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"That depends on your definition of safe sex..."
The Great James Bond Quote Conversation
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JackChase007
, Nov 27 2002 02:11 PM
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#15871
DaveBond21
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Posted 10 January 2008 - 10:27 PM
#15872
PrinceKamalKhan
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Posted 10 January 2008 - 10:32 PM
"You know this kind of talk could qualify as sexual harassment."
#15873
DaveBond21
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Posted 10 January 2008 - 10:36 PM
"The thought had occurred to me..."
#15874
the other fellow
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 12:37 AM
"But i think you do not like girls, Hilly."
#15875
DaveBond21
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 12:40 AM
"Call me James"
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PrinceKamalKhan
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 12:53 AM
"Names is for tombstones, baby."
#15877
DaveBond21
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 01:01 AM
"I presume London has briefed you?"
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The Dove
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 02:03 AM
" James, your ticket, cover story and rental car reservation...Sign here please!! "
#15879
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 02:23 AM
There seems to be some mistake. My name is...
#15880
DaveBond21
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 02:58 AM
"Wait a minute, this is James Stock of the London Financial times"
#15881
the other fellow
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 03:05 AM
"They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong."
#15882
DaveBond21
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 03:17 AM
"Oh, I find I live much longer that way"
#15883
EL7
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 03:25 AM
Good morning, Mr. Bond. Please, sit. I'm defense minister Dimitri Mishkin. So, in what way shall we execute you, Commander Bond?
#15884
dinovelvet
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 03:26 AM
We prefer curare, laced with a psychedelic compound, for guaranteed results.
#15885
EL7
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 03:27 AM
Well, I understand double 0s have a very short life expectancy...
#15886
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 03:28 AM
"Well, it depends..."
#15887
Double-Oh Agent
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 10:02 AM
"Why can't you just be a good boy and die?"
#15888
00Twelve
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 04:08 PM
I'm a little tied up...nevermind.
#15889
DamnCoffee
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 04:14 PM
"That's the flimsiest excuse you've ever given me!"
#15890
The Dove
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 08:26 PM
" Out of gas...I haven't heard that one in a long time!! "
#15891
DamnCoffee
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 08:29 PM
"It goes by Hot Air!"
#15892
Forward Look
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 09:01 PM
Fill 'er up, please.
#15893
DamnCoffee
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 09:02 PM
"Nothing would give me greater pleasure..."
#15894
james st.john smythe
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 09:07 PM
Later! prehaps.
#15895
Forward Look
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 09:15 PM
Cut that out! I haven't got time for that!
#15896
PrinceKamalKhan
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Posted 11 January 2008 - 09:34 PM
"We've only got 3 minutes!"
#15897
Shadow Syndicate
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Posted 12 January 2008 - 03:22 AM
"We have all the time in the world..."
#15898
PrinceKamalKhan
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Posted 12 January 2008 - 05:09 AM
"The world is not enough."
#15899
DamnCoffee
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Posted 12 January 2008 - 11:49 AM
"You Noticed."
#15900
PrinceKamalKhan
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Posted 12 January 2008 - 04:38 PM
"Your powers of observation do you credit, Mr. Bond."