WHYTE 'O8
#1
Posted 08 September 2008 - 03:43 PM
He supports big business, gambling, call-girls named after their fathers and women that kick butt. He has had experience of running a big city (Las Vegas) and is a staunch supporter of Californian politics.
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Whilst his manifesto is far from clear, Candidate Whyte promises to rid the world of the "terror-wrists" (especially that old fraud, Saxby who has already "been fired"), he refuses to use and reference the Bible (because his has a recording device hidden inside) and he wants to kickstart America's Space Race ambitions (but is so far not answering questions from NASA as to where a missing Moon Buggy is purported to be).
#2
Posted 08 September 2008 - 04:18 PM
#3
Posted 08 September 2008 - 04:37 PM
At least they would both have big business in California behind them.
#4
Posted 08 September 2008 - 05:07 PM
#5
Posted 08 September 2008 - 05:10 PM
At least they would both have big business in California behind them.
Yup. What’s left of it anyway.
#6
Posted 08 September 2008 - 06:18 PM
#7
Posted 08 September 2008 - 07:19 PM
Everyone knows the Kananga/Big ticket is the way to go, they've already swept the New York and Louisiana primaries, and their "free prescriptions" policy is sure to be a winner!
#8
Posted 08 September 2008 - 07:24 PM
Racists, all of you!
Everyone knows the Kananga/Big ticket is the way to go, they've already swept the New York and Louisiana primaries, and their "free prescriptions" policy is sure to be a winner!
Hmm, good point - and you really get the feeling that they think as one.
#9
Posted 08 September 2008 - 07:26 PM
#10
Posted 08 September 2008 - 07:32 PM
#11
Posted 08 September 2008 - 07:37 PM
Scaramanga 2008. Good relationship with the Chinese; also able to secure the Cuban vote. Heavy promoter of green sources of power. Domestic agenda a little uncertain but would bring fun house to the White House. Gun fetish.
I dunno, the rumours that the Wint/Kidd campaign have some "scandalous" photos of Scaramanga just won't go away. And his running mate, that "Nack" bloke has yet to impress.
#12
Posted 08 September 2008 - 07:39 PM
Scaramanga 2008. Good relationship with the Chinese; also able to secure the Cuban vote. Heavy promoter of green sources of power. Domestic agenda a little uncertain but would bring fun house to the White House. Gun fetish.
I dunno, the rumours that the Wint/Kidd campaign have some "scandalous" photos of Scaramanga just won't go away. And his running mate, that "Nack" bloke has yet to impress.
He does come up short, doesn’t he?
#13
Posted 08 September 2008 - 08:19 PM
To homosexualise-ify them in this way goes against God, the Bible and that aftershave company they set up in the late 1970's.
Now it seems Oliver Stone is endorsing WHYTE '08 by making a biopic of our next President.
It's called "WW." (!)
#14
Posted 08 September 2008 - 08:27 PM
It's called "WW." (!)
I hope it’s better than ESB or The People vs. Derek Flint.
#15
Posted 08 September 2008 - 08:35 PM
Now it seems Oliver Stone is endorsing WHYTE '08 by making a biopic of our next President.
It's called "WW." (!)
But is America ready for another oil president? I think the race is over now that British Prime Minister Graves has given his official endorsement to Whyte's opponent, Nevada Senator Blofeld. There was some controversy, when after a joint summit in Iceland, referring to Blofeld as a "diamond geezer", whose "sparkling personality" would "light up" the world, Graves refused to give details about their joint "satellite defense system", and immediately excused himself to embark on a diplomatic trip to Korea. Graves has remained a popular PM, despite the minor flap earlier this year over his "Japan is a bug waiting to be squashed" proposals, and his endorsement is a great boost to the Senator, who has recently booked a weekend at a "health spa" for a "minor cosmetic procedure".
#16
Posted 08 September 2008 - 10:06 PM
There's nothing about that sentence that I don't like.He supports big business, gambling, call-girls named after their fathers and women that kick butt.
#17
Posted 08 September 2008 - 10:25 PM
There's nothing about that sentence that I don't like.He supports big business, gambling, call-girls named after their fathers and women that kick butt.
I’m a bit afraid of a call girls named Chuck or Hans.
#18
Posted 08 September 2008 - 10:42 PM
It's called "WW." (!)
I hope it’s better than ESB or The People vs. Derek Flint.
Ah yes. My former running mate on our failed '04 ticket. He did get Brosnan as PR for the Dolphin lobby though. Granted, we were a "write in" campaign, but our "The Spark the Nation needs" bumper sticker sold well on the web.
Sadly, Derek shot us both in the foot with his two sound bites:
"An actor as President?"
and when told by a reporter (Damn Dan Rather) that the "world was in trouble":
"Well, it usually is, but it manages to extricate itself without my help."
Our polls dropped 65% the next morning. He almost had to sell his lighter on Ebay to cover our PR costs.
#20
Posted 09 September 2008 - 11:38 AM
Scaramanga 2008. Good relationship with the Chinese; also able to secure the Cuban vote. Heavy promoter of green sources of power. Domestic agenda a little uncertain but would bring fun house to the White House. Gun fetish.
And a staunch supporter of dwarf rights and the Tabasco industry. Admittedly, he's not so good in an energy crisis.
#21
Posted 09 September 2008 - 12:38 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Whitaker's war record a fraud?
Candidate Whitaker promises: 'I'll follow Kamran Shah to the Gates of Hell!'
#22
Posted 09 September 2008 - 12:52 PM
Brad Whitaker for President in 2008!
BREAKING NEWS: Whitaker's war record a fraud?
Candidate Whitaker promises: 'I'll follow Kamran Shah to the Gates of Hell!'
A KOSKOV / WHITAKER ticket....? I can see the arts finally getting the financial support it needs. Though his work with Taliban-esque freedom fighters in Afghanistan in '87 could come back to haunt him.
It's still WHYTE '08 for me.
#23
Posted 09 September 2008 - 02:45 PM
"WHYTER THAN WHYTE".
#24
Posted 10 September 2008 - 11:37 AM
Pool sharks for everyone?What about Blofeld/Largo? I hear they've got some interesting plans going on in the Sea of Japan...
#25
Posted 12 September 2008 - 09:25 AM
"Right idea, wrong pussy".
Zorin is now stumped and retracting his election pledge of free kickboxing lessons and fishing rods for all children of school age.
#26
Posted 12 September 2008 - 09:50 AM
#27
Posted 12 September 2008 - 12:46 PM
#28
Posted 12 September 2008 - 02:42 PM
Reports of Blofeld being seen wandering through a Las Vegas casino in drag resembling a lipstick-wearing pig...
That's just too good!!
Now Whyte's Vice President contender Hergersheimer has been banned from a university campus convention because his ID card is missing.
#29
Posted 13 September 2008 - 12:13 AM
CNN is reporting that Willard Whyte has just done a television debate with his Presidential rival, Max Zorin. The crowd are in hysterics over Whyte's put-down to Zorin's ability to run the Whyte House...
"Right idea, wrong pussy".
Zorin is now stumped and retracting his election pledge of free kickboxing lessons and fishing rods for all children of school age.
As if this shocking news wasn't enough, today we learn that Louisiana independent candidate J.W. Pepper has officially thrown his hat into the ring. With a platform that promises cages strong enough to hold any animal, strict boating laws, elephant control reforms, and a ban on all Doomsday machines, Pepper has already gained strong support, though curiously the Thai government has officially condemned Pepper's campaign.
#30
Posted 13 September 2008 - 12:19 AM