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Ebert Reviews DAD (3/5 STARS)


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#1 WhiteKnight

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Posted 22 November 2002 - 12:03 PM

SORRY!!!! :) as i thought most reviewers come up with ratings out of 5 then Ebert would do the same...it's corrected now

well...i've been kinda waiting for this
Roger Ebert's DAD review- he's probably one of the more influential reviewers of today and though he gave DAD 3/4 it seems he should've given more since he made such good comments about it in his review (BELOW) and he gave TWINE 3 and a half/5 :)
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DIE ANOTHER DAY / *** (PG-13)

November 22, 2002

James Bond: Pierce Brosnan
Jinx: Halle Berry
Gustav Graves: Toby Stephens
Miranda Frost: Rosamund Pike
Zao: Rick Yune
Q: John Cleese
M: Judi Dench

MGM presents a film directed by Lee Tamahori. Written by Neal Purvis and Robert Wade. Running time: 123 minutes. Rated PG-13 (for action violence and sexuality).


BY ROGER EBERT

I realized with a smile, 15 minutes into the new James Bond movie, that I had unconsciously accepted Pierce Brosnan as Bond without thinking about Sean Connery, Roger Moore or anyone else. He has become the landlord, not the tenant. Handsome if a little weary, the edges of an Irish accent curling around the edges of the Queen's English, he plays a preposterous character but does not seem preposterous playing him.

"Die Another Day" is the 20th Bond film in 40 years, not counting "Casino Royale." Midway through it, Bond's boss M tells him, "While you were away, the world changed." She refers to the months he spent imprisoned at the hands of North Korean torturers, but she might also be referring to the world of Bondian thrillers. This movie has the usual impossible stunts, as when Bond surfs down the face of a glacier being melted by a laser beam from space. But it has just as many scenes that are lean and tough enough to fit in any modern action movie.

It also has a heroine who benefits from 40 years of progress in the way we view women. When Halle Berry, as Jinx, first appears in the movie there is a deliberate and loving tribute to the first Bond girl, Ursula Andress, in "Dr. No" (1962). In both movies, the woman emerges from the surf wearing a bikini which, in slow motion, seems to be playing catch-up. Even the wide belt is the same. But Jinx is a new kind of Bond girl. She still likes naughty double entendres (Bond says "My friends call me James Bond" and she replies, "Well that's a mouthful"). But in "Die Another Day" her character is not simply decoration or reward, but a competent and deadly agent who turns the movie at times into almost a buddy picture.

The film opens with an unusual touch: The villains are not fantastical fictions, but real. The North Koreans have for the time being joined the Nazis as reliable villains, and Bond infiltrates in order to--I dunno, deal with some "African Conflict Diamonds," if I heard correctly, but I wasn't listening carefully because the diamonds are only the MacGuffin. They do, however, decorate the memorable cheekbones of one of the villains, Zao (Rick Yune), who seems to have skidded face down through a field of them at high impact.

A chase scene involving hover tanks in a mine field is somewhat clumsy, the hover tank not being the most graceful of vehicles, and then Bond is captured and tortured for months. He's freed in a prisoner exchange, only to find that M (Judi Dench) suspects him of having been brainwashed. Is he another Manchurian Candidate? Eventually he proves himself and after a visit to Q (John Cleese) for a new supply of gadgets, including an invisible car, he's back into action in the usual series of sensational stunt sequences. For the first time in the Bond series, a computer-generated sequence joins the traditional use of stunt men and trick photography; a disintegrating plane in a closing scene is pretty clearly all made of ones and zeroes, but by then we've seen too many amazing sights to quibble.

The North Koreans are allied with Gustav Graves (Toby Stephens), a standard-issue world-dominating Bond villain, whose orbiting space mirror is not exactly original. What is original is Gustav's decision to house his operation in a vast ice building in Iceland; since his mirror operates to focus heat on the Earth, this seems like asking for trouble, and indeed before long the ice palace is melting down, and Jinx is trapped in a locked room with the water level rising toward the ceiling. (Exactly why the room itself doesn't melt is a question countless readers will no doubt answer for me.)

