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Which Bond girl is the dumbest?


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#1 Righty007

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Posted 04 May 2003 - 07:57 PM

In your opinion, who do you think is the dumbest Bond girl and why? I think the dumbest Bond girl is Kara Milovy from 'The Living Daylights'. She just looked and acted stupid. Rosie Carver from 'Live and Let Die' comes in second and Honey Rider from 'Dr. No' is third.

#2 zencat

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Posted 04 May 2003 - 07:58 PM

In a word...

Dink.

#3 Righty007

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Posted 04 May 2003 - 08:02 PM

Originally posted by zencat
In a word...

Dink.

What?

#4 CraigLogan

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Posted 04 May 2003 - 08:05 PM

I think Tiffany Case from Diamonds Are Forever.

#5 zencat

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Posted 04 May 2003 - 08:05 PM

Originally posted by Righty007
What?

Goldfinger.

Dink is busty young girl in Miami that Connery slaps on the rump and dismisses with, "Man talk."

Her only line in the film is, "Hmm?"

#6 FireKiss

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Posted 04 May 2003 - 08:07 PM

Oh come on, its got to be Stacy from AVTAK.

#7 Righty007

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Posted 04 May 2003 - 08:08 PM

Okay zencat, I remember her.

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Posted 04 May 2003 - 08:11 PM

Mary Goodnight is no rocket scientist...

Or is she?

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Posted 04 May 2003 - 08:18 PM

Dumbest (intelligence-wise)-- Mary Goodnight
Just dumbest-- Christmas Jones

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Posted 04 May 2003 - 08:21 PM

Originally posted by zencat
Mary Goodnight is no rocket scientist...

Or is she?


No, that would be Holly Goodhead. :)

The dumbest though would be Bibi Dahl.


#11 Mourning Becomes Electra

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Posted 04 May 2003 - 08:50 PM

Rosie Carver, Mary Goodnight and Stacy Sutton... a triumverate of stupidity.. I can't choose between them.... Yes other have had their lapses or maybe just sounded or looked rather vacant or grating but no others come close to the triumverate's complete and overwhelming air between the ear-ness.

#12 MrDraco

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Posted 04 May 2003 - 08:51 PM

Gee....alot of stupids...so little time to pick
Jones reminds my of my ex-
so does goodnight----yea give it to them

#13 BONDFINESSE 007

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Posted 04 May 2003 - 11:01 PM

goodnight for sure

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Posted 04 May 2003 - 11:04 PM

Originally posted by MrDraco
Gee....alot of stupids...so little time to pick
Jones reminds my of my ex-
so does goodnight----yea give it to them

christmas jones is not stupid:mad:

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Posted 05 May 2003 - 12:31 AM

Gotta go with Stacy Sutton.

#16 Joyce Carrington

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Posted 05 May 2003 - 03:30 PM

Stacy Sutton was just annoying. So was Christmas Jones.
I'd have to say: least intelligent: Mary Goodnight. She WAS blonde, after all. :)

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Posted 05 May 2003 - 03:31 PM

Rosie Carver.

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Posted 05 May 2003 - 05:26 PM

Rosie Carver. The second-worst Carver in the series.

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Posted 05 May 2003 - 06:29 PM

Has to be Stacey Sutton. The "Pumpkin" of 007 :)

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Posted 05 May 2003 - 09:01 PM

Originally posted by JoyceCarrington
Stacy Sutton was just annoying. So was Christmas Jones.  
I'd have to say: least intelligent: Mary Goodnight. She WAS blonde, after all. :)

Christmas Jones wasn't annoying.

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Posted 05 May 2003 - 09:11 PM

Stacey Sutton, hands down.

I'm not particularly fond of Christmas Jones (yes, she was annoying), Rosie Carver, or Tiffany Case either.

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Posted 05 May 2003 - 09:14 PM

Christmas Jones: Physicist
Denise Richards: really hot, really terrible actress

Kara Milovy: concert cellist
Maryam D'abo: cute, so-so actress

Stacey Sutton: Geologist
Tanya Roberts: o.k looking, terrible actress

Mary Goodnight: secretary
Britt Ekland: o.k. looking mediocre actress


Stu's conclusion: Mary Goodnight is the dumbest Bond girl (Rosie Carver is pretty bad, as well).

#23 DanMan

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Posted 05 May 2003 - 10:38 PM

I'd have to say Rosie Carver. A minor negative in an otherwise excellant movie (IMO)

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Posted 05 May 2003 - 10:43 PM

Originally posted by Stuart
Christmas Jones:  Physicist
Denise Richards:  really hot, really great actress

Kara Milovy: concert cellist
Maryam D'abo:  cute, so-so actress

Stacey Sutton:  Geologist
Tanya Roberts:  o.k looking, terrible actress

Mary Goodnight:  secretary  
Britt Ekland:  o.k. looking mediocre actress


Stu's conclusion:  Mary Goodnight is the dumbest Bond girl (Rosie Carver is pretty bad, as well).



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Posted 06 May 2003 - 02:32 AM

Without hesitation, Stacey Sutton from AVTAK. Some people have no business even owning a shotgun, let alone holding one - badly I might add.

#26 Righty007

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Posted 06 May 2003 - 10:34 AM

Does anyone remember what Stacey loaded her shotgun with? If I remember correctly it was rock salt. Now, thats stupid.

#27 kevrichardson

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Posted 06 May 2003 - 11:52 AM

Stacy Sutton wins hands down !

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Posted 06 May 2003 - 12:46 PM

hey Stacey's a geologist, Dink was dumb, but so was Rosie Carver....there are just a lot of ditzy girls in Bond films, not really dumb ones, they're obviously smart enough to talk and walk at the same time...well most of them...

#29 kevrichardson

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Posted 06 May 2003 - 01:47 PM

Well how smart was Kissy Suzuki ?

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Posted 08 May 2003 - 07:29 AM

GOODNIGHT!!!!!

Is the dumbest!!!

At least Kissy Suzuki could swim and avoid the helicopter fire, and still get back with Tanaka.

Goodnight is the dumbest Bond girl EVER!!!!!!!