Rate Dimonds Are Forever
#1
Posted 27 April 2003 - 06:54 PM
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Posted 27 April 2003 - 06:58 PM
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Posted 27 April 2003 - 06:59 PM
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Posted 27 April 2003 - 07:22 PM
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Posted 27 April 2003 - 10:12 PM
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Posted 27 April 2003 - 11:17 PM
#7
Posted 28 April 2003 - 05:48 AM
i have to give it a 5
#8
Posted 28 April 2003 - 06:03 AM
#9
Posted 28 April 2003 - 01:10 PM
Bad locations, lame stunts, boring women (a friend pointed out that Jill St John was the first "trashy" Bond girl - a disturbing trend), a fat and bored Connery in incredibly lame outfits, Blofeld - Bond's arch enemy and the man who killed Tracy - is treated as a cartoon in drag.
Entertainment Weekly called this "The first Roger Moore film" - once again showing how Roger gets the blame for the 70s Bond mistakes and low points - when in fact it was this film that heralded them all and set the style and tone.
Thank goodness Connery came back for NSNA.
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Posted 28 April 2003 - 05:04 PM
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Posted 28 April 2003 - 07:17 PM
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Posted 28 April 2003 - 09:45 PM
#13
Posted 30 April 2003 - 03:04 PM
Originally posted by doublenoughtspy
Negative infinity out of 10. I hate this film with every fiber of my being...
I was gonna try and say something clever, but I don't have to now. "NEGATIVE INFINITY OUT OF TEN!" I can't top that.
I hated Fat Connery, I hated grey Connery, but I could've dealt with all of that, including Pink-shirt Connery, if they'd actually put him on a vendetta against the man who killed George's wife. (I mean, his wife--his wife.) The sloppy-fat-grey thing actually works for a man who is despondent about the loss of his wife, but now has a chance for revenge.
Instead, that piss-poor, B.S. script amplified Connery mailing it in. They could have kept in a few more elements of the novel, throw in Blofeld, since they screwed up the whole order of the books, and dropped the slapstick sh**. Die-hard Connery fans rip Roger Moore (sometimes) but Moore never, ever did anything remotely this bad, or comical. I mean, contrast it with Tracy's death (sticking to the novel) which preceded it, and you can see why there's such divisiveness with this movie. You either love it or hate it. Let's just say, I hope it's not in the next box set.
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Posted 04 November 2003 - 09:07 PM
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Posted 04 November 2003 - 09:13 PM
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Posted 04 November 2003 - 10:18 PM
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Posted 05 November 2003 - 06:48 AM
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Posted 05 November 2003 - 08:35 AM
And that was for the elevator fight.
#19
Posted 06 November 2003 - 07:12 PM
And lets not forget Jill St John and:
"Hi I'm Plenty"
"But of course you are."
One of Connery's finest Bond lines.
Fun for the whole family.
#20
Posted 06 November 2003 - 07:16 PM
Connery really seemed very bored with the part. On the plus side though I do love the title song.
I give it 5/10.
#21
Posted 06 November 2003 - 08:56 PM
Originally posted by Von Hammerstein
Diamonds Are Forever has a warm spot in my heart probably because it was the first Bond film I ever saw in the theatres. But aside from that it was pure 007, from the manhunt in the precredits, especially Bond's banter "There's something I'd like you to get off your chest." before strangling the girl with her bikini top. Blofeld "Making mudpies 007?", Bond's ingenious moustrap device that clamps the SPECTRE guard's fingers when he tries to get Bond's gun. Then of course there's Kidd and Wint, no incredible strength, no steel rimmed bowler, no shiny metal teeth or hook hand, just pure sophiticated menace sprinkled with a dash of kink(for the times). Charles Gray was the archtypical Bond villian with a space based weapon and the right mixutre of civility and savagery.
And lets not forget Jill St John and:
"Hi I'm Plenty"
"But of course you are."
One of Connery's finest Bond lines.
Fun for the whole family.
Same here, itwas my first new Bond film in the theater. I saw some of the earlier ones on rereleases, but this was the first brand new one for me on its first run.
So many impressions were made from that film, I still think the script is one of the wittiest in the series and I can't help but count it as one of my favorites, although to look at it in a lot of ways would be to recognize it's a mess. But I don't wanna.
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Posted 06 November 2003 - 09:11 PM
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Posted 07 November 2003 - 02:03 AM
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Posted 08 November 2003 - 03:59 AM
Pure entertainment, impossible to tire of. Bright, glamourous showpiece of a film. Bambi, Thumper, Wint, Kidd, Shady Tree, Wilard Whyte; the films players are a fasinating collection of colourful oddballs, and the dialouge snaps, crackles, and pops as if it were my breakfast ceral. Where else would you see an elevator fight, gangsters, a fortune in diamonds, a pink tie, a mud bath and a moon buggy all in the same film?
#25
Posted 04 December 2003 - 04:44 AM
I miss Laz already.