Very sad news. One of the most underrated writers in the Bond book & film cult, if not *the* most underrated. I also loved his two Bond novelizations. Shame he didn't get a chance to write an original Bond novel. One of my Bond-related hopes is that he would be brought out of retirement to pen a Bond short story. Alas...
Brits of a certain age here on these boards are probably only too familiar with his "Confessions" books and movies. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. But he also wrote four fine "serious" literary novels. "Make it Happen to Me" (which had to be pulped for legal reasons, tho' copies still exist), "Terrible Hard, Says Alice", "Sincere Male Seeks Love and Someone to Wash His Underpants" and his austere, melancholy Hollywood novel "California, Here I Am" (his own favorite). All four books are semi-autobiographical.
After doing Bond, Wood turned to action-adventure novels. "Fire Mountain" ("North to Rabaul"), Dead Centre, Taiwan, A Dove Against Death and Kago, Different from, but almost as good as his Bonds.
Here are some great quotes from his books:
- An Oxford man walks down the street and thinks that he owns it, a Cambridge man walks down the street and doesn't give a toss who owns it.
- Wood, Christopher. James Bond, The Spy I Loved. Twenty First Century Publishers Ltd, 2006, pg. 58-59.
- It was always the same in my experience, the greatest libertines make the most suspicious fathers, and show me a mother who would part her legs for a dray horse and you will find her daughter has a chastity belt before a christening mug. Why they deny their progeny what they find so pleasant themselves I will never conceive.
- Wood, Christopher. John Adam - Samurai. Sphere paperbacks, 1972 edition (originally published by Arlington books in 1971). pg. 31-32 (chapter 2).
- The crowd pressed round the dais and the band broke into the national anthem. 'Broke into' was the wrong expression. They ransacked it. Stone closed his eyes and clenched his fists to stop himself laughing as the wailing brass savaged his eardrums.
- Wood, Christopher. Make It Happen To Me. London: Constable. 1969 (chapter 8)
- One day, thought Stone, there will be a war and when you get to the front you will last five minutes before someone puts a bullet in your back.
- Wood, Christopher. "Terrible Hard", Says Alice. London: Constable. 1970. (chapter 1)
- "The moneylender and his wife," he said indifferently, jerking his head over his shoulder. "It is always the same in any revolution. The moneylenders are always the first to go."
- Wood, Christopher. "Terrible Hard", Says Alice. London: Constable. 1970. (chapter 6)
- Every day, thought Stone, is a revelation. At night it seems that you will never see it again, that it has been lost in the darkness. But with the sun, you hold your breath and look, and there it is. Just as it was; as you could never quite remember it.
- Wood, Christopher. "Terrible Hard", Says Alice. London: Constable. 1970. (chapter 8)
- I'd like to impregnate her with a warm smile, listen to my children call her "mummy", be a comfort to her in her old age.
- Wood, Christopher. "Terrible Hard", Says Alice. London: Constable. 1970. (chapter 9)
- Everyone was mad only some of them didn't know it.
- Wood, Christopher. "Terrible Hard", Says Alice. London: Constable. 1970. (chapter 11)
- "The trouble is, Richard, that you always think you can alter people. You say, Oh, yes, he's a little weak and I can't stand the way he hums to himself when he's shaving but when we live together I'll change that, we'll grow together, but you never do. All that happens is that the little things are symptomatic of bigger things and they become more and more important."
- Wood, Christopher. "Terrible Hard", Says Alice. London: Constable. 1970. (chapter 13)
- I really am interested but I find it hard to make the proper helpful noises. I'm terrible inadequate when it comes to sympathy. I feel things but I can't express them in words.
- Wood, Christopher. "Terrible Hard", Says Alice. London: Constable. 1970. (chapter 13)
- "I wasn't voted the most serious girl in my class. I was voted the girl most likely to suceed - or maybe it was 'suck seed'. I was never certain."
- Wood, Christopher. "California, Here I Am". London: Twenty First Century Publishers. 2004.
You can read chapter one of his novel "Sincere Male" online at his publisher's website. I guarantee you will piss yourselves laughing.
http://www.twentyfir...chapter_one.pdf
Go on, give it a go. Show some respect for the dead.
On a more sombre, tho' occasionally hilarious note, here is the the first chapter of "California, Here I Am"
http://www.twentyfir...aChapterone.pdf
Wood was chummy with William ("Solo") Boyd. Boyd had kind words for two of Wood's novels. Of "Terrible Hard, Says Alice", Boyd said it as one of the few convincing examples of accounts of war alongside Ernest Hemingway's A Farewell to Arms and Joseph Heller's Catch-22." Of "California, Here I Am", Boyd wrote, "A very funny, shrewd and horribly accurate novel about the movie business, Hollywood-style, written with sustained brio and mordant intelligence."
RIP.