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[ChandlerBing]

"Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm."

[JBond007]

"Why should you trust me?"

[ChandlerBing]

Whoops, that last one wasn't right. It's what I get for listening to the CD for Empire Strikes Back while I type on a Bond site. Damn it. Ok, how about...

"If that's his original ball, then I'm Arnold Palmer!"

[JBond007]

ahahhaah, I thought it sounded like Yoda, but then who cares. AHHA. Yoda and Bond!

(continuing on from the cue ball quote)

[ChandlerBing]

"So, does anyone else want to drop out?"

[homerjbond]

"I'd hate to go out half-cocked."

[JBond007]

"Well get cracking 007!"

[DanMan]

"Filthy habit!"

[TIGER TANAKA]

'FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED'

[homerjbond]

"Good God!"

[TIGER TANAKA]

'WELL AT LEAST HE DIED ON THE JOB! HE'D HAVE LIKED IT THAT WAY!'

[homerjbond]

"...death for breakfast."

[Tanger]

"Very nasty".

[Righty007]

"I thought that was the idea for tonight."

[JBond007]

"Right idea Mr Bond"

[Mitch Nozka]

"Wrong pussy."

[SamuelKevlar]

"I know a little about women."

[Mitch Nozka]

"Take me around the world one more time."

[00Kevin]

"What are you trying to say?"

[brendan007]

"actions speak louder than words"

[Blofeld's Cat]

"I know I'll never find another girl like you"

[homerjbond]

"Get your cotton-pickin' schnozz out of my pants, you know?!?"

[JBond007]

"Oh I know!"

[brendan007]

"he wouldnt know a woman if one came and sat on his head"

[ChandlerBing]

"I thought I'd wake up dead!"

[homerjbond]

"Well, now that you're dead..."

[ChandlerBing]

"But that would mean, I would be...."

BANG!

"...Dead!"

[00Kevin]

"You can't kill me, I'm already dead."

[ChandlerBing]

"Yeah, well, not dead enough for me."

[Blofeld's Cat]

"Can my friend sit this one out, she's just dead."