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[00 deceased]

"I fell out of an areoplane without a parachute!"

[ChandlerBing]

"What the hell are you doing? Give me my wallet back!"

[00 deceased]

"Alright Stromberg you've made your point, how much do you want?"

[DanMan]

"A delicatessen made of stainless steel!"

[00 deceased]

"Would you settle for a tulip?"

[homerjbond]

"Send them to the funeral."

[DanMan]

"And that means you...smartass."

[homerjbond]

"Good girl..."

[DanMan]

"Why couldn't you learn the violin?!"

[SamuelKevlar]

"Talented girl..."

[00 deceased]

"You should of told me your wife was here!"

[SamuelKevlar]

"Q, have I ever let you down?"

[00 deceased]

"Yes but I don't see Octopussy anywhere!"

[SamuelKevlar]

"I must be dreaming."

[DanMan]

"He branched off."

[00 deceased]

"On and Off"

[brendan007]

"ill leave you to tidy up"

[JBond007]

"I can think of something more sociable to do"

[Robinson]

"Then get on with it!"

[JBond007]

"No, why should I?"

[ChandlerBing]

"How about a demonstration, boy?"

[JBond007]

"Choose your next witicsm carefully, it might be your last"

[ChandlerBing]

"Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead."

[JBond007]

"I believe we should adjourn to London and consult with higher authority"

[ChandlerBing]

"The stiff, um, the deceased back there... Your brother, Mr. Franks?"

[JBond007]

"Oh, no no no no no, as a matter of fact I had a rather dotty old aunt die"

[Doctor Oh!]

"So much for German efficiency...."

[00 deceased]

"I have to go to a circus in Karl Marx Stadt!"

[ChandlerBing]

"As you said, a pressing engagement."

[homerjbond]

"This is no time to be discussing politics."