Mmmm - that doesn't sound very nice Mr Grumpy-Puss. What's the matter? Are you upset by something or is it just hormonal?http://www.gossipcop..._medium=twitter
Source:
Reports in British papers today claim James Bond Daniel Craig has secretly wed girlfriend Satsuki Mitchell.
The two, who have dated for several years, were spotted in California wearing new bands on their ring fingers. According to a source for Daily Mail, “We all suspect they have got married. He has always said Satsuki is the one but he didn’t want a big showbiz wedding, that would be his worst nightmare, adding, “He’s very private.”
And, Gossip Cop can report, still unmarried.
A source close to Craig assures Gossip Cop the actor and Mitchell are “not married.” We’re told the rings represent the long-time couple’s commitment to each other, but not any new official or legal status.
Sure, what's so strange? I once gave a girlfriend of mine a ring. It didn't mean we were married but I wanted to show her how strongly I felt. She promised me that she would always be mine. We were both 8 at the time! Haven't a clue where she is now !
And in five more years you shall bump into one another and be instantly infatuated and ten years later she'll realize who, exactly, you are. End of.
Did that really come across as evil? I was just joking you'll bump into each other, get married, and later down the line she'll realize you made that pact way back and you'll live happily ever after. Mi bad. And it occurs to me this comes across as much more jerk-y than intended as well. I'm just going to shut up now.