Love this review from The Rockall Times
New Bond film best ever!
Drink Coca-Cola
by Kieren McCarthy
The new James Bond film Die Another Day is the best one ever!, we can confirm!
Pierce Brosnan is James Bond in the latest installment of Ian Fleming's secret agent saga and with Halle Berry as his sexy but strong sidekick, the film is clearly not only the best Bond but also the best film ever made.
Die Another Day sees Bond take on a network of evil assassins in his incredible Aston Martin car, carefully avoiding the bullets while the mahogany trim takes a battering and the revolutionary new one-touch gear system delivers that extra bit of speed needed to get away. At just
The Rockall Times review
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Morton Slumber
, Dec 04 2002 03:37 AM
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Posted 04 December 2002 - 04:29 AM
He gets paid to write that? I'd complain if I saw that review in the thing I was reading.
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Morton Slumber
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Posted 04 December 2002 - 04:59 AM
Originally posted by JimmyBond
He gets paid to write that?
I don't know if Kieren McCarthy gets paid or if he even exists.
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Posted 04 December 2002 - 05:01 AM
I loved it! I LOVE CAPITALISM! And I also love sarcasm, but don't get them confused; I really love both;).