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[stromberg]

Usually not a big fan of the quote games (you never see me posting there). But I had this funny idea, and as I saw that no such thing seems to exists in the whole wide interweb, I decided to kick it off here and now:

 

The James Bond "Yoda" Quote Game

 

Guess there's no need for further explanation, I'll start with the two most obvious ones:

 

"Bond – Bond, James, the name is."

 

and

 

"Not stirred, shaken!"

 

 

Have fun. And may The Farce be with you.

[thecasinoroyale]

Ridiculous.

 

 

"Revoked, your licence to kill is."

[Call Billy Bob]

 "My brother-in-law, Billy Bob, that is."

[SecretAgentFan]

"Collars and cuffs as long they match."

[Double-Oh Agent]

"The point I think he got."

[Dustin]

"Walking my rat I was just, my way I seem to have lost."

[stromberg]

Decide which one's better I can't:

 

"To talk you expect me?" – "No. Expect you to die I do, Mr Bond."

 

or

 

"Expect me to talk, you do?" - "No. To die I expect you, Mr Bond."

[Dustin]

A question of preference it is.

[SecretAgentFan]

Mildly that´s putting it.

[thecasinoroyale]

"The secret of genius, intuitive improvisation is!"

[Jim]

Joking, you must be.

[thecasinoroyale]

"About my work 007, I never joke."

[Call Billy Bob]

"To ask questions, you are not here. Forget, you do, to whom you speak."

[stromberg]

"To plan an amusing for you, all my attempts for it you defy, Mr. Bond. A sportsman you are not."

[Jim]

Hello, James. Welcome. Like the island, do you? An island my grandmother had. Of nothing to boast. In an hour walk around it could you, but still was it, was it for us a paradise. For a visit one summer we went, and infested with rats discovered the place had been. On a fishing boat they'd come and on coconut themselves gorged. So off an island how do you get rats? Hmm? Showed me, my grandmother. An oil drum buried we and hinged the lid. Then as bait coconut to the lid we wired and for the coconut the rats would come and... into the drum fall they would. And after a month, all the rats have you trapped, but what do then you do? Into the ocean throw the drum? Burn it? No. You just leave it and hungry they begin to get. And one by one...eating each other they start, until only two left there are. The two survivors. And then what? Kill them do you? No. You take them and into the trees release them, but now eat coconut they don't anymore. Now, they eat rat only. Changed their nature, you have. The two survivors. What she made us, this is.

 

(An improvement, it is)

[thecasinoroyale]

"Stirred not. Shaken."

[SecretAgentFan]

My shoes you fetch.  For curry to keep you in.

[Call Billy Bob]

"Monsieur Bond, bonjour! Nick Nack, I am. Welcome you personally, Monsieur Scaramanga will."

[S K Y F A L L]

Strawberrys tastes like. -GE

 

Not enough the world is. -TWINE

[thecasinoroyale]

"Whoever she was, scared the living daylights out of her, it must have."

[seawolfnyy]

"Marshall music, I do hate so."

[stromberg]

"Cease to exist, New York and Moscow will within minutes."

[Call Billy Bob]

"Snip the little finger of Mr. Bond's right hand on the first wrong answer from Ms. Solitaire, you will."

[MajorB]

"Up you must grow, 007."

[Professor Pi]

Yoda giving one sentence summaries of each Craig film:

 

"Too early to promote you, I knew it was."

 

"People everywhere, we have."

 

"Usually dies, someone does."