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[Bond111]

"His name's Jaws. He kills people."

[Righty007]

"Now there's a mouthful."

[Ed King]

"How's that for a punchline?"

[Righty007]

"I think I got the thrust of it."

[Bond111]

"It runs on hot air."

[Righty007]

"Having problems keeping it up, Q?"

[Bond111]

"Right, up and over."

[Righty007]

"You're quite right...an inch too low."

[Bond111]

"I must be six inches taller."

[Righty007]

"What's the position?"

[Bond111]

"I think he's attempting re-entry, sir."

[Righty007]

"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to check the survey lines."

[Bond111]

"First things first."

[trs007]

I'm sure we'll lick you into shape.

[Bond111]

"I must be dreaming."

[homerjbond]

"It's true!"

[The Dove]

" There's a useful four-letter word. And you're full of it!"

[Icarus]

"So is my aunt!"

[trs007]

I had a dotty old aunt die and leave me some stables.

[Robinson]

"She certainly had her vitamins!"

Damn! 500 posts the most I've had on any website.

[Bond111]

"How does that grab you?"

[Doubleshot]

"You've shot your bolt, Stromberg. Now it's my turn."

[Bond111]

"...one more time."

[homerjbond]

"The thought had flashed across my mind."

[The Dove]

" That lipstick was an inspiration...and so are you."

[Bond111]

"You only live twice, Mr. Bond."

[deth]

"so you've lived to die another day..."

[Bond111]

"Just once."

[ChandlerBing]

"Fancy that."

[Bond111]

"Sounds like a French nail varnish."