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[ChandlerBing]

Since a lot of you got a kick out of the Crispin Glover as James Bond page, I was compelled to start a sequel. Bond 22 will break all of the rules of previous Bonds. It will essentially be a road trip movie with Bond and his friend Felix Leiter having to make their way across the Continental USA to avert a disaster before Thanksgiving. Here are some of the scenes from the forthcoming movie:

Bond: What's the flight situation?
Felix: Simple. There's no way on earth we're gonna get outta here tonight. We'd have more luck playing pick-up-sticks with our butt cheeks than we will getiin' a flight outta here before daybreak.


Cop: Do you feel this vehicle is safe for hiway travel?
Felix: Yes I do. Yes I really do. I believe that. I know it's not pretty to look at, but it'll get you where you want to go.

Bond: I've never seen a guy get picked up by his testicles before. Lucky thing for you that cop passed by when he did. Otherwise you'd be looking up your schnutz to tie your shoes. I'm sorry, that's terrible. Do you have any idea how glad I am I didn't kill you?
Felix: Do you have any idea how glad I'd be if you had?