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[rogermoore007]

"Why can't you just be a good boy and die???"

[ChandlerBing]

"You should try it."

[Bondfan007]

One rises to me the challenge.

[brendan007]

"dont make any jokes, ive heard them all"

[ChandlerBing]

"Well, that's a neat trick!"

[brendan007]

"is that all it does?"

[JBond007]

"that's all Q"

[ChandlerBing]

"You picked the wrong parrish to haul *** through, boy!"

[JBond007]

"I thought that was the idea tonight?"

[ChandlerBing]

"Behave yourself, Mr. Bond!"

[JBond007]

"No, why should I?"

"First you were smart, and now you are caught!!!!!!"

[ChandlerBing]

"How original!"

[JBond007]

"You wish to put the evil eye on me? We have a way to deal with that where I come from"

[brendan007]

"i'll put you across my knee"

[JBond007]

"I sincerely hope so!"

[JBond007]

"Anything distinctive?"

[ChandlerBing]

"Can't miss, she has two moles on the left thigh."

[SamuelKevlar]

"MOLE! Nice to MOLE you. MOLE!"

But enough Goldmember.

"Fascinating anatomical titbit."

[brendan007]

"yes, but i think my mouth is too big"

[JBond007]

"Lips fuller!"

[brendan007]

"she has a face like a pig"

[SamuelKevlar]

"Pig? Borscht?"

[homerjbond]

"Stuffed sheep's head."

[brendan007]

"my pirana fish can skin a man to the bone in twenty seconds"

[homerjbond]

"You sound like a commercial."

[ChandlerBing]

"It's time...for...a...station break."

[homerjbond]

"Yeah? What are you, the weatherman?"

[SamuelKevlar]

"Better than looking cleverer than you are."

[Tanger]

"We have an encyclopaedia."

[homerjbond]

"I never learned to read."