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[DamnCoffee]

Carvers Karate moves in TND
The way Zorin laughs at his computer in AVTAK
Natalyas 'Russian' accent in GE

[00Twelve]

Gotta give props to ol' Clifton for getting the "Whut the f..." line *just* right, so it makes me laugh every time I hear it.

[freemo]

Gotta give props to ol' Clifton for getting the "Whut the f..." line *just* right, so it makes me laugh every time I hear it.

I also love the line he gives when frisking a heavy:

"I'm guessing this ain't exactly your debut at this, hey boy?"

[00Twelve]

Yeah! LOL, forgot about that little gem.

[DamnCoffee]

There was a great scene in FRWL:

Tatiana: Am i as beautiful as all those western girls
Bond: Well, M and i did have an intersting experiance in tokyo.....
(M switches intercom off )

[Blonde Bond]

Sean Connery in DAF
Why he hasn't done any comedies, is beyond my comprehension.
The man is great comedian

Edited by Blonde Bond, 04 November 2006 - 01:40 AM.

[Forward Look]

The entire Virtual Moneypenny sequence in DAD? Only once when I saw it in the theater did it get a huge laugh from the audience.

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Also I liked that guy standing in a closet holding Bond

[freemo]

The entire Virtual Moneypenny sequence in DAD? Only once when I saw it in the theater did it get a huge laugh from the audience.

Yeah. You know, say what you like about how crummy DAD is (I know I do), but the audience I saw with it had a really good time, and laughed at pretty much all the gags and puns that we talk about as being absolute travesties.

[00Twelve]

Every time I go back and watch Live And Let Die, I always buy right into Moore's explanation of the chicken-feather-hat. It's pretty hilarious. Priceless delivery Rog, yet again!

[Vauxhall]

TB

Q enters, and Bond mutters "Oh no..."

This is one of my favourites for some reason. Not overtly hilarious, but always makes me chuckle.

[nJamesBaum]

In GOLDFINGER, when Bond is walking/talking to Pussy, while she walks him to the car, just outside the hangar when he notices Oddjob:

"Manners, Oddjob. I thought you always took your hat off to a lady."

I love that!

[erniecureo]

Said to Goldfinger at the end...


"Congratulations on your promotion, Goldfinger. Are you having lunch at the White House too?"

Thunderball, in the big briefing:

"Now that we're all here..."

[DamnCoffee]

^^lol

What about AVTAK (Stacey and Bond in the shower, you cant just hear the conversation, off camera)

Bond: DRAT!! i dropped the soap
Stacey: dont worry i'll get it
(presumably gets down on knees)
Bond: That, is not the soap!

[DaveBond21]

Yes, apparently that was in the script, followed by another "Oh James!".

[Forward Look]

Roger Moore, after an encounter with Drax's python in MR: "I discovered he had a crush on me."

[Jaws0178]

To be perfectly honest, every line in LALD tickled me, but my all time favorite is from Sheriff JW Pepper, and forgive me if I get it wrong.

"JW, Ms. Bells dog is foamin all at the mouth. Shes got it locked up in a closet and wants to know if you wanna come shoot it for her"

"You tell Ms Bell to take a flying (horn honks)

[Scottlee]

"JW, Ms. Bells dog is foamin all at the mouth. Shes got it locked up in a closet and wants to know if you wanna come shoot it for her"

"You tell Ms Bell to take a flying (horn honks)

Wasn't the woman in the plane called Mrs Bell? Is that slyly meant to be the same character?

[DaveBond21]

Wasn't the woman in the plane called Mrs Bell? Is that slyly meant to be the same character?

Can anyone confirm this??

[Scottlee]

Some of my favourites...

Dr No
Nurse - "We don't want to keep the doctor waiting.
Bond - "Oh that would never do"

Goldfinger
Bond - "Well congratulations on your promotion, Goldfinger

Thunderball
Bond - "Thanks I'd love to"
Woman - "Love to what?....You're mad!"
Bond - "Yes, isn't everyone?"

You Only Live Twice
(On the subject of underground monorails)
Tanaka - "I'm sure your M has a similar arrangement"
Bond - "M? Oh yes but of course".

Bond - "Williams? Oh yes. Poor chap, he fell into a pulverizer at the works"

Blofeld - "KILL...BOND...NOW!"
Osaka - "Yes Number one! Yes, yes! (he scurries up the stairs)

Diamonds Are Forever
Bond - "You know it's funny, all the things one wants to say to one's brother, when its all too late"
Attendant - "Once again, Mr Franks, our most sincerest condolences"
Bond - "We were inseperable you know".

Bond - "Well, he is heading for a better world, Mr Slumber. There is that consolation".

Bond - "Now there's no need to run down the little people, Professor. G-section might not be as important to the operation as you are, but we all have our orders".

Live and Let Die
M - "Daws was killed in New York....(coffee maker begins to drown him out)..Baines was killed on loan to the Americans. (exact wording may be wrong

Pepper - "By the power invested in me, by this state, I hearby commandeer this vehicle and all those persons within it... *spits*. and that means YOU boy!"

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[Major Tallon]

I like a couple from LALD. In the midst of the plane chase, as Bond scatters Kananga's men and causes all kinds of havoc, we hear Mrs. Bell say in alarm, "You're overrevving." Mrs. Bell also gets my second vote for the catatonic look frozen on her face when Roger asks, "Same time tomorrow, Mrs. Bell?"

[Johnboy007]

The torture sequence.

That sounds so incredibly morbid when taken out of context.

[JimmyBond]

Pepper - "By the power invested in me, by this state, I hearby commandeer this vehicle and all those persons within it... *spits*. and that means YOU boy!"

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Will have to cut it short here. No time. lol

Hate to be an anal fan, but he actually says "...and that means you smartass!" In reference to the guy asking about his car boat.

