I'm Sick Of Female Agents, Bring Back Real Women
#1
Posted 14 December 2002 - 04:22 AM
I feel the bond women are better when their real people. Some of my faviorites are Tracy, Melina, Kara, Natalya & Elektra. These women arent professionals, they are just fairly ordinary women who have been drawn into Bond's world, and as a result they are far more interesting, and fit better into the movie.
Sure every now and then a female agent is fun to see, but lately there has just been an overload of them, its like the writers have given up on trying to fit the women into the story.
#2
Posted 14 December 2002 - 04:46 AM
#3
Posted 14 December 2002 - 05:21 AM
Coincidentally, I was just comtemplating this the other day. I really feel they need to go back to their roots in terms of women, as a lot of the "classic" women are remembered easily by anybody (such as Jill Masterson, Honey Ryder, Pussy Galore, May Day etc.). Perhaps it is the names, (although I felt Miranda Frost was quite a good name, as was Jinx and even Christmas Jones), that also help people to remember the Bond girls, for example, someone like Wai Lin isn't incredibly memorable, because of the rather plain name.
But back to the topic on hand, I do think they need a lot more "average everyday women types", such as Kara, the Cello player or Honey Ryder, the shell collector.
Cheerio,
Chris.
#4
Posted 14 December 2002 - 06:23 AM
#5
Posted 14 December 2002 - 01:38 PM
I think the next Bond heroine should be the "innocent-bystander" who is sucked into the action without wanting to be. I'm thinking characters like Natalya Simonova, Christmas Jones, and Kara Millovy. These were all strong, intelligent women who were busy living their lives and doing their jobs when Bond and the bad guys turned their worlds upside down.
On that note, I vote for Natasha Henstridge to play the role in Bond 21. Or Patricia Velasquez.
#6
Posted 14 December 2002 - 03:26 PM
Nobody can be equal to Bond in a Bond movie, except the main villain.
Bond movies have always been the "Fortress of Sexism" and that's what they should be. Emancipated women just don't fit Bond.
#7
Posted 14 December 2002 - 04:23 PM
#8
Posted 14 December 2002 - 04:45 PM
#9
Posted 14 December 2002 - 07:38 PM
tiffany
#10
Posted 14 December 2002 - 10:47 PM
Sometimes, I wish Ian Fleming would come back from the dead, get really drunk, team up maybe with Sean Connery and kick EON's ***.
#11
Posted 14 December 2002 - 11:52 PM
#12
Posted 15 December 2002 - 12:29 AM
I think that female agents show the laziness of the writer: he can't come up with a good way to introduce the girl (witness the 'ornothologist is a mouthful' bit) so he makes her an agent who is stuck with Bond. And now Bond doesn't even complain.
Why don't they stick Roger Moore as Bond's gay co-agent in Bond21? That would be creative.
#13
Posted 15 December 2002 - 02:23 AM
#14
Posted 15 December 2002 - 06:47 AM
#15
Posted 15 December 2002 - 01:11 PM
Maybe Miranda could've killed Jinx in the final fight and then Bond himself gets rid of Frost. Both girls killed. In this case, it would've been satisfying
No, seriously, four main charakters are too difficult to handle in a Bond movie.
#16
Posted 15 December 2002 - 01:24 PM
Originally posted by Felix's lighter
Why does a woman have to be Bond's equal anyway? Honstly, can't we have at least ONE piece of good old misogynistic entertainment in this day and age? Do we have to have Bond consistently emoting over his girly-girls (I really like the fact there was none of that in DAD) and being "sensitive"? Are they nursing Alan Alda to be the next Bond or something?
C'mon now, do you really want to go back to the days of Kara Milovy. The whole audience was as frustrated as Dalton was when Bond tried directing Kara to drive the jeep into the rear of the aircraft. That kinda reminded me of that 'Simpspons" episode when Bart explaining to Homer that Sideshow Bob was trying to kill Selma. Poor Bart was reduced to using diagrams & hand puppets!
I guess what y'all want are the Natalia Simnonova types. The typical "bird with a wing down" that rises to the occasion by the film's climax. I just want EON's producers to ditch the twenty-something toothpicks for more Rene Russo/Angela Bassett types.
If you want mysogyny, go rent one of Michael Douglas' many efforts from the mid-90s.
#17
Posted 15 December 2002 - 03:20 PM
Originally posted by Robinson
I just want EON's producers to ditch the twenty-something toothpicks for more Rene Russo/Angela Bassett types.
That's exactly what I want as well, Robinson. Besides, isn't time that Bond get with someone just a little bit more his age??? There are some very, very beautiful older women out there. EON just automactically assumes that all we want to see are big-chested bimbos with no character and no acting ability:rolleyes:
#18
Posted 15 December 2002 - 07:43 PM
#19
Posted 16 December 2002 - 05:51 AM
Originally posted by Robinson
C'mon now, do you really want to go back to the days of Kara Milovy. The whole audience was as frustrated as Dalton was when Bond tried directing Kara to drive the jeep into the rear of the aircraft.
That's exactly what I want. Not every one would know what to do in that situation, and Kara's reaction was extremely realistic. It made her a much more interesting character because she was a real person.
#20
Posted 16 December 2002 - 03:53 PM
My favorite "non-agent/innocents in over their heads" Bond girls:
1. Traci Di Vicenzo--An not-so-innocent innocent who captured Bond's (and our) hearts.
2. Natalya Simonova--smart, compelling, pro-active, vulnerable
3. Christmas Jones--once you just accept it's Denise Richards, she's smart and sassy and competent. Should've been fleshed out more.
4. Melina Havelock--Dark and smolderingly sexy. Love her.
5. Kara Millovy--the classic wide-eyed innocent, probably the most delicate of the bunch.
6. Honey Ryder--A little overrated and passive, but maybe that's just me.
#21
Posted 16 December 2002 - 05:02 PM
In fact, we could capitalize on it, by naming the next 007 film something like
Pretty Agent,
Never Say Brockovich Again,
Sleeping With The Shatterhand,
My Best Friend's Wedding is not Enough,
The Ocean's Eleven Who Loved Me
Seriously, though, she did do Conspiracy Theory with Mel Gibson, and in that film, she actually fired a gun...