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[IndyB007]

Right on brother!

[The Dove]

" Perhaps we could have lunch by the pool. "

[Qwerty]

"I like cooking."

[Bond111]

"Are you finished?"

[Qwerty]

"You must be joking!"

[Xenobia]

"I never joke about my work, 007!"

-- Xenobia

[Qwerty]

"You're quite sure?"

[CommanderBond]

"Mrs. Bond........Shut up."

[ChandlerBing]

"Now...about that lunch..."

[CommanderBond]

"Have some of my conk chowder."

[Qwerty]

"No thanks, I prefer my own."

[ChandlerBing]

"Get your cotton-pickin snouts outta my pants!"

[CommanderBond]

"Now,let me see the tattoo."

[ChandlerBing]

"Oh, you want to get off?"

[CommanderBond]

""I thought that was the idea for tonight."

[ChandlerBing]

"It's getting redder!"

[CommanderBond]

"Theres a first time for everyone."

[ChandlerBing]

"I thought Christmas only came once a year!"

[CommanderBond]

"I've heard them all."

[Qwerty]

Ha Ha. The double entendres are flying all over the place- it's great!!!!

"And don't make any jokes, I've heard them all."

[CommanderBond]

"She should have kept her mouth shut."

[Qwerty]

"Mrs. Bond.....shut.....up." Sorry, CommanderBond, I couldn't resist.

[CommanderBond]

lol I understand

"Where's Ernst Stavro Blofeld?'

[Bond111]

"Pyramids!"

[Qwerty]

"Actually Sir, it is in Sardania."

[CommanderBond]

"Maybe Q can make something of it."

[Qwerty]

"One rises to meet a challenge."

[Bond111]

"Nice to meet you, Mr. Bond."

[Qwerty]

"The pleasure will be all mine."

[CommanderBond]

"..The pleasure was all mine."