[alneri007]

How about when Bond pretended to be some foreign guy who didn't quite gasp English in Diamonds are Forever? "Who is your floor?" And before that, he was making out with himself! Of course, Diamonds was mostly a comedy film, so...

Thunderball: "I think he got the point!"

OHMSS: That snow blower scene is just so over the top gruesome it's funny. "He had a lot of guts"

Moonraker/AVTAK: I just had to laugh and laugh, because how much pot were those guys smoking?

[mrsbonds_ppk]

A few of my favs

DAF- when Sean Connery comes out of the hole froom the tunnel and he said, "I was just outside walking my rat and I seem to have lost my way" or something like that. That one cracks me up
DAF- "You just killed James Bond!" -Tiffany Case
DAF- "I God wanted man to fly he would have given him wings." after they blew this dentists guy up. How sadistic, but funny
DAD- scene when Q and Bond are in the underground agent dungeon and he show him how he should use the new gadgets on the Vanquish. Q says, "I wish I could make you disappear"
and the look on Brosnans face. LOL
CR2006- Bond's Comments to Le Chriffe in the torture scene
CR1967- when Bond(Terence Cooper)is with all the ladies to see if he could have emotional resistance towards them and th last chick another Bond asks him what's he doing afterwards and he says, "Getting my head examined." That movie had so many funny parts tht was on acid
LALD- Rosie was so scared in that film I just had to laugh at the poor thing
GE- Xenia Onatopp: the squeezing enjoyment
TMWTGG- When he stuffs Ms. Goodnight in the closet. That was wrong though



There are many more but, that's all I could think of right now

[Scottlee]

Finishing my list..

The Man With The Golden Gun
Q - "chap who made the bullet, 007!"

Bond - "The man's a menace!"

The Spy Who Loved Me
M - "Well tell him to pull out, immediately!"

Bond - "When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures".
(everyone likes this one don't they?)

(The handshake between the two scentists just prior to their helicopter blowing up)

F.Gray - "Do you think there's any danger of the bends?"

Moonraker
Bond - "Well I'm tempted to say yes immediately, but I think I should probably have a look around first".

Bond - "His name's Jaws. He kills people".

Octopussy
Orlov - "We have played out a variety of attack strategies on the computer, and find that a lightening thrust from the north, will guarantee victory in five days against any..possible..defence..scenario"

Bond - "Are you sure you can handle this contraption, Q?"
Q - "Well it runs on hot air"
Bond - "Oh then you can"

Q - "oh...No time for that...Later perhaps".

A View to a Kill
Zorin - "So, does anybody else wanna drop out?"

(The whole scene with Bond pretending to be a journalist from The Financial Times)

The Living Daylights
Bond - "Why didn't you learn the violin?"

Bond - "Sorry old chap. Section 4 Paragraph 5, sure you understand"

Bond - "Must be an atmospherical phenomenon"

Bond - "Amazing this modern safety glass"

Koskov - "How many people have done this before?"
Bond - "You're the first!"

Goldeneye
Orumouv - "Use the bumper! That's vot it's for!"

Wade - "Have you checked her out?"
Bond - "Head to toe"
Wade - "Riiight! *sniggers"

Russian singer - "Because after all...he's JUST a man!"

Tomorrow Never Dies

(Carver's kung-fu impressions)

The World is Not Enough
Bond - "Oh I'm sure they're perfectly rounded"

Zukovsky - "I'll call security...and congratulate them"

Zukovsky - "The insurance company is NEVER going to believe this"

[Double-0-Seven]

A few of my new favorite funny moments from Casino Royale (possible spoilers for those who have not seen the film):

- Bond's comments during the torture scene

- When Bond burst's through the drywall in Madagascar

- When Bond crashes the car in the parking lot at the hotel and throws the keys away

- When Bond tells Vesper that he's not her type: "Smart?" "Single"

[DamnCoffee]

Classics, bloody Classics

[MooreisMore]

Bond's look at the camp guy in Casino Royale.

[Double-0-Seven]

I just remembered another one from Casino Royale:

When Vesper says to Bond, "If all that was left of you was your smile and your little finger, you'd be more of a man than anyone else I know".

And Bond replies, "That's because you know what I can do with my little finger".

[00Twelve]

I'll throw out my series faves:

Dr. No - Quarrel looking around, then turning up the jug
- "No, I'm just looking"
- "Sergeant, make sure he doesn't get away"

FRWL - Kronsteen dissing the guy who wants to shake his hand
- The belly-dancer's *tiny* belly roll (Even Sean laughs)

GF - "Shocking..."
- The bullwhip crack as Bond slaps Dink's
- "I must be dreaming"
- The goofy smile as he tricks the guard

TB - "...condolensces...PUNCH!!"
- "Oh no..." as Q enters
- "I think he got the point"

YOLT - I can't help but crack up at Tiger's old man wheezing laugh

OHMSS - "Just a slight stiffness coming on"

DAF - "Small world."
- "But wrong pussy."
- Now don't tell me. You're St. Peter?

LALD - "I ca..I can't find the brake!"...BAM!
- The over-the-top jive cabbie
- Most of Pepper's antics

TMWTGG - Watching Nick Nack run (just kidding!)

TSWLM - Handshake. Laughs. Explosion.

MR - Man, that one time Bond punches Jaws and you hear a *clang* sound!

FYEO - Luigi's clever spy disguise

OP - Orlov running after the train.

AVTAK - "Right on Shhhedule!"

GE - The whole Zukovsky scene. I LMAO at that.

TWINE - Any scene with Zukovsky. I will really miss Robbie.

CR - The range rover bit
- "How does he know these things??"
- The "itch" remark...OMG. Funniest lines in years.