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[The Dove]

" You're very sure of yourself aren't you? Supose I were to kill you for a thrill. "

[ChandlerBing]

"Here, you may need this to play with your asp."

[Ed King]

"I discovered it had a crush on me."

[ChandlerBing]

"Well, we all get our jollies one way or the other."

[Ed King]

"Get me another anger management therapist!"

[ChandlerBing]

"Is she pretty?"

[Bond111]

"Tall slim and dark."

[ChandlerBing]

"With a face like a pig!"

[Bond111]

"The opposite sex will never survive it."

[ChandlerBing]

"Yes, I thought I saw a spectre at your shoulder."

[Ed King]

"I'm immune."

[ChandlerBing]

"Bitch."

[Bond111]

"Tell him he's fired!"

[The Dove]

" He wouldn't touch that horrible girl, would you? "

[ChandlerBing]

"Well, there was this time with M in Tokyo."

[DanMan]

"Somebody's gonna have my ***."

[Bond111]

"Where's the kick start?"

[Ed King]

"Just push every damn button!"

[Pussfeller]

"This red button--don't ever touch it!"

[Qwerty]

"Keep your hands off me!"

[Bond111]

"I ain't never done that before."

[zencat]

"There's a first time for everything."

[SamuelKevlar]

"Isn't that true, Elektra? Isn't that your motto?"

[Qwerty]

"There's no point in living if you can't feel alive."

[Ed King]

"You disgust me."

[Bond111]

"How clumsy of me."

[Qwerty]

"You made a shocking mess of my hair, you sadistic brute!"

[SamuelKevlar]

"Weren't you a blonde when I came in?"

[ChandlerBing]

"I think he's attempting re-entry, sir!"

[Bond111]

"It's just a premature form of the millennium bug."