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[Qwerty]

"He's an informer!"

[The Dove]

"There is nothing you can talk to me about that I don't already know! "

[Qwerty]

"I don't know you."

[Moore Not Less]

"You do now."

[Qwerty]

"What's your name?"

[The Dove]

" Stock, James Stock of the London Financial Times. "

[Qwerty]

"I'm Sir Hillary Bray."

[Xenobia]

"Named after your father?"

-- Xenobia

[Qwerty]

"Not quite."

[MI-6 Director]

"I give up."

[Qwerty]

"You do?"

[MI-6 Director]

"I know the diamonds are in the body, but where?"

[Qwerty]

"I can't tell you."

[MI-6 Director]

"There's two million dollars in that suitcase. I'll split it with you."

Edited by MI-6 Director, 15 May 2004 - 08:31 PM.

[Qwerty]

"You're too kind."

[MI-6 Director]

"Tell me, Commander, how far does your expertise extend into the field of diamonds?"

[Qwerty]

"Nothing beyond the official dossier."

[MI-6 Director]

"Can I offer you something? Dates? Sheep's eyes? Vodka martini?"

[Qwerty]

"Give us a kiss."

[MI-6 Director]

"I hope I can live up to your high standards."

[Qwerty]

"You'll have to do better!"

[MI-6 Director]

"This never happened to the other fella."

[Qwerty]

"Where is he?"

[MI-6 Director]

"He's branched off."

[Qwerty]

"Now I shall be all alone."

[MI-6 Director]

"I thought it was the other way around."

[Qwerty]

"You are mistaken."

[MI-6 Director]

"Then how about a nightcap on the company?"

[Qwerty]

"Sounds like a good idea."

[MI-6 Director]

"Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad."