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#11431 Dikko's Back

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 10:40 PM

Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?

#11432 00Twelve

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 10:45 PM

I'm sure they're perfectly rounded.

#11433 killkenny kid

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 10:45 PM

"She's just dead."

#11434 00Twelve

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 10:49 PM

That last hand...nearly killed me.

#11435 DaveBond21

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 10:52 PM

You only live twice Mr Bond

#11436 00Twelve

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 10:53 PM

It's just a number.

#11437 Dikko's Back

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 11:12 PM

Sit down, Number Two.

#11438 DaveBond21

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 11:17 PM

That's a particularly handsome watch you're wearing, Mr Bond...

#11439 Double-0-Seven

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 11:24 PM

"Thank you."

#11440 dinovelvet

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 11:32 PM

Still press here, do I?

#11441 Dikko's Back

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 11:50 PM

Ohhhhh, James!

#11442 dinovelvet

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Posted 13 November 2006 - 11:52 PM

GET OFF MY BED!

#11443 DaveBond21

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Posted 14 November 2006 - 12:05 AM

Me nightie's slipping....

#11444 dinovelvet

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Posted 14 November 2006 - 12:08 AM

I'm just looking.

#11445 DaveBond21

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Posted 14 November 2006 - 12:12 AM

I'm Plenty...

#11446 Dikko's Back

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Posted 14 November 2006 - 12:17 AM

Now there's a name to die for.

#11447 DaveBond21

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Posted 14 November 2006 - 12:29 AM

My name is Pussy Galore

#11448 dinovelvet

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Posted 14 November 2006 - 12:30 AM

Wrong Pussy.

#11449 Dikko's Back

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Posted 14 November 2006 - 12:33 AM

You just killed James Bond!

#11450 dinovelvet

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Posted 14 November 2006 - 12:36 AM

No, he was dead when I found him.

#11451 DaveBond21

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Posted 14 November 2006 - 12:40 AM

I'm afraid you'll never have that pleasure Mr Bond...

#11452 Dikko's Back

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Posted 14 November 2006 - 12:59 AM

Yes I thought so, it's that damn Beretta again.

#11453 DaveBond21

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Posted 14 November 2006 - 01:31 AM

That gun, it looks more fitting for a woman...

#11454 Dikko's Back

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Posted 14 November 2006 - 02:56 AM

Nice and light... in a lady's handbag.

#11455 DaveBond21

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Posted 14 November 2006 - 03:12 AM

Would you settle for a tulip?

#11456 dinovelvet

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Posted 14 November 2006 - 03:19 AM

Should have brought lilies.

#11457 Dikko's Back

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Posted 14 November 2006 - 03:31 AM

Send them to the funeral.

#11458 DaveBond21

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Posted 14 November 2006 - 03:45 AM

They were on their way to a funeral....

#11459 Dikko's Back

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Posted 14 November 2006 - 04:33 AM

He's been cut off ... permanently.

#11460 DaveBond21

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Posted 14 November 2006 - 04:36 AM

Well tell him to pull out....