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#1051 Dr. Tynan

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Posted 10 February 2003 - 09:45 PM

"There are two ways to disable a crocodile you know"

#1052 Dr. Tynan

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Posted 10 February 2003 - 09:47 PM

"I don't suppose you'd care to share that information with me?"

#1053 Dr. Tynan

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Posted 10 February 2003 - 09:49 PM

"Well one way is to get a pencil and jam it into the pressure hole behind his eye."

#1054 Bryce (003)

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Posted 10 February 2003 - 09:49 PM

"The thought had occured to me...";)

#1055 Dr. Tynan

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Posted 10 February 2003 - 09:55 PM

(Now that's freaky Bryce you and I posted almost the exact same thing at the exact same time :) )

(I'll let you do the last one :) )

"And the other?"

#1056 Bryce (003)

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Posted 10 February 2003 - 10:06 PM

"That's twice as easy...You just reach in his mouth, and pull his teeth out...."

Thanks you good DR. - I went back in and added the MR line after seeing your post;)

#1057 homerjbond

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Posted 12 February 2003 - 01:42 PM

"Quite revealing..."

#1058 JackChase007

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Posted 12 February 2003 - 05:56 PM

"I hardly recognized you with your clothes on..."

#1059 Carver

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Posted 12 February 2003 - 09:36 PM

''You're not married by any chance...?''

#1060 JackChase007

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Posted 13 February 2003 - 12:56 AM

"She needs a man, to make love to her - to DOMINATE her!"

#1061 homerjbond

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Posted 13 February 2003 - 01:28 PM

"What is this...a perverts convention or something?"

#1062 JackChase007

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Posted 13 February 2003 - 04:39 PM

"Just keeping the British end up, sir!"

#1063 SamuelKevlar

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Posted 13 February 2003 - 08:31 PM

"I've been known to keep my tip up."

Or something like that. I have only seen DAD once.

#1064 JackChase007

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Posted 13 February 2003 - 11:41 PM

"I don't like cockfights."

#1065 brendan007

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Posted 14 February 2003 - 03:46 AM

"i hope it doesnt shrink when it gets wet"

#1066 Carver

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Posted 14 February 2003 - 09:32 PM

''Pure magnetism darling.''

Sorry, been watching a lot of LALD recently, I've got quite a few quotes up my sleeve.

#1067 homerjbond

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Posted 14 February 2003 - 10:35 PM

"You were always the cunning linguist, James..."

#1068 Dr. Tynan

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Posted 14 February 2003 - 10:37 PM

"A man comes, he travels quickly, he comes over water, he travels with others. He will oppose, he brings violence and destruction."

SCREECH!!!

#1069 JackChase007

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Posted 15 February 2003 - 06:52 PM

"Your new transportation..."

#1070 Carver

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Posted 15 February 2003 - 10:21 PM

''Aston Martin DB5......''

#1071 RITZ

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Posted 15 February 2003 - 11:13 PM

"....she's like a little bitch but she keeps going"

#1072 JackChase007

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Posted 16 February 2003 - 01:16 AM

"Sounds like my first marriage!"

#1073 SamuelKevlar

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Posted 16 February 2003 - 05:54 AM

"I've made my bed. You don't sleep in it anymore."

#1074 JackChase007

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Posted 16 February 2003 - 06:54 AM

"But I'm in YOUR doorway."

#1075 Carver

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Posted 16 February 2003 - 10:23 PM

''Knock, knock....''

#1076 JackChase007

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Posted 17 February 2003 - 01:02 AM

"That's Mr. Goldfinger's suite!"

#1077 RITZ

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Posted 17 February 2003 - 10:38 AM

"Yes, I know.....you're very sweet"

#1078 brendan007

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Posted 17 February 2003 - 11:27 AM

"and you are very handsome"

#1079 homerjbond

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Posted 17 February 2003 - 12:53 PM

"Yes, well...you get your clothes on, and I'll buy you an ice cream."

#1080 RITZ

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Posted 17 February 2003 - 01:16 PM

"If I don't get you back for the wedding, I'm a dead man for sure!"