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[JBond007]

"Did you know I had orders to seduce you?"

[brendan007]

"he wouldnt know a woman if one came and sat on his head"

[JBond007]

"That's the official version, the truth is rather more disturbing"

[brendan007]

"ill try and keep it under an hour or so if you give me your undivided attention"

[homerjbond]

"Oh, then you can!"

[JBond007]

"Don't be so damned obsequious!"

[homerjbond]

"What does that mean?"

[JBond007]

"Both of us know perfectly well what we're talking about Mr Bond. But I see it is necessary to remind you"

[homerjbond]

"How about a demonstration, boy?"

[rogermoore007]

"I am just a professional doing a job"

[ChandlerBing]

"There goes that son of a bitchin' sabeteur!"

[rogermoore007]

"I'm just checking radiation shields"

[ChandlerBing]

"Please leave, you irritating man!"

[rogermoore007]

"Please don't, not on my account"

[ChandlerBing]

"If I find out anything more, I'll contact Ferrara."

[rogermoore007]

"That won't be necessary"

[homerjbond]

"Then, why don't you take the major's position, Mister...?"

[JBond007]

"St John Smythe my dear!"

[brendan007]

"names is for tombstones baby"

[JBond007]

"Who needs it?"

[brendan007]

"send them to the funeral"

[Contessa]

And Mr. Bond here will have a small memorial service, with only Moneypenny and a few tearful restauranteurs in attendance.

[brendan007]

"its always nice to be missed"

[SamuelKevlar]

"I never miss."

[homerjbond]

"Well, there was this girl in Philadelphia..."

[JBond007]

"She's Koskov's girlfriend"

[ChandlerBing]

"She's a man, baby!"

Sorry, I couldn't resist that one. How about instead we say, "That's blasphemy!"

[JBond007]

"That was damn stupid!!!"

[ChandlerBing]

"I'll fill you in later, Moneypenny."

[JBond007]

"As I said 'later'"