Posted 22 October 2008 - 11:26 AM
Willard Whyte has a surprise last minute rival in the Presidential stakes - and one outside the Bond camp.
The following is a Neuters Press Release (dated 22nd October)...
" VOTE ERIC LASSARD AS OUR NEXT PRESIDENT!
Are you tired of political spin and voter apathy?
Can you see exactly what is going on at The White House?
Do you think your leader needs some real security experience and an awareness of policing our streets?
Do you want a free goldfish?
If you said yes to any of the above then add your support to LASSARD '08 - the only way we can save America from itself.
Since 1984, Commandant Eric Lassard has shone as a civic minded man steeped in the local politics, crime fighting and getting everyone (be it the punk or the nerd) back in training. A long-time advocate of allowing citizens to police themselves, Eric Lassard will no longer let criminally minded bit-part actors lay seige to our cities, schools and golf courses.
Eric Lassard has not only reached out to the community and involved them in policing their streets, he has travelled abroad, taught the Miami police a thing or two and understands the challenges posed by Russia.
A staunch supporter of gay rights (Lassard has already guaranteed a Blue Oyster bar for every city), Lassard is also not afraid to elect a woman as his running mate and VP ticket. Officer Deborah Callahan has vast assets she is willing to put on the debating table. She is a fierce campaigner for more women in municipal employment, takes the role of VP very, very, very seriously and has already promised wet t-shirt training for all like minded women.
"This is a very, very, very, very good day for America" - Eric Lassard"
END OF PRESS RELEASE.