Other characters include the deadly Miranda Frost (Rosamund Pike), whose name is a hint as to which side she is on, and Damian Falco (Michael Madsen), whose name unites two villainous movie dynasties and leaves me looking forward to Freddy Lecter. Oh, and Miss Moneypenny (Samantha Bond), who seems to have been overlooked, makes a last-minute appearance and virtually seduces Bond.

The film has been directed by Lee Tamahori (whose credits include "Once Were Warriors" and "Mulholland Falls"), from New Zealand, who has tilted the balance away from humor and toward pure action. With "Austin Powers" breathing down the neck of the franchise, he told Sight & Sound magazine, it seemed like looking for trouble to broaden the traditional farcical elements. "Die Another Day" is still utterly absurd from one end to the other, of course, but in a slightly more understated way.

And so it goes, Bond after Bond, as the most durable series in movie history heads for the half-century. There is no reason to believe this franchise will ever die. I suppose that is a blessing.

#2 mattbowyer

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Posted 22 November 2002 - 01:02 PM

HOLD THE PRESSES

Sorry old chap but since the Ebert review is THE most significant out there I have to point out its 3/4 stars, not a mear 3/5 hes given this.

This makes his reviews of the Brosnans (in order) 3, 3, 3.5, 3.

I was so scared he'd hate this. He seemed to even like the ice surfing! Oh I love him so.

Please someone correct the scandalous 3/5 star comment and ad a spoiler alert to this thread.

#3 JimmyBond

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Posted 22 November 2002 - 02:40 PM

Its true, he grades on a scale of four stars, always has, always will. Somehow I knew he'd like it, I mean, when was the last time he didnt like a Bond film? I have that answer, The Living Daylights.

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Posted 22 November 2002 - 03:14 PM

Here are Ebert's ratings of Bond films that I have read:

Goldfinger (****) - This Bond in his essay list of "Great Movies"
Diamonds are Forever (***)
The Spy Who Loved Me (*** 1/2)
For Your Eyes Only (**)
The Living Daylights (**)
Licence to Kill (*** 1/2)
Goldeneye (***)
Tomorrow Never Dies (***)
The World Is Not Enough (*** 1/2)
Die Another Day (***)

Does anyone know of any other Bonds that he has reviewed?

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Posted 22 November 2002 - 03:22 PM

I recall reading a review of Thunderball. I cant for the life of me remember what the exact star count was, but I know he liked it, perhaps not as much as Goldfinger.

#6 Corbism

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Posted 23 November 2002 - 01:40 AM

Originally posted by homerjbond
Here are Ebert's ratings of Bond films that I have read:

Goldfinger (****) - This Bond in his essay list of "Great Movies"
Diamonds are Forever (***)
The Spy Who Loved Me (*** 1/2)
For Your Eyes Only (**)
The Living Daylights (**)
Licence to Kill (*** 1/2)
Goldeneye (***)
Tomorrow Never Dies (***)
The World Is Not Enough (*** 1/2)
Die Another Day (***)

Does anyone know of any other Bonds that he has reviewed?

I remember watching him review both Octopussy and A View to a Kill on "Siskel and Ebert", but I cannot find those text reviews on Eberts page at the Chicago Sun-Times website. I recall he liked Octopussy, but disliked A View to a Kill.

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Posted 23 November 2002 - 07:13 AM

I believe Octopussy received 3 stars (although the review included "the dialogue has never been worse"), Never Say Never Again received 3.5 and A View To A Kill either got 2 or 2.5.

Gene Siskel did not like very many of the later ones at all, until Tomorrow Never Dies where he admitted it was a long time since he'd recommended a new Bond film. This was the last Bond film he saw before his unfortunate death. Of GoldenEye he remarked that the only thing he found memorable about the film was the pleasant blue color of the Z3.

Siskel and Ebert had a special on the Bond films in 1983 to coincide with the review of Never Say Never Again. Both felt at the time that continuing the Bond series was beating a dead horse. They each ranked the "best of" in several categories, both agreeing that Goldfinger was the best film and best villain.

Years later, they both disliked The Living Daylights and Siskel commented that based on his performance in The Fourth Protocol, Pierce Brosnan would make a better Bond than Dalton.

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Posted 23 November 2002 - 02:41 PM

I remember Siskel saying one of his problems with Pierce Brosnan after Goldeneye came out was that he had "chicken legs" or something to that effect.