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[ChandlerBing]

"I'm beginning to like you, Mister Bond."

[JBond007]

"Oh dear. Do you still want to continue?"

[ChandlerBing]

"First thing's first."

[JBond007]

"Yes it's rather hard isn't it?"

[homerjbond]

"Just a little stiffness coming on..."

[ChandlerBing]

"Check him out."

[JBond007]

"With pleasure!"

[JBond007]

"Now, where were we?"

[ChandlerBing]

"I trust you'll stay onatop of things?"

[homerjbond]

"...never on top."

[ChandlerBing]

"I thought I'd find you in good hands."

[homerjbond]

"I'll break them unless you tell me who those bullets are for."

[ChandlerBing]

"It's a surprise!"

[DanMan]

"I'm aiming directly at your groin."

[homerjbond]

"Can it play any other tune?"

[Stuart]

"Underneath the Mango tree, mah honey and me..."

[DanMan]

"Shutup!"

[brendan007]

"thats a fine way to treat the cia 007"

[SamuelKevlar]

"It's a man's world."

[ChandlerBing]

"Now come along, and I'll buy you an ice cream."

[homerjbond]

"Can I press you to a cucumber sandwich?"

[ChandlerBing]

"That was stirred, not shaken, right?"

[homerjbond]

"Let's try reverse...that's backwards."

[ChandlerBing]

"On your rear end!"

[homerjbond]

"...first thing's first."

[ChandlerBing]

"For England, James?"

{listening to the soundtrack to Patriot Games, and that's as close to dialogue as I can get here}

[homerjbond]

"But I'm half-Greek..."

[ChandlerBing]

"Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?"

[Robinson]

"Because they couldn't find the bullet! Darling."

[ChandlerBing]

"You stupid twit, you put the real one back in!"