."

[Call Billy Bob]

"Freelance": "You're hurting me!"

 

Quarrel: "You can't mean it."

 

"Freelance": "Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!"

[seawolfnyy]

Bond: "You must be working for the East."

 

Dr. No: "East, West, just points on a compass. Each as stupid as the other. I work for the North. The King of the North! The King of the North!"

[The Dove]

Kamal Khan: "Spend the money quickly, Mr. Bond!"

 

Bond *at a poker table*: " 14 million, 5 hundred thousand, all in! "  (and we all know what happens next!! )

[Call Billy Bob]

Natalya: "What else do you call your bottom?"

 

Bond: "Rear, buttocks, backside, seat, derriere, rump, buns... take your pick, darling."

[seawolfnyy]

Bond: "Did you just call me a horse's ass?"

 

Kara: "Of course, you idiot!"

[AdaShelby]

007: "Vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred."

 

Barman: "Can I see your I.D?"

Edited by AdaShelby, 20 November 2014 - 09:43 PM.

[Call Billy Bob]

Bond: "That's détente, comrade. You don't have it. I don't have it."

 

Gogol: "I still had to ride to this godforsaken rock in a damn helicopter!"

[Bourbon Woman]

Bond: "Relax, I have a friend named Felix who can fix anything."

 

Tiffany: "Is he married?"

 

Bond: "He will be. But that's a long time from now." 

[AMC Hornet]

Hip: "I'll drop the girls, come back and hand around."

Bond: "I have a better idea: why don't you leave the girls here and bugger off for a couple of hours..."